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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/705052785847476224

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TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

evilweasel posted:

Taking over the libertarian party, or another third party with 50-state ballot access, is his only reasonable shot if he's ratfucked by surprise since he wouldn't be able to get ballot access. And libertarians are children who will be easily swept aside or join the Trumpenreich, he would have no trouble whatsoever pulling it off.

there are a lot of legal questions surrounding sore loser laws, it's certainly not a for sure thing that Trump couldn't get ballot access in those states.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Dalaram posted:

Male or female prostitues? That's important to my decision.

That's a good point.

Female prostitutes - Trump or Cruz
Male prostitutes - Perry or Graham
A Roomba - Rubio

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Trump events schedule now updated for Friday and later events - still no debate. If he shows up this would be the first time he has not placed it on his official calendar this late and still showed.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



The convention is going to be amazing and I can't wait.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

hoping for kasich, always support the funny number canidate

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
My favorite image from my time at yesterday's rally. Yes, that's a mint condition.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Oiled and Ready posted:

My favorite image from my time at yesterday's rally. Yes, that's a mint condition.

Bagged and boarded.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

William Bear posted:


© AP Photo/Alan Diaz A supporter holds a sign as supporters wait for the arrival of Republican presidential candidate, Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., at a campaign rally, Tuesday, March 1, 2016, in Miami.

"Don't dehumanize yourselves just yet!"

Poor Marco. He was forced into trying to be mini Trump and it's not working.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Zeta Taskforce posted:

That's a good point.

Female prostitutes - Cruz
Male prostitutes - Perry or Graham
A Roomba - Rubio
Rubio - Trump and Christie together

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Runner-up.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

TwinsensRevenge posted:

there are a lot of legal questions surrounding sore loser laws, it's certainly not a for sure thing that Trump couldn't get ballot access in those states.

It's not sore loser laws that are the problem, it's filing deadlines.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush: "The new theory is that they want everyone to stay in to split the delegates and take this to the convention."

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


i'm the casually discarded cadbury creme egg

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Also remember that out of the 200+ unbounded delegates going to the convention there'll be a group that supports Trump if he goes in the delegate leader, either because they're voting with the popular vote or because they actually support him. It may only be 20-40 delegates but if the race is razor thin don't assume that 100% of them will vote not Trump.

Whoops looks like it's 100+ not 200+, point still stands though.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
it's amazing how i'm reflexively typing little marco instead of just marco now. how do such juvenile insults stick so well when the yooge man does it?

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

User posted:

I love that the new leftist fantasy is oh god 1%ers please save us from Trump. Take a step back and realize how badly your media sources are gaslighting you.

Don't equate pragmatic neoliberalism with leftism please.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

evilweasel posted:

It's not sore loser laws that are the problem, it's filing deadlines.

the first deadline isn't until may, time is not his problem. if the situation presents itself and he doesn't run independent, it'll be because he doesn't want to fork over the large amount of cash needed to get on the ballots.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

TwinsensRevenge posted:

the first deadline isn't until may, time is not his problem. if the situation presents itself and he doesn't run third party, it'll be because he doesn't want to fork over the large amount of cash needed to get on the ballots.

The Republican convention is in late July. He would have to start getting ballot access well before he knew if they'd dared to ratfuck him. Maybe they'd make it clear they would and they had the votes - but although they're idiots they will probably clue into the fact it's best to wait to ratfuck him until its hard for him to run third party. I think some of the massive states that he can't win without are in May (like Texas).

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/705079655502618627

You see, if we look at who finished in the top four, Rubio is doing REALLY well.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

evilweasel posted:

The Republican convention is in late July. He would have to start getting ballot access well before he knew if they'd dared to ratfuck him.

it's march 2nd and the not-Trumps are already telegraphing their intentions. it will be obvious to him well before may if an independent run is neccessary

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I just checked for fun and the Americans Elect site still says "see you in 2013!"

:lol: What a loving waste that was.

Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Don't equate pragmatic neoliberalism with leftism please.

Tell that to the leftists who say illegal immigrants are good for the economy.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Oiled and Ready posted:

My favorite image from my time at yesterday's rally. Yes, that's a mint condition.



That's gonna be worth so much when he's president.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Would a write-in for "TRUMP" count or do you have to use his full name?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
General sidenote from a brief eyeball at the huffington post pollster averages.

Polls from last night were pretty accurate. Oklahoma was the aberration on both sides. What small polling of Arkansas was done ended up being quite accurate.

