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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Delivery McGee posted:

That video posted a few pages back of artillery impacts from the target's POV is bad enough, but it was 3-5 guns firing one round each. Now scale that up to a hundred guns or more firing as fast as they can be loaded, 24/7, for a couple weeks. Ineffective as it sometimes was at cutting the wire and actually killing people, it does wear on the ol' morale to have everything around you constantly exploding for weeks at a time. Makes it hard to sleep, if nothing else.

Ernst Juenger described being under an artillery barrage as being like tied to a post with you hands behind your back, while a giant of a man swings a sledgehammer at you over and over again, just barely missing you each time so you can feel the air move as it passes by your head.

sullat posted:

I think that was from Leyte Gulf and it kind of makes sense. The enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo and has to take evasive action, giving the carriers a few more minutes to escape.

Also being in the air means you aren't on the escort carrier when it blows up :v:

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Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

sullat posted:

I think that was from Leyte Gulf and it kind of makes sense. The enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo and has to take evasive action, giving the carriers a few more minutes to escape.

Yeah, definitely sounds like Taffy 3. But still, making fake bombing/strafing runs when you're out of ammo is A Thing; that guy took it the extra mile.


MikeCrotch posted:

Ernst Juenger described being under an artillery barrage as being like tied to a post with you hands behind your back, while a giant of a man swings a sledgehammer at you over and over again, just barely missing you each time so you can feel the air move as it passes by your head.
Sounds about right. Cf. my father's story of being danger close to an Arc Light strike in Vietnam. I forget his exact words, but it was basically "the world explodes around you."

One of the British warrior-poets was an artillery officer.

Robert Nichols posted:

In my tired, helpless body
I feel my sunk heart ache;
But suddenly, loudly
The far, the great guns shake.

Is it sudden terror
Burdens my heart? My hand
Flies to my head. I listen...
And do not understand.

Is death so near, then?
From this blazing light,
Do I plunge suddenly
Into vortex? Night?

Guns again! the quiet
Shakes at the vengeful voice...
It is terrIble pleasure
I do not fear; I rejoice.

Can't get the link around his name in the quote tag to work, but here's the whole poem. This one's similarly "I'm resigned to my fate but at least I have the biggest gun". Interesting contrast to Kipling, &c.'s "Britain is the bestest" and the more morose WWI poets.

I have a soft spot for Kipling, despite him being Problematic, because my father quotes Gunga Din (lines 3-6) at times. I should introduce him to Nichols' work.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ensign Expendable posted:

There's also Russian Jewish Hitler, Hero of the Soviet Union.

Gay Hitler

Gitler

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
if only gay hitler were black

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cda4kcB5sQ


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Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cda4kcB5sQ


pop pop pop pop pop popopopopopopopoppopopopopop pop

Yeah, WWI was that for weeks, sometimes months. And if you're on the sending end it's kinda nice, like popping bubble wrap writ large -- see the poet I quoted.

Also US military operation names are supposedly randomly generated from a pair of lists, but I'm pretty sure there's a guy in the Pentagon repeatedly clicking the "roll the dice" button on the RNG until they get something that sounds cool. No way Rolling Thunder or Just Cause were randomly generated.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Delivery McGee posted:

Yeah, WWI was that for weeks, sometimes months. And if you're on the sending end it's kinda nice, like popping bubble wrap writ large -- see the poet I quoted.

Also US military operation names are supposedly randomly generated from a pair of lists, but I'm pretty sure there's a guy in the Pentagon repeatedly clicking the "roll the dice" button on the RNG until they get something that sounds cool. No way Rolling Thunder or Just Cause were randomly generated.

really embarassing how they almost called the vietnam war operation iraqi freedom

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Delivery McGee posted:

Yeah, WWI was that for weeks, sometimes months. And if you're on the sending end it's kinda nice, like popping bubble wrap writ large -- see the poet I quoted.

Also US military operation names are supposedly randomly generated from a pair of lists, but I'm pretty sure there's a guy in the Pentagon repeatedly clicking the "roll the dice" button on the RNG until they get something that sounds cool. No way Rolling Thunder or Just Cause were randomly generated.

huh?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Delivery McGee posted:

Yeah, WWI was that for weeks, sometimes months. And if you're on the sending end it's kinda nice, like popping bubble wrap writ large -- see the poet I quoted.

Also US military operation names are supposedly randomly generated from a pair of lists, but I'm pretty sure there's a guy in the Pentagon repeatedly clicking the "roll the dice" button on the RNG until they get something that sounds cool. No way Rolling Thunder or Just Cause were randomly generated.

I think you are thinking of Rainbow Codes

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

So how are operation names chosen?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Suggestions are spoken out lout in front of the highest ranking officers in charge of the operation. The one that causes the hardest murder stiffies wins.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That explains Operation Infinite Justice.

I'm assuming in the modern era that it's based on focus testing and branding and other marketing crap.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I've always just assumed those were public facing "marketing" names, or just the top level operations got cool names. No need to keep it obscure since you're going to tell everyone about it anyway.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
The previous Pentagon plan in case of war with the UK was called War Plan Pig Romance.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

PittTheElder posted:

I've always just assumed those were public facing "marketing" names, or just the top level operations got cool names. No need to keep it obscure since you're going to tell everyone about it anyway.

