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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Devin seems to be a funny guy and all, but I think his music is loving boring, sorry.

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muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
i still laugh when he uploads youtube videos because even though it says "devin townsend" i know the url is poopynuggetteer

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



"What type of music do you like?"
"Metal"
"Oh like screamo?"
"Well no, just because it has harsh vocals doesn't mean it's screamo"
"You see bro all that poo poo just sounds the same to me, all just yelling"
"Well actually screamo is it's own genre that came out of post hardcore in the nineties..."
"Wow bro way to be a pretentious music douche"
"No I'm just trying to say-"
"whatever man enjoy your stupid noisey yelling music."

I've had this conversation more times than I care to admit.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!
I've resorted to lovely answers like "heavy metal" or "I'm a pretty big metalhead" and just try to leave it at that

very rarely have they ever replied with anything that I'd like to continue that conversation about

one guy got my hopes up one time
"Oh yeah like cannibal corpse?"
"yeah pretty much"
"lol I only know about them because of Ace Ventura"

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I just don't talk about metal with the false is all. Works for me.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



"What type of music do you like?"
"Depressive suicidal black metal from Scandanavia"

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
I don't know about you guys, but I like speed metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjVu7pueZQ

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Kvlt! posted:

"What type of music do you like?"
"Depressive suicidal black metal from Scandanavia"

Haha yeah I like Dethklok too

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Nordick posted:

Devin seems to be a funny guy and all, but I think his music is loving boring, sorry.
Well we can't be friends :colbert:

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

Haha yeah I like Dethklok too

Excuse me but that genre is Ragnorak metal, blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
Haven't bothered reading any lists or the like, but any that don't include both Swallowed and Drowned's releases this year are completely, and objectively ignorant trash.

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

NarkyBark posted:

I had no idea who the cover idiots were so I hopped on youtube and checked out the song on the top of the list.

It sounded exactly like 1990 circa godsmack butt-metal. How exactly is this the future of metal?

Edit: hold on, I got my wires crossed. Apparently those are different members of different bands in that photo. I was wondering why I didn't see makeup guy in band photos. The band I heard was Mice and Men, tattoo guy is in that one.

Whenever I see Of Mice and Men mentioned in whatever context I instinctively read it as Of Monsters and Men and get really confused for a little bit

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Possibly Chicken posted:

I just don't talk about metal with the false is all. Works for me.
i personally listen to everything except rap and country

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Kvlt! posted:

In America, "metal" is seen as a very rebellious, teenage-angst "phase" type of music because they think of bands like the BVB while in Europe/Scandanavia it is considered much more a serious, emotionally complex art because they think of bands such as Mayhem or Taake.

Ahahahahahahahaha


Misogynist posted:

i personally listen to everything except rap and country

I listen to rap and country exclusively.

But not hick-hop. So it's more of an exclusive or I guess.

Optimum Gulps
Oct 6, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.
Artificial Brain's debut is still my favorite release of the year (though Dead Congregation is close).

Very strange, but this song is going to be playing some time during tomorrow's episode of Elementary, so an audience of millions will hear at least a portion of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQeZaBVRXpg

I wonder if the circumstances will be anything like the ones surrounding Gridlink playing during an episode of Homeland (sensory overload/torture scene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csFSMw-_Owc

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012

The Clit Avoider posted:

Haven't bothered reading any lists or the like, but any that don't include both Swallowed and Drowned's releases this year are completely, and objectively ignorant trash.

I found the Drowned album really boring...

Swallowed is good though.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

List needs more Bloodshot Dawn - Demons. Metalsucks finally did a piece on it today: http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/11/18/melodeath-done-right-bloodshot-dawn/

I've been spinning this non-stop since it came out, it's such a fun record.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I pretty much exclusively listen to music that sounds good, it's a good system.

Though I guarantee that my playlists will have entires that will both offend and impress every single person on the planet.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Zodijackylite posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I like speed metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjVu7pueZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYtdtyxcTQ

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

This is literally me, except in a much larger truck. Nothing like sidewinding through mountains at full speed while shouting the entirety of "Show No Mercy" at max volume.

Good times.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Same, but in a compact car and not listening to Devildriver (and also knowing what speed metal means :spergin:)

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Zodijackylite posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I like speed metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjVu7pueZQ

This is awesome. drat.

Also, don't talk about metal with other human beings outside of the internet idiots

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

oh gently caress you, Europe



this would be awesome

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



My favorite awkward moments with non-metal people phenomenon is when people at work are like "oh so you doing anything fun this weekend" and I'm like "yeah I'm going to a concert." This inevitably prompts "oh who are you going to see" at which point my options are either telling some older woman that I'm going to see Skeletonwitch or some poo poo, or being a hipster douche who says "oh nobody you would know."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I always just say "a metal show" in that situation.

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.
While it may be just a bit premature, I'd like to nominate Napalm Death's Apex Predator - Easy Meat for album art of the year (2015).



Oh, yeah. The new song rules too!

Baron Von Ghoulosh fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Nov 20, 2014

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014

Zodijackylite posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I like speed metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjVu7pueZQ

http://youtu.be/3mA1GLxIMpw

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009

Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

While it may be just a bit premature, I'd like to nominate Napalm Death's Apex Predator - Easy Meat for album art of the year (2015).


Oh, yeah. The new song rules too!

FTFY

Also link: http://www.terrorizer.com/news/streams/napalm-death-premiere-new-song-cesspits-terrorizer/

Iceberg-Slim
Oct 7, 2003

no re okay

Kvlt! posted:

"What type of music do you like?"

"Forbidden metal" is the best answer

ChickenArise
May 12, 2010

POWER
= MEAT +
OPPORTUNITY
= BATTLEWORMS
Something is very wrong with me because I'm definitely including Psychostick on my AOTY list

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Oh baby, the new Primordial is online.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

While it may be just a bit premature, I'd like to nominate Napalm Death's Apex Predator - Easy Meat for album art of the year (2015).



Oh, yeah. The new song rules too!

The "Tenderized Chunks of Weakling" is what sold it for me.

whatshesaid
May 6, 2007
:spooky:
"Death metal, mostly Swedish, not all--but definitely European. To be more specific, a lot of melodic, progressive death, with some doom thrown in. And some straight death. I can tolerate a little black here and there, too."

That would have been my douchey answer 15 years ago from a 15 year-old pseudo-goth chick with dyed black hair. Now it's just, "metal." Hair still stays black though. :black101:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
So, Battle Beast released the first single from their upcoming new album. It's, uh.... it's a bit different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enSmON-pcpA

The FB post also said "True metal fans hold on to your hats - there’ll be more blast beats for you later!"
I wonder if it actually means literal blast beats. One can always hope. :v:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



LMAO

Nice rock n roll.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The Duskfall just put out a new album and it's pretty mediocre from my quick listen but the first track is kinda cool.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

nomapple posted:

. 40 minutes of perfectly crafted death metal which flows seamlessly as an album, with no loving around with intros or outros. All the atmosphere comes from the music itself. Brilliant album.

You just described Origins new release

Optimum Gulps
Oct 6, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRarUrrADt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_-RXadlE0

Several million people saw this last night. Cool.

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Russian metal with odd synths (ugh) but good anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WiJLmliY7w

also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5rDyQ_iZWI or skip to like 28 min for a really good song

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



The Russians have some amazing pagan metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y231WBu9WbI

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