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Xlorp posted:Are you the Counter of Monte Cristo? I appreciate you. jfc. Needs to be renamed to murder bay asap. DeadlyMuffin has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Dec 22, 2022 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 13:37 |
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Burgers should be w i d e, not TALL A diner near me does blackberry-filled french toast and if you slap some hashbrowns and sausage/bacon in the middle of two slices, you get god's perfect food.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41 |
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don't sleep on this
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41 |
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:36 |
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:40 |
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lmao
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:44 |
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Mister Speaker posted:I worked in a campus pub where we served a 1lb burger patty called the Yeti. It was so big, we had to finish it in the convection oven and the server had to tell the customer it would still take something ridiculous like 18 minutes to arrive at the table. there's this game 'space station 13' which is ridiculous and has many years of overlapping systems wedged in. one thing you can do in the game is fry a sandwich in the kitchen. it becomes a 'fried sandwich' if you use the fried sandwich to make a sandwich, then fry it, you get a "fried fried sandwich sandwich". if you use the fried fried sandwich sandwich to make a sandwich then fry it, etc. someone in the game once made a fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 whose name was so long it would overflow the chat buffer if you looked at it, which would crash your client. not a problem as long as you don't look at it. THEN someone else used mad science to bring the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 to life, where it promptly started scampering down the halls and doing things, generating messages like "the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 is running!" "the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 said "hello!"" which crashed everyone's clients to the point they had to restart the server hell of a game
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:45 |
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You magnificent bastard.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:55 |
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ugh, wrong loving thread
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 20:57 |
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Best Buy employee clearly squeaking on carpet. My immersion is ruined.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:50 |
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Large Testicles posted:Squeeze Inn Are you from Sunbury?
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:15 |
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Thank you
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:29 |
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Imperador do Brasil posted:Are you from Sunbury? Nope. Roseville
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 04:44 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 07:06 |
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Boom, mansplained!
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:35 |
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How do I claim my round cheese?
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:48 |
Hyperlynx posted:How do I claim my round cheese?
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:51 |
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So did zander cut the cheese?
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:28 |
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https://twitter.com/kurtbusiek/status/1606035336660152320?s=46&t=KDnXTYYA266dCykknSzVig
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 15:38 |
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Let me off this timeline I wanna ride that one
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:00 |
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This just showed up as straight up and down on my phone because I opened the thumbnail without looking first but I realized what it was before I got to miscarriage, proud of myself.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:14 |
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Kwyndig posted:Can't eat one of those because activated charcoal fucks with medicine absorption. Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:44 |
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Samovar posted:Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this That one depends on the med. Additionally if you take Coumadin you can't eat spinach. Meds are weird
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:14 |
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Samovar posted:Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this i loving hate that I can't drink grapefruit juice. ruby red and tangerine juice was like my favorite thing as a lil kid
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 19:33 |
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My friend made this for me and it kills me every time I see it
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:31 |
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one of my favorite sketches of theirs
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:34 |
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Seaniqua posted:
tfw you see someone in the combat seat
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:38 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM One of my favorites. The part where they figure it out and he tries to touch one always gets me
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:40 |
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https://i.imgur.com/s0vrLyC.mp4
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 23:51 |
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Union work for union members, you fuckin' scabs! And don't youse forget it!
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 00:03 |
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Happy holidays everyone https://i.imgur.com/vMWf07B.mp4
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:43 |
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For my birthday, my mom granted me my wish of getting my face stuffed into the cake. But we did this way out in this kind of boggy lake and it was silly and goofy for a few minutes until it became apparent ants were consuming my face e: like my 7th or 8th birthday, I mean. I don't mean my most recent one.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 04:48 |
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credburn posted:I don't mean my most recent one. Oh, why not? Mom vetoed it?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:17 |
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh, why not? Mom vetoed it? Not enough ants this year
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:16 |
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MyronMulch posted:Not enough ants this year Ant that the truth
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:28 |
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No "after" photo?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 16:16 |
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 17:50 |
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Here's a dump of things I found funny. Sound is important on most but do whatever you want, I'm not your dad: https://i.imgur.com/BBlHxpE.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/UyNKWis.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/GsVuYZD.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/XcYDmVQ.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/D6yofa6.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/6kkRjVc.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/EGLoT5a.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/aNkbGVh.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/dtlgs8M.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/2AtO5Eh.mp4
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https://twitter.com/lagomorpheme/status/1606794545127198727?t=i0iuI8rgqovlY8A9CyhzTw&s=19
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