fruit on the bottom posted:

Counterpoint

Guy Mann posted:

If Elsa just got an abortion an entire generation of preschoolers would have been spared countless hours of YouTube trauma, so this is just one more point in Zootopia's favor.

oldpainless posted:

Why are that rabbits shorts so very short

Glazier posted:

As a fellow gun owner allow me to retort. I want jack booted thugs breaking down doors and confiscating every gun owned by a civilian or civilian agency in America; yes even though Trump is the CinC. I want every last non-military controlled gun seized and destroyed and I want the manufacture, import, distribution or sale of a firearm to anyone but the military, punishable by life in a federal prison. These things are collectively weapons of mass destruction and should not be allowed in that hands of civilians.

Instant Sunrise posted:

this but also mandatory castration of every gun owner

Glazier posted:

Halfway there! I'm a trans woman and start HRT on the 1st!

WeAreTheRomans posted:

What a twist!

Cable Guy posted:

They don't do that any more... it's a neat cut.

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Nobody wants to hear the conclusion of your Zootopia fanfic

trapped mouse posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

For context, this is where Thomas Kinkade studied art.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

It's also where Adolf Hitler didn't study art.

Trig Discipline posted:

I have to question their taste because Kinkade is definitely worse than Hitler.

tactlessbastard posted:

At like, minigolf?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Despite his many many faults, Hitler excelled at MeiniGolf.

C.M. Kruger posted:

gonna rendition you to the salt pit in my heart.

Eldercain posted:

Guantanamo bae

stone cold posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I willfind a time to steal that pun in my everyday life.

Sir Lemming posted:

No, I don't like Playboy, I just like bunnies so I put a bunny sticker on my car.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Counterpoint

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The one good thing to come out of that...

stone cold posted:

fruit on the bottom posted:

I was partial to the Arby's and Jojo versions too.

Outrail posted:

I want to ask but I don't think I want to know

Maker Of Shoes posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MAG INTO THE SLOT. IT’S ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SHITPOSTING ALONGSIDE OTHER 2ND AMENDMENT SUPPORTERS. I POST AND I DO EVERY POST HARD. MAKIN 'WELL ACTUALLY' SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NEGLIGIBLE STATISTICS OR EVEN WHEN I SAY GUNS ARE BAD. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'RE DEFENDING CHILD MURDER WEAPONS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GAY AND DYING INTERNET FORUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY GAY AND DYING INTERNET FORUM CAN STILL LIKE CHILDREN NOT DYING. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE STATS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY COUNTRY LESS LONELY BY SHOOTING THEM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

boho posted:

I might have gotten ghosted on Valentine’s Day! We matched on Friday, went on a date the night after and she stayed over, moved up next date plans from this Saturday to Thursday to Tuesday, she sends me nudes on Monday, then her period starts on Tuesday so she invites me over to just hang out and cuddle and make out some.

Yesterday I text exactly once to say Happy Valentine’s Day, that I liked meeting her dogs and hope she’s feeling better. Haven’t heard a peep since.

I can only assume she lost her phone or I dodged borderline personality disorder.

DoctorTristan posted:

Is this the millennial version of Solomon Grundy

Endless Mike posted:

Solomon Grundy,
hosed on a Monday
Got nudes on Tuesday
Ghosted on Wednesday
Posted on Thursday
Gave up on Friday
Tindered on Saturday
Beat off on Sunday
That was the end of
Solomon Grundy

Pastry of the Year posted:

my favorite edit was the "devastator, only at thrill world" one

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmao, I love this. I've never seen this poo poo before, where was it posted?

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/alexseltzer/status/964162027840245761

Plank Walker posted:

i know we like to lol and shitpost here, but that's pretty sad

spending all those years raising and nurturing a child only to find out they were a crisis actor all along

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmao, I love this. I've never seen this poo poo before, where was it posted?

Hemingway To Go! posted:

random threads and social media sites, just not gbs.

i don't know of a full collection of the parodies. this one about arby's was my favorite that i actually remember.

toadee posted:

Press F to eschew worldy possessions and step closer to Nirvana

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I pressed f. Nothing happened.

Hemingway To Go! posted:

random threads and social media sites, just not gbs.

i don't know of a full collection of the parodies. this one about arby's was my favorite that i actually remember.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ok yall inspired me

Steamed Hams but it's the govt during another school shooting

~~~

Well Seymour there was another school shooting, despite your pearl clutching

Ah! Superintendent Chalmers welcome! I hope you're prepared for meaningful legislation that will curb gun violence in schools

mmmyah

Oh! Ye gods! My NRA rating is ruined! But....what if I were to offer thoughts, prayers and outlandish conspiracies and disguise it as protecting the children....oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour!

I...

Superintendent, I uhh was just uh, banning bump stocks. A good first step. Care to join me?

Why are there dead children in your schools, Seymour?

uh those arent dead children those are crisis actors. crisis actors from the false flag event we're having. Mmm mmm, false flag!

whew

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering rollbacks of background check laws!

I thought we were having a false flag event

dohhh no, I said we had another school shooting that no one can predict or prevent

you call false flag on school shootings?

Yes it's a regional dialect

uh huh, what region?

right wing blog swamp

well im from the fox n friends comment section and ive never heard anyone use the phrase false flag

oh, not on fox n friends, it's an infowars expression

I see

you know this false flag is quite similar to the other recent school shootings

ohhh no, patented globalist false flag operation. Old Soros family recipe.

for false flag attacks

yes

Yes, and you call them false flags despite the fact that they are quite obviously underaged corpses

I...uh....you know the...one thing I should...excuse me for one second

of course

*door swings briefly revealing yet another AR15 wielding incel earning one of the better COD killstreaks*

yawwwwwwn well that was wonderful, a productive congressional session was had by all, im pooped

Yes I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

The coordinated feminist emasculation of young men

The....the coordinated feminist emasculation of young men? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, happening entirely within your schools?

yes

may I see any proof of it?

no

Seymoooour! Our schools are being terrorized and massacred by hosed up MAGA hat boys!!!

noooo mother it's just the leftist agenda

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say...you run a fine political front for the gun industry.

HELLLLLLPPPP HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!

Pastry of the Year posted:

my favorite edit was the "devastator, only at thrill world" one

App13 posted:

You spend like 99% of your life in underwear, why not spend some coin on it?

(I'm wearing hanes that I got at an outlet)

Bottom Liner posted:

I spend 0% and $0

mystes posted:

Perhaps you should reconsider your username.

ClothHat posted:

Wasn't this originally an edit to another different horrible furry comic?

ClothHat posted:

Wasn't this originally an edit to another different horrible furry comic?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

somewhere in this vast cosmos may lay a speciesis that doesn't store pee in their balls

SmokaDustbowl posted:

consider the ladybug, a small bug that doesn't have balls and walks on a leaf. how does it sprinkle this pale blue dot with urine. we shall never know, but perhaps time will tell in this vast cosmos

The MSJ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9juIF2JpDbM

Sheep posted:

I just had a quest that involved lockpicking a horse's rear end while pretending to be Satan, tripping on vagina-LSD. None of that is a typo.

Game of the year 1403.