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Ye, even without the kid it's kinda hosed. Besides, who does that in someone else's living room? Go do it in the bathroom if you need it that bad. Or be an adult and wait until you get home. Besides a handjob is just slightly better masturbation.
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Eh, it's not that weird. Are you guys honestly saying you've never hosed around at someone else's house? I'd mostly be concerned about cum spots.
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Aug 21, 2018 00:48
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i mean it's like sex in a movie theater or planetarium or whatever, it's cool and naughty if you don't get caught but you're a disgusting pervert if you do. jerk smarter, not harder, etc
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Aug 21, 2018 00:51
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It all depends on the couch. Leather and Plastic, Handjobs Fantastic! Fabric and Cloth, don't fuckin' jerk off on my couch goddamnit I hate having to clean it and it already smells like farts it doesn't need to smell like cum too.
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Leon Einstein posted:Eh, it's not that weird. Are you guys honestly saying you've never hosed around at someone else's house? I'd mostly be concerned about cum spots. No, it's disrespectful and selfish. It's not your house.
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Leon Einstein posted:Eh, it's not that weird. Are you guys honestly saying you've never hosed around at someone else's house? I'd mostly be concerned about cum spots. Only in a guest room which I was staying in, and I've always pulled the sheets off the bed because Miserable Maid posted:No, it's disrespectful and selfish. It's not your house.
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Me (30 pregnant F) struggling with Husband (M31) going OOT for bstfrnds bachelor party in NOLA.After Husbands cheating patterns.quote:Hey! I need help. I just need to feel at peace I guess and to hear other POV regards this situation.  ...
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LadyPictureShow posted:Me (30 pregnant F) struggling with Husband (M31) going OOT for bstfrnds bachelor party in NOLA.After Husbands cheating patterns. quote:I feel like I deserve better Then get better
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Aug 21, 2018 01:23
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Well at least none of these serial cheaters got a handy at a friend's house. That would be the last straw.
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The Ferret King posted:Well at least none of these serial cheaters got a handy at a friend's house. That would be the last straw. ‘Reddit, he said he didn’t cheat, but this morning our credit card was charged an additional $25 for a ‘handy on couch cleaning fee’ at the AirBnB. What does this mean?!’
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* I had to check my nanny-cam less than 5 minutes after I left the house to make sure my dog was still comfortable. *
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Whats the point of having a nanny cam to watch your broken dog, are you going to look at the dog destroying your house on the app and go "well at least it wasn't burglars"
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Aug 21, 2018 02:24
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bell jar posted:Whats the point of having a nanny cam to watch your broken dog, are you going to look at the dog destroying your house on the app and go "well at least it wasn't burglars" you get to feel guilty watching your dog freak out live as it happens without being able to do anything about it, what more do you need
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bell jar posted:Whats the point of having a nanny cam to watch your broken dog, are you going to look at the dog destroying your house on the app and go "well at least it wasn't burglars" it's to make sure your gross friends don't gently caress around on your couch, but joke's on her apparently they were too stupid to notice the camera
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13Pandora13 posted:Only in a guest room which I was staying in, and I've always pulled the sheets off the bed because how is loving on the mattress an improvement
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hawowanlawow posted:weird, in my experience sublime has fans cross cut from a wide variety of demographics Steam powered giraffe does some pretty good covers. And they have The Spine. That guy's voice is magic. ed: of course I quoted the wrong post, oh well. Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Aug 21, 2018 |
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My (29F) niece (19f) is no longer talking to me because I "stole" her baby name.quote:"Alice" and I are both currently pregnant with girls at the same time, and have due dates a month apart. We're very close, as I'm her youngest aunt and were excited for our girls to grow up close as well. Alice has always been a bit volatile, but has matured a lot in recent years and she's like a completely different person now. The thought of motherhood has made her such a happy person, and it's a lot of fun spending time with her and scrolling through Amazon looking at onesies and things like that together. (a) You didn't  steal , you actually stole you immature piece of poo poo, and (b) you're also a coward because you deleted the post 30 minutes after putting it up because everyone was calling you out.
