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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


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FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
but both competitors showed up.

ThatSlacker
May 25, 2004

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

gently caress this guy. gently caress this guy.

In Vietnam every guy is that guy. Including the person that has a kid sitting behind them and a baby on the seat in front of them. I have no idea how anyone manages to get through their morning commute alive.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Unperson_47 posted:

Is that a baby Tasmanian Devil? :3:

Apparently they can be tamed and some keep them as pets, though they become psychotic when they are startled, and they are startled by anything, and if they become wet, because they get blisters from water.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rincewinds posted:

Apparently they can be tamed and some keep them as pets, though they become psychotic when they are startled, and they are startled by anything, and if they become wet, because they get blisters from water.

The gently caress? Are they part wicked witch or something?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

God dammit, they hosed up printing my business cards.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


What was he even trying to do there? A flying knee?

sigma 6
Nov 27, 2004

the mirror would do well to reflect further

El Jeffe posted:




Would anyone be willing to make this into an avatar for me? Can be cropped, truncated, etc. The loopier the better.

Source please?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hyperlynx posted:

What was he even trying to do there? A flying knee?

Probably a jump round-house or some other similar flashy, useless move.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/8XKrNpY.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/Usn3u0T.gifv

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

sigma 6 posted:

Source please?

Dream Corp LLC, I think episode 5.

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

Hyperlynx posted:

What was he even trying to do there? A flying knee?

Looks like a jumping double roundhouse kick. The first kick (the one that lands on the opponent's thigh) is a feint and has no power behind it, but is a setup for the other leg which should be coming in at full strength, head high, and ideally as a surprise.

It's also a stupid-assed move to use against a serious opponent for just the reason pictured.

Hehe, oh look, here's a dummy showing how to do just that. My money is on the 12-year-old he told to just stand there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bim4fr-LKXQ

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TheNothingNew posted:

Looks like a jumping double roundhouse kick. The first kick (the one that lands on the opponent's thigh) is a feint and has no power behind it, but is a setup for the other leg which should be coming in at full strength, head high, and ideally as a surprise.

It's also a stupid-assed move to use against a serious opponent for just the reason pictured.

Hehe, oh look, here's a dummy showing how to do just that. My money is on the 12-year-old he told to just stand there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bim4fr-LKXQ

Ok. So two quark weights head into an octagon. One is trying to be cute. The other seems experienced.

One leaves HIS ENTIRE UPPER HALF unguarded and starts this ridiculous "Fool's Mate" of a move.

Other dude sees the feint, grabs him by the knee and does an overly obvious wheel punch to the face. The equivalent of moving a single piece for defense.



My question is this; having involved myself in a number of games, both martial and mental, is there always some asinine way to embarrass a "newb" and a silly as poo poo way to defend against it? I mean, it's like we, as humans, build this stupidity into things for the expressed purpose of "Being a dick".

I'm asking, is this standard behavior in any and all fields of humanity? Because, with only a lifetime at my disposal, I can not hope to learn all of these and experience them.

I'm working on my thesis paper; "Human Beings, Innate dicks or not?" Please assist me.

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

Ok. So two quark weights head into an octagon. One is trying to be cute. The other seems experienced.

One leaves HIS ENTIRE UPPER HALF unguarded and starts this ridiculous "Fool's Mate" of a move.

Other dude sees the feint, grabs him by the knee and does an overly obvious wheel punch to the face. The equivalent of moving a single piece for defense.



My question is this; having involved myself in a number of games, both martial and mental, is there always some asinine way to embarrass a "newb" and a silly as poo poo way to defend against it? I mean, it's like we, as humans, build this stupidity into things for the expressed purpose of "Being a dick".

I'm asking, is this standard behavior in any and all fields of humanity? Because, with only a lifetime at my disposal, I can not hope to learn all of these and experience them.

I'm working on my thesis paper; "Human Beings, Innate dicks or not?" Please assist me.

What the actual gently caress is this po...oh, hi Venda!

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Solice Kirsk posted:

The gently caress? Are they part wicked witch or something?

Tried finding something about it, but there seems to be pictures of tasmanian devils bathing, so I must have misunderstood something. The only thing I found was that forced baths causes rashes, so maybe soap hurts them? :shrug:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

TheNothingNew posted:

Hehe, oh look, here's a dummy showing how to do just that. My money is on the 12-year-old he told to just stand there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bim4fr-LKXQ

Christ almighty. Like, I get that karate isn't actual use-this-in-a-real-street-fight stuff, but that's a lovely kick even for karate.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hyperlynx posted:

Christ almighty. Like, I get that karate isn't actual use-this-in-a-real-street-fight stuff, but that's a lovely kick even for karate.