Virginia on the republican side is interesting because you feel like "Donald Trump wildly underperformed" In reality, he was about 3% below his polls. Nothing outside the realm of possibility when you have all of ~3 relevant polls, and, honestly, not even particularly surprising. Marco Rubio surged and actually ended up overperforming in that state, but it wasn't really at the expense of Trump's voters.

Vermont was weird I guess, but I imagine polling republicans in Vermont is a nightmare.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

TwinsensRevenge posted:

there are a lot of legal questions surrounding sore loser laws, it's certainly not a for sure thing that Trump couldn't get ballot access in those states.

Sore loser laws for the Presidency would almost certainly be shot down as unconstitutional if challenged. The notion of "you ran in a primary and didn't make it, therefore nobody is allowed to vote for you" doesn't seem like something that would hold up in court all that well.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

T r a v i s posted:

Tell that to the leftists who say illegal immigrants are good for the economy.

lol if you think criminally underpaying labor wouldn't be good for the economy

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

evilweasel posted:

The Republican convention is in late July. He would have to start getting ballot access well before he knew if they'd dared to ratfuck him. Maybe they'd make it clear they would and they had the votes - but although they're idiots they will probably clue into the fact it's best to wait to ratfuck him until its hard for him to run third party. I think some of the massive states that he can't win without are in May (like Texas).

texas was yesterday, he lost to cruz

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Peel posted:

texas was yesterday, he lost to cruz

Can't win the general without, not the nomination.

Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

TwinsensRevenge posted:

lol if you think criminally underpaying labor wouldn't be good for the economy

Even if it was it would only benefit their employers, and it doesn't seem very leftist to me to support exploitation of laborers who have no bargaining power in addition to putting natural citizens and legal immigrants out of work or driving their wages down.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

evilweasel posted:

The Republican convention is in late July. He would have to start getting ballot access well before he knew if they'd dared to ratfuck him. Maybe they'd make it clear they would and they had the votes - but although they're idiots they will probably clue into the fact it's best to wait to ratfuck him until its hard for him to run third party. I think some of the massive states that he can't win without are in May (like Texas).

If they ratfuck him and it's too late for him to run third party himself, I wouldn't put it past him to push his supporters to vote Democratic (for a Clinton/Trump ticket?); and enough of them would do it to guarantee a blue electoral map in November.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
After last night (not my fault RCP's calculator is off)



Predictions for now - March 14th. Rubios support starts falling.



Rubio, Carson, Kasich drop out on March 16th. I don't see Cruz getting nearly enough states to really compete.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

evilweasel posted:

Can't win the general without, not the nomination.

oh of course, I can't read

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Oiled and Ready posted:

My favorite image from my time at yesterday's rally. Yes, that's a mint condition.


Darkman Fanpage posted:

That's gonna be worth so much when he's president.

My dad bought a shitload of old playboys at a garage sale about a year ago, this is most definitely among them.

Edit: Here's my favorite excerpt:

https://thecorporateculture.com/2015/playboy-interviewed-donald-trump-25-years-ago/ posted:

Then what does all this-the yacht, the bronze tower, the casinos-really mean to you?

Props for the show.

And what is the show?

The show is "Trump" and it has sold out performances everywhere. I've had fun doing it and will continue to have fun, and I think most people enjoy it.

Pepe Silvia Browne fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 2, 2016

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Peel posted:

texas was yesterday, he lost to cruz

The ballot access deadline for third party (which is what was meant) is May in TX.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Ted Cruz literally looks like the bad guy from LIttle Miss Spider


society has subliminally associated Ted Cruz with being a creepy spider wierdo

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

T r a v i s posted:

Even if it was it would only benefit their employers, and it doesn't seem very leftist to me to support exploitation of laborers who have no bargaining power in addition to putting natural citizens and legal immigrants out of work or driving their wages down.

a) it actually benefits most everyone except some unskilled laborers

b) you're right, i don't like exploiting labor, which is why i support legalizing undocumented immigrants and giving them fair wages and benefits

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Trump isn't going to get 52% of delegates. He'll get close, but Cruz/Rubio/Kasich in Ohio will take over 48%. It'll go to the convention, where the GOP will carry out the ultimate, unprecedented, murder-in-daylight ratfuck in plain sight, pulling out every trick to give the nomination to Rubio. Trump will run 3rd party, taking a lot more of the Cruzites than the GOP expected. Jesse Ventura will, as announced, run when Bernie Sanders loses the Dem primary. Michael Bloomberg will run when he sees an opportunity in the chaos of the race. Trump, Rubio, Clinton, Ventura, and Bloomberg will all stay short of 270 electoral votes. The vote will go to the house, which will be deadlocked between the Democrats supporting Hillary and the Republicans split between Rubio and Trump. America will have no President

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

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