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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

they're going to just smash every american who makes less that 250k-per-yr in a face with a brick and keep smashing them until their brains spill all over the floor

and frankly i welcome this very minor change in policy

lol you think such low net worth peons have a brain like our lord and saviour ed balls

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Trump, covered in piss, in a ditch by the road like roadkill

Metaphorically

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Schnorkles posted:

poo poo he's at 44/56 in Ras!

Rasmussen!!

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the best approval ratings, just the best

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

It took 8 years, everyone finding out the lies of Iraq and a depression to get bush to 27%. Trump is at 35% in 2 months :laffo:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYP-joVpsg


Civilian Clinton seems more like a person than Candidate Clinton.

oh, word?

almost like people only don't like her when she's running for office

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
dont worry....

we're all heading there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr0NBPRMe2E

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

gallup is the worst of the major pollsters for trump, but all of them have him around ~40 now and he's even beginning to slip with republicans in most of them.

He's going to be completely toxic by this time next year

i would like to believe that this is a trend that will continue unabated, but you only need look at the substantial peaks and valleys in the ratings thus far to see that this is probably a particularly deep valley that will recover just as vociferously during the next reality distortion storm.

the line of best fit is still sloping downward, though, which is cause for optimism.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYP-joVpsg


Civilian Clinton seems more like a person than Candidate Clinton.

but she isn't wearing her traditional Space Empress suit?????

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pennsylvania has the most amazing deer roadkill. Deer blood and carcass for like 100 yards. Deer just exploded by semis all over concrete

It's like A necromancer cast corpse explosion over and over

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



eonwe posted:

but she isn't wearing her traditional Space Empress suit?????

that jacket owns

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Coolguye posted:

i would like to believe that this is a trend that will continue unabated, but you only need look at the substantial peaks and valleys in the ratings thus far to see that this is probably a particularly deep valley that will recover just as vociferously during the next reality distortion storm.

the line of best fit is still sloping downward, though, which is cause for optimism.

his 'peaks' were still pretty pathetic, dude. He has historically terrible levels and he won based almost entirely on 'well let's see what happens' countering it. Now he's in charge and people are seeing 'oh, stupid poo poo is happening'

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

Pennsylvania has the most amazing deer roadkill. Deer blood and carcass for like 100 yards. Deer just exploded by semis all over concrete

It's like A necromancer cast corpse explosion over and over

and that necromancer's name was Pat Toomey

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


eonwe posted:

but she isn't wearing her traditional Space Empress suit?????

the space empress suit is awesome, I wish sanders had worn one

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

This really is a perfect smilie.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

punchymcpunch posted:

Hi C-SPAM,

Who would've guessed when we all got on this crazy ride that Trump would still be president after 69 days? Not me, that's for sure. Because it's day 69 I've written you a song; I hope you like it. Tune by Mr Billiam Joel.

*strums lute, retunes lute*



Ken Bone, Pisstape, redpills, Sally Yates
Iron Curtain, death is certain, Mar-a-Lago
¡Jeb Bush!, Bernie Sanders, Orbit gum, nothing matters
Bill Mitchell, Mitch McConnell, window sickos
Feminazis, Kylo Ren, Rare Pepe, M Bison
Chvrches, Depeche Mode, synthwave analogue
Justin Trudeaux, peckerwood, Donald Jr photoshoot
Ed Balls, Trump click! calls, burning house with melting dog

Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Piss boy, Manafort, Spicer's wearing gum jorts
Red Hat avalanche, Alabama chili ranch
MAGA, emails, Power Rangers fighting snails
Obamacare repeal lol, Jared Kushner cuckold
Elon Musk, James Deen, Boston's got a winning team
Mr Robot, Ned Stark, Joseph Joestar, Marky Mark
Richard Spencer, moustache, Stephen Miller, bash the fash
Pigman theft, planet's effed, so much for the tolerant left

chorus

Ukraine, Z'ha'dum, milk drinkers, gorilla cum
Pewdiepie, Cloud Strife, Scotch Tape on his ties
CHUDs, Solid Snake, Trump Doctor sex cake
White House Russian plant, Alex Jones goblin rant
McDonalds, KFC, lol assassin, hypernormalize me
Brexit, taco bowl, ghost bed, WoW gold
Nazifur, free trade, (((globalism))), Yemen raid
Alt right, left click, Weiner texts pics of his dick

chorus

Facebook, Flynn's gone rogue, Youtube, Teen Vogue
Fox News, Fake News, nihilistic nite crew
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars, drugs as cheap as candy bars
Couch feet Kellyanne, sabre rattling, tiny hands
Russian dressing, s i m p s o n s w a v e, Obama through the microwave
Shook Nate, election day, what else do I have to say?

chorus

Sanctions, Winona Ryder, WaPo article on spiders
James Comey, Master Shake, anime, Deep State
Shia Labeouf 4chan flag theft livecam
Steve Bannon nevernude accelerated decrepitude
Ben Garrison antifa man, get a brain morans!
Shut down Meals on Wheels, ghostwrite Art of Deals
Stormfront, Breitbart, Piss Christ modern art
Fuckboi press corps, I can't take it anymore!

extended chorus

This is great. For your own prosperity you should un-NC it a bit and release it for a general audience. Heck, I bet you'd get a Huffpo Article

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The third debate suit right ?

She looked awesome

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYP-joVpsg


Civilian Clinton seems more like a person than Candidate Clinton.

The stories I've heard about Clinton are that her public appearances are super calculated so she doesn't accidentally become too emotive and get flack for having human emotions. I assume this is her reaction to coming up in politics when she did.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
has the old bitch made the tweet yet

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Coolguye posted:

i would like to believe that this is a trend that will continue unabated, but you only need look at the substantial peaks and valleys in the ratings thus far to see that this is probably a particularly deep valley that will recover just as vociferously during the next reality distortion storm.

the line of best fit is still sloping downward, though, which is cause for optimism.

this is probably wrong because trump is losing ground in all major aggregators at about the same rate he is in gallup. Gallup is just the low bound.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

That DICK! posted:

Trump's gonna hand Netanyahu a piece of paper that says "PEACE" on it

The peace of the grave

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.



lmao wtf is that

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.



i hope when cybernetic eyes that can shoot lasers are available she gets them.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I bet even if the Mattering happens, and the Russian stuff gets real, his approval rating never sinks below 20%.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

my celica has hit 3 deer and a lot of the front-end is held together by telecom wire i bought at a garage sale for 2 bucks

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

poo poo he's at 44/56 in Ras!

Rasmussen!!

I kind of want to call the White House switchboard, then when someone answers shout "RASMUSSEN!!" and hang up

idk probably too meta

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.



She would've won by 20 points if she had worn this in one of the debates, Trump wouldn't have been able to keep his hands off all that gold

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkjFkqot7Y

Bernie, basically

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.




she didn't even give chewbacca a freaking medal

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

The stories I've heard about Clinton are that her public appearances are super calculated so she doesn't accidentally become too emotive and get flack for having human emotions. I assume this is her reaction to coming up in politics when she did.

Yeah, I watched a piece about Clinton and Trump during the campaign and basically Clinton got totally poo poo all over when she was younger for being different when Bill was Governor so she ended up just hiding literally anything resembling a personality to play things safe.

e: also her husband was a serial philanderer so I'm sure that probably didn't help things much.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

gallup is the worst of the major pollsters for trump, but all of them have him around ~40 now and he's even beginning to slip with republicans in most of them.

He's going to be completely toxic by this time next year

why do you think he's working so hard on dismantling the epa?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.



that plus her actual vows to declassify UFO reports and poo poo would have been pretty good to just turn into the skid of a mentally challenged clown screaming "MEXICANS ARE STEALING OUR COAL" into the white house.

