TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Hey it's the 78th anniversary of the Kristallnacht.

Makes u think.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:49

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Brown Moses posted:

The Keepin it 1600 election night live podcast ended up like a wake for all their parents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZwYa_t0R8o

This is brutal as gently caress.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:26

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Relentlessboredomm posted:

She better not. Neo-liberalism needs to die.

All hail Warren and Bernie as the new heads of the Democratic party.

I mean there's no one else left at a national level now except for those two. It's going to be a dark few years for the Dems. 2018 could be an even worse bloodbath.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

euphronius posted:

Oh yeah when the economy craters and we start losing wars there will be pogroms

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:26

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Louisgod posted:

People are going to call him Mr President

And he's going to smile every time

And he's going to get a major erection each time

And oh god the state of the union addresses and the correspondence dinners and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, gently caress. He's totally gonna sexually assault a lot of women. Every President does, but he's gonna go all in like JFK.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Lol you gullible shithead. Do you really think she won the primary on fraud?

Based on the fact she couldn't win her way out of a wet paper bag in the real world...

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Andrew Jackson def back on the 20

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Relentlessboredomm posted:

She better not. Neo-liberalism needs to die.

All hail Warren and Bernie as the new heads of the Democratic party.

Please god yes.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Tatsuta Age posted:

https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/796210331928428544

best believe andrew jackson is going to be on all the bills now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

breaklaw posted:

Stop loving posting this image!

dta

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

After the good, the bad. This time the absolute worst

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Montasque posted:

Remember how smug we were? Hubris.

I remember how smug you were! Was pretty funny to me at the time, now it's extremely funny.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Maybe well get some non-rubbish punk music out of this.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

crabcakes66 posted:

Oh yeah he is going to go after everyone that he perceives as wronging him. Hopefully only through courts and not through other means.

So much for the women who accused him of sexual assault.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Fuschia tude posted:

lmbo just skipping through old pages to catch up to now

It was a simpler, brighter time.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

babypolis posted:

you are attacking a meaningless strawman instead of facing up to the fact that america is seriously hosed up

alright LMAO keep on doing that. enjoy losing the next 20 elections

you elected donald trump instead of paying attention to your electorate

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Mystery Goomba: Jun 4, 2011

lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

You thought no child left behind was bad ho hk boy

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Montasque posted:

Remember how smug we were? Hubris.

In the end it is us who were not stirred but shook

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Hamelekim posted:

You vote for a candidate not against one. People weren't excited about Clinton, but they were excited for Bernie Sanders.

It's additionally infuriating, because this was the genuine takeaway from Obama crushing Mccain. If your candidate is perpetually on the defense and rarely able to actually sell a vision, then they won't win. Thumbs Up is more appealing than Thumbs Down.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

Oh, gently caress. He's totally gonna sexually assault a lot of women. Every President does, but he's gonna go all in like JFK.

The ones he already did will lose their lawsuits

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

lmao donald trump did better with latinos than mitt romney did

nothing matters

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

President Donald J. Trump

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:27

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Brannock posted:

you loving garbage shills. you hosed up. screaming continually for the genocide of whites, screaming for #ItsHerTurn

wow holy poo poo the whites turned out to vote for their own perceived interests. absolutely unexpected. and now, you, you are responsible for President Donald Trump

go gently caress yourself recursively

They'll never learn dude

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

FlamingLiberal posted:

I mean there's no one else left at a national level now except for those two. It's going to be a dark few years for the Dems. 2018 could be an even worse bloodbath.

or 2018 could be our own tea party wave

someone please reassure me that that could happen :smith:

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 22 days!)

chaleski posted:

Warren can gently caress off, she's done enough damage

No m8, you can gently caress off.

Every single atrocity committed by the Bush administration that wasn't prosecuted by the Obama administration is now going to come back 10 fold. The DNC and the Obama administration utterly failed to fulfill its duties as a party of law and justice, and now we have to live with its failures.

gently caress YOU.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

well save for the 100 dollar bills, where it will be Savior of America Donald J Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Anal Papist: Jun 2, 2011

Elephant Ambush posted:

like, we've been trying to be nice to racists for the past 60+ years and we still have unarmed black teenagers being murdered in the streets by white cops and pieces of poo poo like zimmerman but yes let's not be too mean to them just yet. that might make them feel bad and we simply can't have that. what we really need to do is keep being nice to the racists for another 60 years because eventually the problem will go away on its own.

yeah that's a good argument man. bravo

Maybe .. just maybe ... elections aren't decided on truth, ,facts, or whatever noble ideal you believe in but by persuading the electorate that your candidate is best. Maybe... just maybe ... calling anyone thinking about voting for trump a nazi is not a good tactic to persuade people you are right.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Welp should I buy a hat or what

What do I do here

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Trump already said he will go after the states that legalized weed. He's very anti-drug.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Louisgod posted:

People are going to call him Mr President

And he's going to smile every time

And he's going to get a major erection each time

And oh god the state of the union addresses and the correspondence dinners and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You erected Donald Trump

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

soy posted:

I remember how smug you were! Was pretty funny to me at the time, now it's extremely funny.

I was minimum smug to be honest. But yeah I was smug. I will eat it.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:28

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

i for one am excited to see how this accelerationism thing is going to turn out

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Oh Snapple! posted:

To absolutely no shock on my part, lot of "loving white poor people voting, why don't they just gently caress off" from a lot of the posters I remember ascribing a "loving poor black people voting" line of thought to others.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:30

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

The country gave Obama a huge middle finger today

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:30

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

breaklaw posted:

This is FAR FAR underestimated and every time it's brought up people just hand wave it away or try to tell some positive Obamacare human interest story as if that negates the immediate financial reality for millions of people.

And so it comes down to the fact that the Dems were too gutless to take advantage of the majority we gave them in 2008-2010.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:29