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I think it depends on where you are, because in NYC it's absolutely the norm that gross poly guys are loving 5 women at once, while the poly woman at home doing his laundry is trying to find some guy, any guy, who's not rapey or an rear end in a top hat. It doesn't get better until the poly women start to date each other.
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It's got to be an age thing, too. The stereotype of 'desperate and sexless' changes genders somewhere around age 30, so I'd imagine the pool of available potential partners changes pretty dramatically over time.
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BRB, researching Brooklyn apartment prices so I can go live out my dream of being the protagonist of a harem manga
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phasmid posted:Holy poo poo, I had looked for this about a month ago and thought maybe it was gone for good. The sparkliest gemstone of the weird poly shitshows. Thank you. I could have sworn the last time I read this the comments were ripping the author apart, now they're sucking his balls????
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Anne Whateley posted:I think it depends on where you are, because in NYC it's absolutely the norm that gross poly guys are loving 5 women at once, while the poly woman at home doing his laundry is trying to find some guy, any guy, who's not rapey or an rear end in a top hat. It doesn't get better until the poly women start to date each other. Squashing Machine posted:BRB, researching Brooklyn apartment prices so I can go live out my dream of being the protagonist of a harem manga IIRC, NYC has the USA's biggest gender disparity in favour of women. (the Bay Area tends to be the opposite to varying degrees)
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:06 |
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Richter Scabies posted:I could have sworn the last time I read this the comments were ripping the author apart, now they're sucking his balls???? There was a separate article written by an unconnected woman that was pretty much long form 'how loving dare you' Edit:. Hahahaha that twat's author blurb says 'he has been amplifying the emergence of new culture for over a decade' tactlessbastard fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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brb, amplifying the emergence of new culture *disappears into bathroom with lotion and kleenex*
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Straight White Shark posted:brb, amplifying the emergence of new culture *disappears into bathroom with lotion and kleenex* Disappears to the bathroom with a cotton swab and a blood agar plate
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Straight White Shark posted:brb, amplifying the emergence of new culture *disappears into bathroom with lotion and kleenex* *shoots meth, sits at cafe table, opens laptop to pornhub*
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Oh Joy Sex Toy is one of the unsexiest comics about sex I've ever read. Oglaf is outright parody and manages to be better pornography. I've read a few dozen, and I think it's a fine comic when it's actually reviewing the sex toys and talking about the author's personal experiences. It's when it randomly decides to spotlight a fetish that things get unpleasant. John Lee fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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It's very 2018 that when it comes to 'People who define themselves by their sexual habits and are absolutely insufferable' furries seem to actually be on the low end for the most part.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:39 |
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I’ll bold the important bits, but sounds like it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person Me [26M] with my GF [26F] of 3Y, She Cheated & Got Me Jumped quote:u/throwawayshecheate
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Milotic posted:I’ll bold the important bits, but sounds like it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person This was posted in this thread like 2 months ago lmao Paul Zuvella fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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I don't think "jumped" means what you think it means.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:40 |
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Richter Scabies posted:I could have sworn the last time I read this the comments were ripping the author apart, now they're sucking his balls???? I just read the comments and wow you are not kidding. Although they all seem to be in the same kind of tone with the "shucks golly, ian, you are so brave &talented" that makes me a bit suspicious. But I don't care what kind of emergent culture he's from, he's a hack twat and his article is comedy gold. It's a loving Greek mask and I love it. Ghost Leviathan posted:It's very 2018 that when it comes to 'People who define themselves by their sexual habits and are absolutely insufferable' furries seem to actually be on the low end for the most part. Yeah, but it might be precipitous to assume that all these brokebrains aren't furries in addition to being poly weirds.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:46 |
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Milotic posted:I’ll bold the important bits, but sounds like it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person quote:5'3" & 280lbs To be fair that's pretty thick
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that's positively spherical
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:54 |
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one of those comics from the website talked about 'gender euphoria' in juxtaposition to gender dysphoria and i think thats a nice way to look at things.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:10 |
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I'm sorry but if you're 5 3 and 280 you are too fat. That said her boyfriend was a literal rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:14 |
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My [28F] boyfriend [29M] often makes inappropriate (violent) jokes, when confronted basically insists I need to lighten up? We have been together for 2 and a half years and we live together. He has never harmed me or behaved in ways that would be red flags. He is the type of guy that jokes around maybe too much and can make serious discussions tedious, but it’s who he is. I deal. Sometimes his jokes cross a line and I have called him out on it, but then he gets upset and says something like, “I just say the first thing that comes to mind. It’s who I am” instead of validating my concerns or expressing interest in working on it. The most recent examples I can think of include a conversation we had about the game Clue, and the murder weapons. He went on taking it very far and said something like, “That’s what I’d do. Use a rope and throw you over the balcony.” We weren’t even talking about each other in this context, just about the game scenarios. He brought it into real life, and put us in the situation. It really scared me and I became upset. I asked him why would he EVER joke about that sort of thing? Why would he want to make me feel threatened or unsafe? He got frustrated in response and went on with the whole, “It’s just a joke, relax, why are you attacking me” spiel. More recently, he was holding me close and rubbing his hands up and down my back. I mentioned that he was tracing a trail right along my spine, and his reply was to say something like, “Yep. And one right move and I could make you paralyzed forever.” Again, I was immediately upset. I