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stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

RagnarokAngel posted:

It can definitely drag in people with mental illness but i think that might be too narrow. Much like cults can pull people in who are in a bad place, lonely, isolated, etc. Because they offer answers, conspiracy theories offer a solution to why your life is poo poo and how at least being "in the know" offers some solace.

In short anyone emotionally compromised can be vulnerable.

They also prey on people lacking meaning or agency by giving them a purpose or a role in something big.

Isolated, stuck at home and a scenario where you realistically can't change anything is a situation rife for being exploited. Their usual people aren't there, and they're looking for something that makes them feel like they're doing *something*.

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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

There was that Soviet military report that recommended that all American communists be killed if the USSR ever invaded the US, but that the right wing should be spared because they were highly suggestible and open to authoritarian rule.

im extremely curious about this, if anyone has it please link

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Kanine posted:

im extremely curious about this, if anyone has it please link

I can’t find a link any more, but I originally learned about it in one of the USPOL threads a few years ago. Maybe someone else reading the thread knows what I was talking about?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I can’t find a link any more, but I originally learned about it in one of the USPOL threads a few years ago. Maybe someone else reading the thread knows what I was talking about?

It would make sense to me. Weren't most US commies during the cold war Trotskyites? The soviets didn't exactly view that as compatible with soviet style socialism.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

wilderthanmild posted:

It would make sense to me. Weren't most US commies during the cold war Trotskyites? The soviets didn't exactly view that as compatible with soviet style socialism.

that's more britain than the usa

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
That really sounds like wish fulfillment.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


RagnarokAngel posted:

That really sounds like wish fulfillment.

Yeah, it has a strong vibe of "No, we leftists are just too pure and correct to ever become totalitarian! Even when there were leftist totalitarian empires they wanted to wipe us out (but they totally would have accepted the right wingers because those right-wingers are soooo stupid!)"

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

LanceHunter posted:

Yeah, it has a strong vibe of "No, we leftists are just too pure and correct to ever become totalitarian! Even when there were leftist totalitarian empires they wanted to wipe us out (but they totally would have accepted the right wingers because those right-wingers are soooo stupid!)"

It could also be the entirely pragmatic view that somebody willing to go against their own countries political mainstream is a potential pain in the bum for a new one imposed from outside. Maybe acknowledgment that the soviets had far more in common with fascists than actual communists.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Remember when Elvis Presley was a big figure in conspiracy land? He was always still alive and hanging out with/being an extraterrestrial. Q has absorbed every other conspiracy, but I haven’t heard anything about Elvis from them, or anyone else in a long time.

So, was Elvis part of the cabal or was he assassinated trying to warn us?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Elvis died fighting Draculas.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

I read that as "elves" and it didn't surprise me a bit that Q would believe in elves.

Drow would fit into their worldview pretty well.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Relevant Tangent posted:

Elvis died fighting Draculas.
Wasn't it a mummy?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Everyone knows Elvis is alive and well in the Bermuda Triangle, and that's why so many ships go disappearing there.

Elvis needs boats.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Twelve by Pies posted:

Everyone knows Elvis is alive and well in the Bermuda Triangle, and that's why so many ships go disappearing there.

Elvis needs boats.

Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats!

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Wasn't it a mummy?

Correct

Hijinks Ensue
Jul 24, 2007

Spuckuk posted:

Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats!

The sailing Elvis. Captain Elvis. Commodore Elvis it is!

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Hardcore Elvis fans have slowly died out, so I'm not surprised he hasn't been coopted.

I expect that the real Paul McCartney (turn me on dead man...) will show up and help bring the storm, though.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I can’t find a link any more, but I originally learned about it in one of the USPOL threads a few years ago. Maybe someone else reading the thread knows what I was talking about?

