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It’s impossible to call anyone “hotshot” without coming across as extremely rude and condescending
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Stupid motherfucker is still ok right?
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Mar 16, 2020 03:53
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The Little Death posted:Stupid motherfucker is still ok right? I suppose, but why would you want to gently caress a stupid mother? "I just put the roast to thaw in the microwave and put the baby in the cradle so now we can... huh. That's weird, does it sound like the microwave is crying to you?"
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Mar 16, 2020 03:55
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Cleretic posted:It's very adjacent to my choice, 'dipshit'. It really comes down from what you want from it, the vague condescension of an insult that would work in a kindergarten or the punch of an actual expletive. Oh yeah dipshit is the better of the two, but I have a lot of almost-insults I use at work so my gentler coworkers stop being alarmed by my vitriol
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Cleretic posted:It's very adjacent to my choice, 'dipshit'. It really comes down from what you want from it, the vague condescension of an insult that would work in a kindergarten or the punch of an actual expletive. There’s two things that would be baffling— either a schoolyard level insult like that that’s just confusingly mild, or “loving monster”, which you only hear if you’ve done something to permanently gently caress up someone’s life.
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Mar 16, 2020 03:55
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a lot of hate for dipsticks in this thread and frankly I don't get it.
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Mar 16, 2020 03:56
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I'm proud to be a dipstick. Without me, how would you check your oil? Checkmate, athetits.
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Mar 16, 2020 03:56
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I've been using "dipstick" as my "intensely stupid person" noun of choice. It's nicely condescending I think. You have to say it like Roscoe P. Coltrane to really do it right
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Mar 16, 2020 03:58
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Boomer is the insult du jour
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Mar 16, 2020 04:07
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"Fuckwit" has a certain je ne sais quois.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:10
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T-man posted:<--- lol ya'll are super extra A site that has Screaming Idiot, Mister Bibs, and Tiggum, and they change your avatar? Lol
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Mar 16, 2020 04:24
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The Little Death posted:Stupid motherfucker is still ok right? For now.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:25
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Agents are GO! posted:A site that has Screaming Idiot, Mister Bibs, and Tiggum, and they change your avatar? Lol Hey, I already got redtexted, and also, am I really worth the ten dollars? Like, when you get right down to it?
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Mar 16, 2020 04:25
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Been using "home schooled" a lot at work recently. Regardless of creed, disability, gender, orientation, race we can all collectively point at the home schooled, laugh, and take turns flushing the toilet on them for a melting pot swirlie.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:26
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A former coworker liked to use "brain donor"
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Mar 16, 2020 04:27
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Always been a fan of dipshit or fuckstick myself.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:45
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What about shitbird?
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Mar 16, 2020 04:48
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Data Graham posted:A former coworker liked to use "brain donor" This is my new work one, thanks
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Mar 16, 2020 04:48
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Shitass gets used quite a bit in the south. It can be used in different forms, such as shitassed and shitassery.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:55
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Smoothbrained is one of my favorite special occasion ones.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:08
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Dumbshit is my go-to usually, or the Red Forman-esque asshat.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:16
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I'm sorry did a mod just get probated for badposting or am I the victim of a hilarious jape
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Mar 16, 2020 05:19
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I'm a big fan of "loving dumb dumb". People get upset when you drop the Kindergarten poo poo.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:28
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HiroProtagonist posted:I'm sorry did a mod just get probated for badposting or am I the victim of a hilarious jape I think there may be an auto-probe script for the r-word. It’s a lovely word.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:35
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I always liked "jabbering dupe," which is how Hunter S. Thompson eulogized nixon
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Mar 16, 2020 05:43
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Captain Monkey posted:I think there may be an auto-probe script for the r-word. It’s a lovely word. 
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Mar 16, 2020 05:44
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Shrimpin' ain't easy
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Mar 16, 2020 05:51
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Smoothbrained is one of my favorite special occasion ones. It gets really good if you elaborate about the brain haver's "big beautiful, amazing brain, as perfectly smooth as can be, not a wrinkle in sight." In ten years of having Screaming Idiots that I've been in charge of, I've been true to my policy of never swearing at them or calling them names. Except when one of them walked up to me and told me they caused almost $1,000,000 in damage through blatant, willful negligence. And I could only look at them and ask "are you loving *bad word*?" I still regret that 8 years later, but sometimes you slip.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:55
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grittyreboot posted:What about shitbird? Shitbird has been my default insult for a few years now.
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Mar 16, 2020 05:58
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Only break this one out when the situation gets really serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ&t=77s
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Mar 16, 2020 06:07
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"Kiddo" or "buddy" for when you don't blame them for being so stupid, you just wish they could stop and think before they said something so obviously wrong
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Mar 16, 2020 06:15
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oldpainless posted:It’s impossible to call anyone “hotshot” without coming across as extremely rude and condescending Whatever you say, Champ.
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Mar 16, 2020 06:23
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I just use "dumbass" because it's really fun to say when you roll your eyes
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Mar 16, 2020 06:43
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I thought Trump's rants about toilets was IoSM but this is the fifth time my toilet has clogged on my small, polite shits in half as many months. In conclusion, universal bidets and turbotoilets for all.
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Mar 16, 2020 07:24
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A REAL REVOLUTIONARY WOULD JUST USE JARS THEY CAN LATER HURL AT CAPITALISTS
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Mar 16, 2020 07:25
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https://twitter.com/sheriffclarke/status/1239320085778571266?s=21
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Mar 16, 2020 07:36
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I always used 'waste of an abortion' myself. Edit: on an unrelated note, I don't seem to have many friends...
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Mar 16, 2020 07:39
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hey, looks like one escaped the jar
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Mar 16, 2020 07:42
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my good old standard is 'piece of poo poo' gender neutral and foul all around, plus fun to say. sometimes i add a fuckin' to the front, for extra zest.
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I couldn't find the original post in this thread, but full credit to whoever originally said it quote:We could solve a lot of problems in this country if AOC or Bernie tweeted out "Don't shoot yourself in the head."
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