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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booger Presley posted:

You'd have to wear them with khaki shorts and a 9 line shirt.

i hate the 9 line shirts

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Booger Presley posted:

You'd have to wear them with khaki shorts and a 9 line shirt.

I wouldnt touch 9 line shirts with your dick.

On the other hand you can pry my 511 LT Dangle length khaki shorts off my hot dead legs.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Same. There's another one the stereotypes always wear but I can't remember it.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

I wouldnt touch 9 line shirts with your dick.


You'd have to use a 3 or 4 line for that

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booger Presley posted:

Same. There's another one the stereotypes always wear but I can't remember it.

Grunt style?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Those loving ariat boots only come in stupid desert camo.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Booger Presley posted:

Same. There's another one the stereotypes always wear but I can't remember it.

Right Wing Death Squad?

E: gently caress their webhost booted them and redirected their url to amazon mere hours ago. They were assholes but that was a booming business.

AAFnation has some horrible moto poo poo too but I will cop to owning the NO STEP ON SNEK flag.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Apr 6, 2018

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Hadn't heard of that one, but after Googling, add another. I'm not anti Joe or anything, but gently caress let it go. So many rabid veteran dicks in my classes, I don't get it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Booger Presley posted:

Hadn't heard of that one, but after Googling, add another. I'm not anti Joe or anything, but gently caress let it go. So many rabid veteran dicks in my classes, I don't get it.

My wife's cousin the ASVAB waiver E5 wears nothing but that stuff including to church. bleeeeeeh

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014

Booger Presley posted:

Same. There's another one the stereotypes always wear but I can't remember it.

The game to play in Jville is spot how many Marines are wearing an "awesome poo poo my drill sergeant said" shirt in the px.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

ElMaligno posted:

I already have a BMW motorcycle

Proud Christian Mom posted:

that is the douchiest thing since frosted tips

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Affliction

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I have a bunch of grunt style shirts. First I bought non-douche ones to wear to the gym and under my normal button downs. My wife bought me a monthly subscription because they ran a holiday special- a shirt a month with other kitschy poo poo like stickers and key chains (and a super gay challenge coin), plus like a bonus shirt for 100$.
They are soft, comfy, and I pretty much never wear just a t shirt.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Tap ouT shirts

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

my grandmother bought me a afghan war vet tshirt that lives in my drawers, never to come out

i went to iraq

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my grandmother bought me a afghan war vet tshirt that lives in my drawers, never to come out

i went to iraq

You wear that next time you see her you ungrateful little poo poo. :colbert:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Carth Dookie posted:

You wear that next time you see her you ungrateful little poo poo. :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Buy an Iraq war t-shirt, wear it and thank her again for the wonderful shirt if she asks.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

she forgot about it

shes rad though and I thanked her for the nice shirt

also its huge and i dont wanna look like a late-90s walmart citizen trundling around in a 5xl looney tunes themed tarp

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my grandmother bought me a afghan war vet tshirt that lives in my drawers, never to come out

i went to iraq

My grandma got me a Bazinga! t-shirt for Christmas a few years ago. I would sooner die than wear it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
My grandma just gives me money

She hasn't quite grasped inflation though. I got $20 for my 21st birthday, and $20 for my 40th.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Memento posted:

My grandma just gives me money

She hasn't quite grasped inflation though. I got $20 for my 21st birthday, and $20 for my 40th.

My grandma doesnt give me poo poo since she's dead you jerks.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

my kinda ape posted:

My grandma got me a Bazinga! t-shirt for Christmas a few years ago. I would sooner die than wear it.

Buy a Benghazi t-shirt, wear it and thank her again for the wonderful shirt if she asks.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my grandmother bought me a afghan war vet tshirt that lives in my drawers, never to come out

i went to iraq

It's all the same war anyway.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Someone somewhere has to be making “forever war useless dirt” t-shirts

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Aaaaand now I want to make the usual black vet campaign ballcap for Operation Useless Dirt/Forever War

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
"Operation Blood And Treasure"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I would buy one

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Operation Extended Warranty

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Maybe change it to "420/69rd" or "69nd"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

Maybe change it to "420st/69rd" or "69nd"

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

McNally posted:

Maybe change it to "420/69rd" or "69nd"

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

also something for the war on drugs, maybe??????

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
You keep the oil, we'll take the souls

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Apr 6, 2018

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Can't read the unit info, it's too busy now

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE


Gonna be another war soon

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Flew too close to the sun.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Can't read the unit info, it's too busy now

It's a grunt thing

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