There is only one true kick. And that is the Brazilian kick:




Or maybe the showtime kick:



Or maybe the wheel kick:



Or maybe what ever the hell this one is:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nickiepoo posted:

What the actual gently caress is this po...oh, hi Venda!

Sup, Poo?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Rincewinds posted:

Apparently they can be tamed and some keep them as pets, though they become psychotic when they are startled, and they are startled by anything, and if they become wet, because they get blisters from water.

And for heaven's sake, don't feed them after midnight!

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Hyperlynx posted:

Christ almighty. Like, I get that karate isn't actual use-this-in-a-real-street-fight stuff, but that's a lovely kick even for karate.

It has been used successfully before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmBbYklGY8w&t=14s

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://fat.gfycat.com/PassionateGargantuanAcaciarat.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/XVuFDFH.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/N72zhsD.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/drGb3NN.gifv

I was unable to find a source for this one:
http://i.imgur.com/llAmTxN.gifv

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

This is fantastic, thank you.

VendaGoat posted:

Ok. So two quark weights head into an octagon. One is trying to be cute. The other seems experienced.

One leaves HIS ENTIRE UPPER HALF unguarded and starts this ridiculous "Fool's Mate" of a move.

Other dude sees the feint, grabs him by the knee and does an overly obvious wheel punch to the face. The equivalent of moving a single piece for defense.



My question is this; having involved myself in a number of games, both martial and mental, is there always some asinine way to embarrass a "newb" and a silly as poo poo way to defend against it? I mean, it's like we, as humans, build this stupidity into things for the expressed purpose of "Being a dick".

I'm asking, is this standard behavior in any and all fields of humanity? Because, with only a lifetime at my disposal, I can not hope to learn all of these and experience them.

I'm working on my thesis paper; "Human Beings, Innate dicks or not?" Please assist me.

Venda, I don't know your thing, so if you're being sarcastic then woo, you got me. I'm going to answer honestly though; your paper should be titled "Human Beings: Innate Show-Offs".

The flying double-round is a demo move that is supposed to look good in a tournament match, not be used in a real (or close enough) fight. The opponent responds in the opposing, straightforward, workmanlike way and that works perfectly well.

As for this being a universal duality... I dunno, but it's a compelling thought isn't it?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TheNothingNew posted:

This is fantastic, thank you.


Venda, I don't know your thing, so if you're being sarcastic then woo, you got me. I'm going to answer honestly though; your paper should be titled "Human Beings: Innate Show-Offs".

The flying double-round is a demo move that is supposed to look good in a tournament match, not be used in a real (or close enough) fight. The opponent responds in the opposing, straightforward, workmanlike way and that works perfectly well.

As for this being a universal duality... I dunno, but it's a compelling thought isn't it?

PotaTO PoTAto, TomaTO ToMAto.

Duality would suggest some other side....

Do you wish to present something as such?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://i.imgur.com/6EvvULL.gifv

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


I didn't really mean the type of kick itself, I meant Blue Gi Mc Blackbelt's technique is poo poo even as far as karate is concerned.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007


hack fraud

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Wheany posted:

Oh, are we posting steamy sex gifs now :pervert:


DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/eEzvoSD.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/5KZOURw.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/g0Wm026.gifv

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

http://i.imgur.com/CNGhD6u.gifv

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

I am not empty quoting your moving image

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Soggy Chips
Sep 26, 2006

Fear is the mind killer

Kheldarn posted:


I was unable to find a source for this one:
http://i.imgur.com/llAmTxN.gifv

That's at Playtech in Auckland which used to be my local.
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0QgBX4WFKQ

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Action scenes with real life endings

http://i.imgur.com/5WtbIZp.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/pDirTlI.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/7ilE4cS.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/gl0sBKg.gifv


Soggy Chips posted:

That's at Playtech in Auckland which used to be my local.
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0QgBX4WFKQ

Thanks! I give you this as repayment.

http://i.imgur.com/1oE40Kk.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-omxXE9oTaA

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Is there a video to this to explain what the hell is going on other than a hot chick doing air splits at the perfect height.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Is this the beginning of a porn? Or can she not just bend her knee and slip out of that shoe?

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

veedubfreak posted:

Is there a video to this to explain what the hell is going on other than a hot chick doing air splits at the perfect height.

Low ceiling, heel stuck.

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