That is specifically an American thing though (see also y'alls love for contrived acronyms for laws like the Patriot Act). The British codename for the most recent Iraq war was Operation Telic while America called it Operation Iraqi Freedom (real subtle, guys), for example. Iraq 1 was Operation Granby not Desert Storm.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I prefer my military operations names to have some sort of subtle shadowy menace like Paperclip or MK Ultra. Spooky!

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

feedmegin posted:

That is specifically an American thing though (see also y'alls love for contrived acronyms for laws like the Patriot Act). The British codename for the most recent Iraq war was Operation Telic while America called it Operation Iraqi Freedom (real subtle, guys), for example. Iraq 1 was Operation Granby not Desert Storm.

I think I remember reading that the British started just picking random names after they realized how easy it was for them to tell what many Nazi operations where about just by their meaningful names.

edit: I was thinking of Project Wotan, a single-beam radio navigation system named after the famously one-eyed god. The Brits just intercepted the code name, made an educated guess, and had countermeasures ready before the technology was ever deployed.

Hargrimm fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 22, 2017

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Kemper Boyd posted:

The previous Pentagon plan in case of war with the UK was called War Plan Pig Romance.

You know that I want more
And you know that I need war
I want it big
Your pig romance

Biffmotron
Jan 12, 2007

Pontius Pilate posted:

So I'm probably missing something obvious but how does one in WWI get past their own barbed wire in an assault? Have your engineers remove it the night before or some such? Just blow it up?

Also I remember reading stories of Japanese soldiers who would lay across wire so their fellow troops could cross more quickly. Did that actually happen or is it just the Oriental mindset has no respect for human life type of poo poo?

S.L.A Marshall's Porkchop Hill has a bit where an American soldier, Pvt. McKinley, laid across barbed wire during an attack to retake an American outpost.

quote:

Then he said to Boatwright, "Watch me!" Again, he jumped towards the concertina. This time as he hit it straight on, in a diving motion. his arms went up to protect his face. The wire barrier went flat under his weight. Then he yelled back to Boatwright in a voice which rang clarion-clear above the sounds of fire, "Send the men over men!"
Boatwright rushed to within five yards of him and there went flat. He yelled, "Come on! Move up! Go across!" His arms went like flails as waved his men toward McKinley's back. But there was no quick response. One other thought made men more hesitant than their fear of fire. As they later explained, they thought McKinley would be killed immediately, and they couldn't stand the idea of walking on a corpse. So there was perhaps three minutes of agonizing delay while McKinley played bridge, waiting for the traffic that didn't come.

18 men crossed over McKinley, and the company took the hill with heavy casualties. McKinley survived, and was apparently one of the men in better shape, since he helped three more severely wounded soldiers to the rear. That, plus McCormick's story, says to me that using a man as a bridge works well enough to mention it in training. Probably has all sorts of useful training effects (at least in an earlier era when it was more acceptable to hurt recruits) about how physical obstacles can be overcome with courage and teamwork.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Hargrimm posted:

I think I remember reading that the British started just picking random names after they realized how easy it was for them to tell what many Nazi operations where about just by their meaningful names.

edit: I was thinking of Project Wotan, a single-beam radio navigation system named after the famously one-eyed god. The Brits just intercepted the code name, made an educated guess, and had countermeasures ready before the technology was ever deployed.

The hilarious thing was that the Wotan thing was entirely a fluke.

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

feedmegin posted:

That is specifically an American thing though (see also y'alls love for contrived acronyms for laws like the Patriot Act). The British codename for the most recent Iraq war was Operation Telic while America called it Operation Iraqi Freedom (real subtle, guys), for example. Iraq 1 was Operation Granby not Desert Storm.

Reportedly the Americans canned the random naming of operations when the invasion of Panama in the late 80s came up as Operation Blue Spoon because in the alleged words of President Bush the elder "I don't want to tell a mother your son died to make Blue Spoon a success"

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Delivery McGee posted:

Before they started mounting machine guns on airplanes (originally they were just used for observation) pilots only had their service revolvers, and did have pistol duels while flying.

Best pistol-from-an-aiplane story is that guy at Midway or Coral Sea who, having dropped his bombs and made a few more passes to strafe the Japanese ship he was attacking with his .50s and run them out of ammo, made another pass firing his 1911 out the window. Then made another pass to throw the empty pistol at the ship. :v:

It's a common problem. I once read the AAR for 73 Easting, and almost all the Bradleys that got hit had small "slightly radioactive" holes through both sides. Hmm, what weapons used in that engagement leave a 2" hole ringed by slightly radioactive dust? Oopsie.

That video posted a few pages back of artillery impacts from the target's POV is bad enough, but it was 3-5 guns firing one round each. Now scale that up to a hundred guns or more firing as fast as they can be loaded, 24/7, for a couple weeks. Ineffective as it sometimes was at cutting the wire and actually killing people, it does wear on the ol' morale to have everything around you constantly exploding for weeks at a time. Makes it hard to sleep, if nothing else.

