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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol I like how this was after pussy-gate and he still got elected

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Trump's gonna hand Netanyahu a piece of paper that says "PEACE" on it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

Are they going to try and repeal obama care again ??

they're going to just smash every american who makes less that 250k-per-yr in a face with a brick and keep smashing them until their brains spill all over the floor

and frankly i welcome this very minor change in policy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That DICK! posted:

i hope trump meets with scarborough privately more so he can show up dead in scarboroughs office

:same:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



it's a big priority, we need to take care of that immediately

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/847125961481097216


Do the people in Texas hate Cruz as much as everyone else?

"people" in Texas

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

Trump's gonna hand Netanyahu a piece of paper that says "PEACE" on it

No I want a Peace Accomplished banner on like a wall at a checkpoint to the Palestinian ghettos with Trump doing that grin when he was touring that ship under construction.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I'd kinda forgotten about this, haha

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

That DICK! posted:

New toilet seat at work today

turn on ur monitor

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Dershowitz is such a piece of poo poo is incredible

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[gesturing for calm with hands] if everyone could please stop saying that i am the toilet seat

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/847131904994398209

jesus

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
donal tramps is a thicc prez

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

That DICK! posted:

[gesturing for calm with hands] if everyone could please stop saying that i am the toilet seat

dehumanize yourself and be the seat

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

That DICK! posted:

New toilet seat at work today


crazy cloud posted:

turn on ur monitor

three toilets1?!?!?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

things are looking up for trump!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


This is good. All is well. Clean Coal.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

That DICK! posted:

[gesturing for calm with hands] if everyone could please stop saying that i am the toilet seat

lol

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Iron Crowned posted:

Water is wet, Ranch is gross, dogs are bad, anything new you'd like to observe today?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I'm just going to assume you got probated for talking poo poo about ranch, which is doing us the favor of slowly killing people who would otherwise live another thirty years.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

euphronius posted:

Are they going to try and repeal obama care again ??

Yeah, but... hehehe... get this... THE DEMOCRATS ARE GONNA HELP!

TRUMP!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

60% disapprove is not good Bob

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Do you think they just print off this graph with approve and disapprove switched to show to Trump?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

cant wait to see how his numbers look when he kills net neutrality

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I'm glad America is collapsing

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYP-joVpsg


Civilian Clinton seems more like a person than Candidate Clinton.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Nichael posted:

lol I like how this was after pussy-gate and he still got elected

I see poo poo like that and I'm reminded of just how awful tens of millions of people in this country are.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/847125961481097216


Do the people in Texas hate Cruz as much as everyone else?

never ever met someone who liked the fuckstick

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



:smugdon:

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

punchymcpunch posted:

Hi C-SPAM,

Who would've guessed when we all got on this crazy ride that Trump would still be president after 69 days? Not me, that's for sure. Because it's day 69 I've written you a song; I hope you like it. Tune by Mr Billiam Joel.

*strums lute, retunes lute*



Ken Bone, Pisstape, redpills, Sally Yates
Iron Curtain, death is certain, Mar-a-Lago
¡Jeb Bush!, Bernie Sanders, Orbit gum, nothing matters
Bill Mitchell, Mitch McConnell, window sickos
Feminazis, Kylo Ren, Rare Pepe, M Bison
Chvrches, Depeche Mode, synthwave analogue
Justin Trudeaux, peckerwood, Donald Jr photoshoot
Ed Balls, Trump click! calls, burning house with melting dog

Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump
Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Piss boy, Manafort, Spicer's wearing gum jorts
Red Hat avalanche, Alabama chili ranch
MAGA, emails, Power Rangers fighting snails
Obamacare repeal lol, Jared Kushner cuckold
Elon Musk, James Deen, Boston's got a winning team
Mr Robot, Ned Stark, Joseph Joestar, Marky Mark
Richard Spencer, moustache, Stephen Miller, bash the fash
Pigman theft, planet's effed, so much for the tolerant left

chorus

Ukraine, Z'ha'dum, milk drinkers, gorilla cum
Pewdiepie, Cloud Strife, Scotch Tape on his ties
CHUDs, Solid Snake, Trump Doctor sex cake
White House Russian plant, Alex Jones goblin rant
McDonalds, KFC, lol assassin, hypernormalize me
Brexit, taco bowl, ghost bed, WoW gold
Nazifur, free trade, (((globalism))), Yemen raid
Alt right, left click, Weiner texts pics of his dick

chorus

Facebook, Flynn's gone rogue, Youtube, Teen Vogue
Fox News, Fake News, nihilistic nite crew
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars, drugs as cheap as candy bars
Couch feet Kellyanne, sabre rattling, tiny hands
Russian dressing, s i m p s o n s w a v e, Obama through the microwave
Shook Nate, election day, what else do I have to say?

chorus

Sanctions, Winona Ryder, WaPo article on spiders
James Comey, Master Shake, anime, Deep State
Shia Labeouf 4chan flag theft livecam
Steve Bannon nevernude accelerated decrepitude
Ben Garrison antifa man, get a brain morans!
Shut down Meals on Wheels, ghostwrite Art of Deals
Stormfront, Breitbart, Piss Christ modern art
Fuckboi press corps, I can't take it anymore!

extended chorus

nice

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




wait i got this

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Coolguye posted:

no he's reasonably popular there

Nothing reasonable about an opinion of Ted Cruz other than how you feel when faced with something in the deepest trench of the Uncanny Valley

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

donal tramps is a thicc prez

n he got

BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is beta orourke an Hispanic ?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYP-joVpsg


Civilian Clinton seems more like a person than Candidate Clinton.

street samurai hillary

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
gallup is the worst of the major pollsters for trump, but all of them have him around ~40 now and he's even beginning to slip with republicans in most of them.

He's going to be completely toxic by this time next year

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Nichael posted:

lol I like how this was after pussy-gate and he still got elected

he won white women.

statistically speaking white women literally hate minorities so much they're willing to overlook a straight up, at best, serial sexual assaulter, bragging to his friends about it as long as he says 'but I also hate mexicans and muslims'

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

I agree, its an elaborate plan to signal to the religious right that he is with them when he finally finishes hes 100 day drawing through approval polls of a jesus fish. Thats some good chess right there god drat

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
poo poo he's at 44/56 in Ras!

Rasmussen!!

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