There’s a 1984 book called “What to do When the Russians Come” which claims to depict life in Soviet occupied America. It has a section listing how various groups would supposedly fare and includes

quote:

Communist

Your immediate future is bright. Whatever your field, you will find yourself elevated to a leading position. The small size of the [95] Party need not worry you. In central and Eastern Europe, particularly in Romania and the Baltic states, Communist parties that had no more than a few hundred members were rapidly expanded into organizations capable of ruling the entire country. However, during the first period, members will have to be recruited or retained in the Party without too much regard for their moral or ideological suitability, so you will need to get used to working at close quarters with the careerists, psychopaths, and other dubious characters who have been accepted in order to swell the membership of your organization. Nevertheless, within it, you and your fellow veterans will remain the directing element.

On the other hand, this can prove a doubtful privilege as experience shows that such “old Communists” are never entirely fit to be the perfect bearers of the Russian will. Some of you will turn out to have been hopelessly infected by the non-Communist atmosphere of the pre-Soviet United States. Others among you will discover that the new order does not conform to the enthusiastic expectations you had formed, while still others of you will find yourselves resenting having to take orders from Russians and increasingly unable to conceal it. Some of you may let this become apparent, when it will be necessary to purge you from the Party; in which event your prospects will become precarious indeed. Communists who have found themselves in opposition to the Soviet-supported leadership may anticipate prison, at best, and often torture, the confession of their crimes, and execution. Others will keep quiet and carry on without any heart for it. In many cases it is found that these gradually become hardened, until they cease to listen to the internal voice of conscience or even of experience. Indeed, those who put a foot wrong once, and teeter on the brink of arrest but are given another chance, have often turned out to be the very worst of the new ruling class trying desperately to prove their loyalty. Even this will seldom save you in the long run.

quote:

John Birch Society Member

Your life will, of course, be automatically forfeit. However, if you are determined to preserve it at all costs, your chances are a good deal better than those of, say, the Maoists or the Trotskyites (see below) at the other end of the political spectrum. In East Germany, large numbers of ex-Nazis were admitted to the Communist party, to some extent because the Nazis and the Communists had similar authoritarian affinities but, more importantly, because, to save themselves, the Nazis had nowhere else to go; and the Communists were glad to accept them since [114] they needed any recruits they could get. (At one time the Communist Central Committee, the highest organ of the DDR, contained fourteen ex-Nazis to merely two ex-Social Democrats.) Even more encouraging is the example of Piasecki, once the leader of the very small and very extreme Polish Fascist party. When he fell into Russian hands, he was told by Ivan Serov himself, deputy head of the Soviet secret police, that he was as good as dead already, but if he agreed to collaborate, the Russians could use him. He was made head of PAX, a body directed toward the subversion of the Catholic Church and, at the same time, was allowed or encouraged to carry out private financial transactions that made him the richest man in Poland. So you can see that there is no need to despair, and that, paradoxically, if you are a right-wing politician with a strong anti-Communist record, you may yet have a better future (at least for the time being) than many of your more “progressive” colleagues. As in the case of Piasecki, you can take additional heart from the case of Tatarescu in Romania. He had actually been a signatory of Hitler’s Anti-Comintern Pact; but while Socialists and moderates were being arrested, the Russians made him foreign minister, a post that he managed to hold for some years

quote:

Trotskyite

In your case the prognosis is so grave that your only alternative to flight would seem to be to prepare to die

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Dr Christmas posted:

Remember when Elvis Presley was a big figure in conspiracy land? He was always still alive and hanging out with/being an extraterrestrial. Q has absorbed every other conspiracy, but I haven’t heard anything about Elvis from them, or anyone else in a long time.

So, was Elvis part of the cabal or was he assassinated trying to warn us?

Elvis Presley has been working as a cab driver in Berlin since 1977. He's 85 now, so he's probably retired.

On the other hand, Elvis Costello is personally responsible for rigging the Domions voting machines, working for the real NWO leader, HRMQE2 :britain:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5x1sSjfknM

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.