Film of WWI French arty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK8QR8tdnZk&t=58s
Those literal mountains small hills of shell casings are one day's output of just a few batteries. Apparently they were pretty good at carting them off so the gunners wouldn't be tripping over them. I could swear I've seen a photo of a pile like that around a gun, but maybe I'm conflating it with that photo of a Panther turret pillbox in a street:


Did they reload artillery casings back then?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

Did they reload artillery casings back then?
tfr goon project

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ferrosol posted:

Reportedly the Americans canned the random naming of operations when the invasion of Panama in the late 80s came up as Operation Blue Spoon because in the alleged words of President Bush the elder "I don't want to tell a mother your son died to make Blue Spoon a success"

55 marines died in Operation Beaver Cage which sounds like a weekend at a Vietnamese brothel

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
There was Operation Timus Prime....

And working with parent nations, the US will generally let them pick the operation names to avoid cultural faux pas and to let the partner force be seen as the lead (current Iraqi operations for example)

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Cyrano4747 posted:

Did they reload artillery casings back then?

Yes. I have a captured document where German artillerymen are being chewed out for not returning spent shell casings and instead making things like cup holders and wind chimes from them.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

FastestGunAlive posted:

The hell is this poo poo man

Guess I should've put quotation marks around that part since "Oriental" and "type of poo poo" apparently weren't enough to make it clear I was being derisive of that attitude.

Thanks for all the replies guys and gals!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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Ensign Expendable posted:

Yes. I have a captured document where German artillerymen are being chewed out for not returning spent shell casings and instead making things like cup holders and wind chimes from them.

It's possible that the spent casings were recycled and not re-loaded, though.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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At the battle of Ia Drang, one of the crew chiefs was codenamed "ancient serpent" or suchlike, and kept making dong jokes about it :haw:

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Hargrimm posted:

I think I remember reading that the British started just picking random names after they realized how easy it was for them to tell what many Nazi operations where about just by their meaningful names.

edit: I was thinking of Project Wotan, a single-beam radio navigation system named after the famously one-eyed god. The Brits just intercepted the code name, made an educated guess, and had countermeasures ready before the technology was ever deployed.

That's projects. Operational codewords became randomised when Churchill pointed out that you can't write a letter home to someone saying their son was killed in Operation Ballyho!

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

They weren't made immediately random (it's usually said that he selected "Overlord" himself and given the experience with German codenames "Bodyguard" for the deception at Dover-Calais is painfully on-the-nose), he was arguing for care to be used when selecting a name.

quote:

Operations in which large numbers of men may lose their lives ought not to be described by code words which imply a boastful and overconfident sentiment, such as “Triumphant,” or, conversely, which are calculated to invest the plan with an air of despondency, such as “Woebetide,” “Massacre,” “Jumble,” “Trouble,” “Fidget,” “Flimsy,” “Pathetic,” and “Jaundice.” They ought not to be names of a frivolous character, such as “Bunnyhug,” “Billingsgate,” “Aperitif,” and “Ballyhoo.” They should not be ordinary words often used in other connections, such as “Flood,” “Smooth,” “Sudden,” “Supreme,” “Full Force,” and “Full Speed.” Names of living people, ministers, or commanders should be avoided, e.g. “Bracken.”

After all, the world is wide, and intelligent thought will readily supply an unlimited number of well-sounding names which do not suggest the character of the operation or disparage it in any way and do not enable some widow or mother to say that her son was killed in an operation called “Bunnyhug” or “Ballyhoo.”

Proper names are good in this field. The heroes of antiquity, figures from Greek and Roman mythology, the constellations and stars, famous racehorses, names of British and American war heroes, could be used, provided they fall within the rules above.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

And then we still ended up with 'Market Garden'.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
At least it wasn't called operation Tulip Harvest.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Or Operation Dyke

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



SeanBeansShako posted:

At least it wasn't called operation Tulip Harvest.

drat Germans mowed down all the red ones anyways.

vintagepurple
Jan 31, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Do pre-twentieth-century soldiers remark on fear of disease, as they were far more likely to die of it than from combat, or are they inured to it? I imagine seeing a lot of comrades die making GBS threads themselves might be less traumatic when disease and death are much bigger parts of everyday civilian life.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

vintagepurple posted:

Do pre-twentieth-century soldiers remark on fear of disease, as they were far more likely to die of it than from combat, or are they inured to it? I imagine seeing a lot of comrades die making GBS threads themselves might be less traumatic when disease and death are much bigger parts of everyday civilian life.

I have no expertise at all but even people who aren't at war drop like flies from diseases, so I expect that it's pretty low on the list.

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

spectralent posted:

I have no expertise at all but even people who aren't at war drop like flies from diseases, so I expect that it's pretty low on the list.

This is going to depend a LOT on where those people are from. If they're a slum dweller from a city, yeah, chances are they see a lot of people get sick and die.

If they live out on a farm where they aren't crowded cheek by jowl with their neighbors and drinking from a well contaminated with sewage? Probably a LOT less in the way of randomly getting a bug and dropping dead.

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