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Aug 21, 2018 03:44
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"Janette" is not pronounced "Janet" you goddamned fools! Rargh.
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phasmid posted:"Janette" is not pronounced "Janet" you goddamned fools! Rargh. Janette, the best an aunt can get.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Janette, the best an aunt can get. That must be how it got stuck in her head.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Janette, the best an aunt can get.
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Miserable Maid posted:No, it's disrespectful and selfish. It's not your house.
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Damnit, Janet.
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Was totally expecting to take OP's side over niece 19f's in that last one, but no she totally stole a baby name, and was not at all subtle about it The only saving grace is that the niece probably would have forgotten all about it by the time she was childbearing age anyway but that's extremely condescending to say so it wouldn't help
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loquacius posted:Was totally expecting to take OP's side over niece 19f's in that last one, but no she totally stole a baby name, and was not at all subtle about it
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Aug 21, 2018 03:59
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Jesus christ read the post, she says her niece "Alice" is pregnant as well. And her aunt stole the name like a turd.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My (29F) niece (19f) is no longer talking to me because I "stole" her baby name. Wow, I was really expecting a different outcome here (19 year old being immature and handling something poorly). But wow this 29 year old woman is a loving piece of poo poo, and not only that, she is an adult fully capable of connecting the dots and absolutely refuses to do so despite getting 99% of the way there and fully understanding the implications of her actions. It's just so unbelievably petty to pull a move like this, and the 19 year old niece is a drat saint for just being like "ok this is happening, but never talk to me again, have a nice life". It just goes to show that the person's age has absolutely no impact on the type of decision they are capable of making, and I have nothing but respect for the niece for handling the situation the best she could. And this insane lady has the brass balls to act like she is being oppressed. *rolls eyes so hard that they rocket into the next galaxy*
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Christ, I can just imagine that turd of an OP: ‘Why are you getting upset? Eleanor is a completely different spelling than Elinore!’ How do we search deleted threads again? I’d love to see the comments.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Christ, I can just imagine that turd of an OP: I've got you, friend!
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Thanks pal! The posters that say ’she’ll get over it and pick a different name’ (meaning the niece) suck too.
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Miserable Maid posted:No, it's disrespectful and selfish. It's not your house. imagine being the kind of person who just nonchalantly wants to gently caress in other people's personal spaces, like it's just a totally normal thing to do Probably the same kind of person who would gently caress on another person's desk
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LadyPictureShow posted:Thanks pal! How many of those are there? I can't even find the one I remember from when I read this when it was posted, it's all swamped with the "no you did steal the name you shithead" posts.
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I saw one but it was someone who didn't realize the niece was currently pregnant, so  .
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Absurd Alhazred posted:How many of those are there? I can't even find the one I remember from when I read this when it was posted, it's all swamped with the "no you did steal the name you shithead" posts. Bottom two from the link you gave: quote:Bonobosaurus
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LadyPictureShow posted:Thanks pal! It's a strange line of reasoning. They sympathize with the lady going "ohhh, this name is so unique and special I WANT IT" and then turning on her heel going "it's just a name, you don't own it gaaaawd".
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Adultary in Japan Can an American woman who married a Japanese man sue if she found out he was in an adultrous relationship? quote:Short answer, possibly. Was the affair for business purposes?
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Milotic posted:My (30F) friend (29F) gave her husband (32M) a hand job on my couch when I wasn't home and might actually think I'm okay with it quote:[–]rogerthatonce 
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My dog saw someone getting a handy! He has anxiety!!!
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If they both name their kids the same thing will the kids really care? They're second cousins not sisters I doubt it'll really be a thing. e: like op totally stole the name and should be made fun of for it but beyond that I don't really see the issue. If somehow the kids get curious I feel like they'd probably think it was a cool story that both their mom's loved the name so much.
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