That rocks and I love it.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Not the punchline I expected, but drat did it hit.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Eric Cantonese posted:

Is the base disguised as a mall and built around a dimensional portal?

Just chiming in here to say, I understand your reference and I admire it. Time to get off the soy sauce tho

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


very good

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Completely unexpected and loving fantastic.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.


Not exactly q anon but not exactly not q anon.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



pseudanonymous posted:



Not exactly q anon but not exactly not q anon.

How do these lunatics read this poo poo?

Like seriously, all this conspiracy insane poo poo is so hard for the eye to follow anything

Wouldn't you want people to join your cause and see the truth?

Elea
Oct 10, 2012
I think it's just like an appealing metaphor for their perception of the world. It looks complex and comprehensive but it's still nice and orderly.

Elea fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Dec 25, 2020

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

pseudanonymous posted:



Not exactly q anon but not exactly not q anon.

I see a cat face in the thumbnail.

Did I crack the code?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Tesla coil, derivatives of which power many X-ray machines and linacs for external beam radiotherapy, is a suppressed medical technology.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Guavanaut posted:

The Tesla coil, derivatives of which power many X-ray machines and linacs for external beam radiotherapy, is a suppressed medical technology.

Theres a real cult of personality around Tesla due to him often getting overshadowed by Edison. Some of it is warranted but a lot of it basically treats him as a god whos ideas were too powerful to be released to the public.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah it really goes off the rails somewhere past your average Electrical Engineer/Tesla coil hobbyist "Tesla was a genius and his ideas transformed our understanding of resonance and contributed enormously to modern electronic high voltage high energy power supplies and it's a disgrace how he was treated, went a bit weird towards the end though" and towards the Qbrain "Tesla was a genius and invented free energy and a death ray and spoke to aliens on Mars and that's why the world powers ridiculed him and hid his patents inside child tunnels."

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

pseudanonymous posted:



Not exactly q anon but not exactly not q anon.

UGh I can never work out how to get to Picadilly Circus

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Under the current UK Covid guidelines I think you just follow the 'death' one.

(Which I notice leads to inheritance tax and organ donation on the 'bad' path, and reincarnation and return to source on the 'good' path lol.)

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
David Bowie played Tesla in the Prestige, which is a good movie.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Tesla was no Einstein. In fact, he didn't even understand special relativity, much less general relativity (and railed against it.) He was the consummate tinkerer, but his understanding of the underlying theory was always lacking.

I know it's easy to root for the underdog, but if anything he and Edison deserve about equal credit for what was accomplished. They each would have easily had the other's ideas. Or some contemporary would have quickly figured it out.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
His understanding of polyphase induction motors deserves credit as something that probably wouldn't have immediately come out of the others, as does Edison's understanding of electrical relays for the "Edison didn't invent anything" crowd.
Also Joseph Swan and Lewis Latimer existed but don't get the Tesla weirdos.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I'm not sure if it's the genesis of the Tesla-as-suppressed-genius myth but there was an almost certainly apocryphal story floating around in the seventies, and probably before, that said that Tesla cracked wireless power transmission and when he demonstrated it to George Westinghouse his first question was "And how do we meter this?" which is a pretty reasonable question in a capitalist framework. It's not a small jump from there to "Westinghouse cut Tesla's funding because of this" and then "Tesla had actually invented free energy". That there was a mysterious fire at his lab at the time and from that point on Tesla didn't really actually do anything that worked or was practical only adds fuel to the conspiracies.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's a very freeman-on-the-land type worldview, because the obvious answer is "you mandate a meter on the receiver, and fine people for loving about with it while accepting a percentage of losses, same as we do with wired power." Tesla's planned receivers were large enough that it's hardly as if you wouldn't be able to spot one being erected. But yeah to explain that away without a cohesive view of society you eventually end up at Tesla free energy resonant Earth fields conspiracies.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ppl also just like tesla bc to many, massive tesla coils are like a cool looking alternate history thing, hth

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