said, “Why would you say something like that?” And again, he was upset that I could possibly ever find that threatening?? He said, “It’s just a joke. You should trust me enough to know I would never actually do anything to hurt you.” and I said something like, “I do trust you, but when you say something like that, it makes me question my trust. Of course it does. You could have said something loving about my body, but instead you said something threatening.” And it went on with him saying it was just a joke, just the first thing that came to mind and didn’t I ever just say the first thing that popped into my mind? To which I said, “I don’t think the first thing that pops into my mind is the harm that I could cause you. I would just never think that. Please, can you be mindful about your words? There are some things that just shouldn’t be joked about, and I will always get upset about them. Jokes about hurting me should be off limits.” But then he got upset and said I was attacking him over a joke he didn’t even mean and that it’s just who he is to make jokes all the time. I did keep talking for a while trying to explain why these jokes might upset me more than someone else (previous experience in an abusive relationship), but again he just kept insisting that he should get a pass because I should already trust him and know it’s only a joke. He eventually did apologize the next morning for upsetting me, but did not necessarily say he would be mindful of how his words make me feel or anything like that. I feel like we did not resolve this conflict, and I don’t feel like he truly got why I was so upset. Should I revisit this conversation? Is this normal joking material? How should I present my feelings so that he does not feel attacked but feels empathetic or at least compassionate about my reaction? TL;DR: Boyfriend has joked about killing me and causing serious bodily harm. When I get upset at these jokes he says that I should trust him and know it’s just a joke and it’s just his personality. How can I get him to take my feelings seriously?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:16 |
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holy moley I Can’t Bring Myself To Delete The Sim Of My Ex quote:Whenever I get a crush on someone, I usually secretly add them to whatever game of The Sims I’m currently playing. Despite this being an incredibly weird thing to do, it’s a ritual I’ve followed for years. Normally it doesn’t get so complicated. pretend i bolded everything because each and every fact and emotion described herein is jawdroppingly bonkers and very bad
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:18 |
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Lmao Kotaku Dot Com, folks
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:24 |
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Why cant you be a normal person and build a pool and sell the ladder?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:24 |
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Skutter posted:I mean, the Amish will probably do really well in most apocalypse scenarios but... I don't get having the romance twist. What exactly is sexy about the end of the world? It's generally about America Rediscovering God And God's Purpose In The Midst Of Tragedy. There's a thriving subgenre of books where America turning into a fundamentalist Christian theocracy in the wake of nuclear war or other disasters is portrayed as a good thing rather than a dystopia.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:holy moley This is up there with that one dude's Sonic bed in terms of having an unhealthy relationship with a video game character Also just going to laugh forever about how Kotaku keeps handing the mic over to nutballs with extreme personality disorders who treat the site like their own blog
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Death of a Flower Saleswoman: How My Life Changed Irrevocably and Forever After I Named Aerith After My Middle School Crush and Watched Her Die Before My Very Eyes
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:27 |
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Talk about Kotaku Inaction, amirite
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:28 |
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Healthy commentsquote:There was this horrible kid on second grade that got my gameboy while I was on the bathroom, and DELETED MY POKEMON RED SAVE FILE! quote:I don’t know how the Sims’ save files work, but maybe take that save to another computer, let that digital version of yourself who is happy continue to be happy foreverafter, and then make your sim be single again, therefore symbolically accepting yourself that it’s over, yet allowing that part of you that wanted to be happy with your ex the possibility to do so.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:28 |
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I open my eyes. I am on the Playa at Burning Man. I know two things. My marriage is over. So is this X-Com squad.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Healthy comments please PLEASE i am wishing for them to send that email i need it
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:32 |
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Gamergate is bullshit, I hate that I have to qualify that when talking about gaming news, Kotaku mostly does good articles, but also they need the world's biggest wedgie.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Healthy comments I wonder if there's some strange inverse to this syndrome. Like some kid who hates Jeremy Irons for being the voice of Scar.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:33 |
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Yeah I quite like Kotaku for news, certain reviews, whatever they let Tim Rogers do, etc. But, man,
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:34 |
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Kotaku: working to justify gamersgate one oversharing brokebrain at a time. E: They're not seriously suggesting she send the email. They're saying the article is like sending the email but dumber and more public.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:34 |
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I have stacked the cheesewheels that were in my inventory and which I was probably saving for health Forgive me I will now climb This mountain Sideways on a horse
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:35 |
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At the end of the day, the sex wasn't even the complicated part. We got used to a routine. I spent nights with Melody on her houseboat, while my wife and her boyfriend stayed in our old house. The fluid bonding naturally followed. But when we decided to go our separate ways, one single issue remained. What would happen to our Overwatch group?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:37 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:There was this horrible kid on second grade that got my gameboy while I was on the bathroom, and DELETED MY POKEMON RED SAVE FILE! That one is justified. gently caress that kid.
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Squashing Machine posted:This is up there with that one dude's Sonic bed in terms of having an unhealthy relationship with a video game character Hey if it works for the New York Times...
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:39 |
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"Fluid-bonding". Ugh. Somehow these people find a way to make something natural sound like a gross, despotic new age cult rite.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Husband in love with Selena Gomez
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