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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Turdfuzz posted:

im not even wearing pants

i know ur mom (also an orangutan that i bang daily) told me :smug:

also she sucks ed's balls

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
who could have guessed that once food became abundant people would get fat

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Jeb!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
sorry that was a low effort ed balls edit

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

quote:

Sizable majorities of adults in virtually every demographic category regard their lives as good or excellent, but whites are likely to feel that way more than blacks and other minority Americans. Men feel more strongly than women that their lives are excellent. ... Adults under 40 are more positive - and more negative - about those years than Americans in older age groups. They say money can't buy happiness, but generally speaking, the more one earns annually, the better they rate their life.
rasmussen uncovering some shocking and unexpected truths here

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mark zuckerberg has crap nipples

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Mark Zuckerberg is definitely not a robot, just like Mr. Plug.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

a helpful bear posted:

sorry that was a low effort ed balls edit

oh no

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
guys





donald trump, the guy from that game show, is president of the usa lmao

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

mark zuckerberg has crap nipples

interesting



vveeeerrrryyyy interesting

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
mark zuckerberg should go to the OZY thing it seems up his alley

also what the gently caress happened to samantha bee? was she always this bad?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

a helpful bear posted:

sorry that was a low effort ed balls edit

Why you gotta pick on turdfuzz's mom she still in mourning.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

CortezFantastic posted:

guys





donald trump, the guy from that game show, is president of the usa lmao

So? Reagan was in a shitload of B-movies and then become Governor and President.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

"wait, i'm not supposed to eat this one... right?"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a helpful bear posted:

also what the gently caress happened to samantha bee? was she always this bad?

could you elaborate somewhat

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
JEB! Can Fix It!!

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

a helpful bear posted:

also what the gently caress happened to samantha bee? was she always this bad?

Too many 'ethnics' in her Upper West Side neighborhood.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

CortezFantastic posted:

guys





donald trump, the guy from that game show, is president of the usa lmao

https://youtu.be/zyuFnL5JcEw?t=11

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Zeroisanumber posted:

The Gates Foundation started to admit that they didn't have all of the answers on education about a year ago and started hiring actual experts to help them craft policy.

So they at least have a chance to be better.

Huh, that's good to hear.

One of the many problems with massive wealth accumulation and disparity is that even well-meaning wealthy people get way, way too much influence and control and can dominate entire fields with their preferred approaches even if they don't actually have any experience or expertise in that area.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the bee stands for boring

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Horseshoe theory posted:

Mark Zuckerberg is definitely not a robot, just like Mr. Plug.

yeah,and whats going on with his nipples? its like,theyre obese ad the rest of him isnt. shaped all hosed up. when he eats a piece of toast with nothing on it he suctions it to the top of his palate then inhales it backward inside his mouth. he lives ina display home....out of shame for his nipple deformity??

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbkbU32X5dI

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Turdfuzz posted:

the bee stands for boring

https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/887055775293726720

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

yeah,and whats going on with his nipples? its like,theyre obese ad the rest of him isnt. shaped all hosed up. when he eats a piece of toast with nothing on it he suctions it to the top of his palate then inhales it backward inside his mouth. he lives ina display home....out of shame for his nipple deformity??

some ppl just got weird nips man like some ppl got the really big round nips n some ppl got the tiny condensed nips idk why im not god

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
if well meaning wealthy people were really well meaning they would be communists

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

if well meaning wealthy people were really well meaning they would be communists

you mean build a cult of personality around themselves and live it up while everyone else starves?

seems identical to now imo

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

all trucks already have vaginas you big stupid

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz posted:

some ppl just got weird nips man like some ppl got the really big round nips n some ppl got the tiny condensed nips idk why im not god

if they were erect theyd just inflate but look unaroused..thats just my opinion....but he shouldnt be wearing tshirts. they look like slugs. and his face is some sort of featureless mask. his eyes appear startled but with an infinite calmless as if he has no inner life

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

what about... female donald trump?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nichael posted:

I like how some of your settlers could be synths and it doesn't actually affect anything at all because 70% of fallout 4 was unfinished garbage

nick was really cool though

I think the point was that it didn't matter if they were synths or not.

I eventually sided with the institute. gently caress yeah

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



http://i.imgur.com/FFFoG0f.gifv

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

if they were erect theyd just inflate but look unaroused..thats just my opinion....but he shouldnt be wearing tshirts. they look like slugs. and his face is some sort of featureless mask. his eyes appear startled but with an infinite calmless as if he has no inner life

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

if they were erect theyd just inflate but look unaroused..thats just my opinion....but he shouldnt be wearing tshirts. they look like slugs. and his face is some sort of featureless mask. his eyes appear startled but with an infinite calmless as if he has no inner life

cant imagine what his dick looks like

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



ahah YAAAAS so empower

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm 5'6" motherfuckers and lovin it

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



im the 44,000 likes

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Citizen Tayne posted:

I think the point was that it didn't matter if they were synths or not.

I eventually sided with the institute. gently caress yeah

lmao ok keep playing your video game cartridges nerdlinger

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


worst thing about being 6'0 is eventually becoming 5'11 as time grinds you down

convert to metric imo 183 cm is a lot less momentous

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lorn Wayne posted:

lmao ok keep playing your video game cartridges nerdlinger

It sounds like you have a hard time differentiating between reality and fantasy. Baseball > video games. baseball is real.

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