"I will take us back to the moon, and we will conquer it from the aliens that live there and make crop circles in our corn fields!"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

eonwe posted:

has the old bitch made the tweet yet

No, and that's not a very nice way to talk about your mother.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

I bet even if the Mattering happens, and the Russian stuff gets real, his approval rating never sinks below 20%.

A president's approval rating at 20% would be full on unprecedented. Even at the very very lowest portion of Bush's presidency when the economy was burning down, he only hit 27%

Trump is at ~40% with a very good economy.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

sexpig by night posted:

his 'peaks' were still pretty pathetic, dude. He has historically terrible levels and he won based almost entirely on 'well let's see what happens' countering it. Now he's in charge and people are seeing 'oh, stupid poo poo is happening'

under normal circumstances i'd agree with you wholeheartedly.

but we all know that normal circumstances do not apply to trump.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

punchymcpunch posted:

Hi C-SPAM,

Who would've guessed when we all got on this crazy ride that Trump would still be president after 69 days? Not me, that's for sure. Because it's day 69 I've written you a song; I hope you like it. Tune by Mr Billiam Joel.

*strums lute, retunes lute*



Ken Bone, Pisstape, redpills, Sally Yates
Iron Curtain, death is certain, Mar-a-Lago
¡Jeb Bush!, Bernie Sanders, Orbit gum, nothing matters
Bill Mitchell, Mitch McConnell, window sickos
Feminazis, Kylo Ren, Rare Pepe, M Bison
Chvrches, Depeche Mode, synthwave analogue
Justin Trudeaux, peckerwood, Donald Jr photoshoot
Ed Balls, Trump click! calls, burning house with melting dog

Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Piss boy, Manafort, Spicer's wearing gum jorts
Red Hat avalanche, Alabama chili ranch
MAGA, emails, Power Rangers fighting snails
Obamacare repeal lol, Jared Kushner cuckold
Elon Musk, James Deen, Boston's got a winning team
Mr Robot, Ned Stark, Joseph Joestar, Marky Mark
Richard Spencer, moustache, Stephen Miller, bash the fash
Pigman theft, planet's effed, so much for the tolerant left

chorus

Ukraine, Z'ha'dum, milk drinkers, gorilla cum
Pewdiepie, Cloud Strife, Scotch Tape on his ties
CHUDs, Solid Snake, Trump Doctor sex cake
White House Russian plant, Alex Jones goblin rant
McDonalds, KFC, lol assassin, hypernormalize me
Brexit, taco bowl, ghost bed, WoW gold
Nazifur, free trade, (((globalism))), Yemen raid
Alt right, left click, Weiner texts pics of his dick

chorus

Facebook, Flynn's gone rogue, Youtube, Teen Vogue
Fox News, Fake News, nihilistic nite crew
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars, drugs as cheap as candy bars
Couch feet Kellyanne, sabre rattling, tiny hands
Russian dressing, s i m p s o n s w a v e, Obama through the microwave
Shook Nate, election day, what else do I have to say?

chorus

Sanctions, Winona Ryder, WaPo article on spiders
James Comey, Master Shake, anime, Deep State
Shia Labeouf 4chan flag theft livecam
Steve Bannon nevernude accelerated decrepitude
Ben Garrison antifa man, get a brain morans!
Shut down Meals on Wheels, ghostwrite Art of Deals
Stormfront, Breitbart, Piss Christ modern art
Fuckboi press corps, I can't take it anymore!

extended chorus

i like the part where it goes "trump trump trump trump trump"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Gringostar posted:

why do you think he's working so hard on dismantling the epa?

I guess all those jokes we made about his cabinet being Captain Planet villains turned out to be literally correct.

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and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Nichael posted:

She really should've gone full space empress during the campaign.



i wonder if hillary would have won if she completely dropped all pretensions of being a human being

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