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Look at this lady's posts in r/survivinginfidelityquote:I am 24 (almost 25) and he is 32 (turning 33). It started when I was 23 and he was 31 when I went into boot camp. We had just gotten married a few months prior to me leaving for boot camp. I would like to say I’m a fairly attractive female and the women he cheated on me with were all emotional and physical affairs. Part of it feels like he did it because I haven’t been able to get pregnant and he even had the audacity to ask if I was really sexually assaulted (because he was cheating at the time). He has schizophrenia/anxiety/severe depression/PTSD but that to me isn’t an excuse for his behavior. I’m just so hurt and angry still. quote:Yeah, he also takes his medication infrequently. And then on some topic called What's The Most hosed Up Thing You Think About On A Regular Basis (this was apparently before she found out about the infidelity.) quote:Probably just leaving my roommate in the middle of the city we live in or by a bus stop and throwing out all of her poo poo. She doesn’t help in any capacity anyways. This lady's life is working out great. e: oh quote:I plan on charging my crystals because I moved into a new house (not quite a home yet) and there was a lot of negativity at the place I moved from; as well as decompressing due to being way overstimulated by going into my first voodoo shop in New Orleans today.
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Wait is charging crystals really a thing people believe in? I always thought it was just something Jon Hendren made up for that SA frontpage article of craigslist dudes charging each other's JO crystals.
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Yes, it is absolutely a thing. They show up in the weirdest places too. You'll find randos selling a bunch of geodes and poo poo with astrological symbols and fancy labels next to the beef jerky vendors and coin collectors at gun shows.
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my kinda ape posted:Wait is charging crystals really a thing people believe in? I always thought it was just something Jon Hendren made up for that SA frontpage article of craigslist dudes charging each other's JO crystals. "Charging" crystals is only the beginning of the madness.
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Grem posted:Look at this lady's posts in r/survivinginfidelity Holy poo poo. I didn’t bother to read any of her other posts.
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Ha! I had one of those crystal idiots at AFN. He would leave crystals everywhere. He got yelled at for putting some in my bosses drawer without his knowledge.
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Soulex posted:Ha! I had one of those crystal idiots at AFN. He would leave crystals everywhere. He got yelled at for putting some in my bosses drawer without his knowledge. I'd yell at him too. There is a non-zero chance those crystals had been up the guy's rear end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTkgi7scKo
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Jul 4, 2018 09:39
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Dick Burglar posted:I'd yell at him too. There is a non-zero chance those crystals had been up the guy's rear end. Well how do you think they get charged in the first place? 
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Jul 4, 2018 11:02
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Need a fellow corpsman or Marine bro to become jo buddies with. I'll facetime you and we can charge our jo crystals together while watching hardcore interracial gangbang porno.
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Bitch you best believe the only way to charge this crystal is to listen to some badass cadence on a discman
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PathAsc posted:Bitch you best believe the only way to charge this crystal is to listen to some badass cadence on a discman thats mad gay, i rather stare into another man's eyes while I frantically jerk my meat
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Idk how much idiocy or hardness this is Fearless posted:Yeah, my great grandfather apparently joined up in 1915 at the age of 35 to get the hell away from his first wife. By that point, stories from the trenches were percolating back home so the whole "all over by Christmas" bullshit was dead and gone. I cannot imagine what kind of domestic misery he endured that made sitting in a muddy ditch for weeks on end with rats and lice and corpses and gas and bombardments for entertainment seem like a preferable alternative. Anyways, he made it to 85 before he passed away, though Nan said that he walked with a slight limp for the whole of her life (she was born well after the war) and as he got older, cold or damp weather gave him hell.
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Wasabi the J posted:Idk how much idiocy or hardness this is And it sounds like he did the sensible and got a divorce later anyway...
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I've thankfully never met a crystals idiot. We did have an E-7 selling essential oils for a while.
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Soulex posted:Ha! I had one of those crystal idiots at AFN. He would leave crystals everywhere. He got yelled at for putting some in my bosses drawer without his knowledge. Reiki people are those weirdos that swear drinking dilluted silver and wearing magnetic wristbands will change the PLANET MAN. For your health. 
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Wasabi the J posted:Idk how much idiocy or hardness this is I had a great uncle who joined up at the age of 40 not long after the Somme. I can only guess that he decided that his country needed him in it's hour of need or something. Survived being gassed at Le Quesnoy only to die in England post-war from the flu epidemic.
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So this is the projects about 3 blocks from my house, I saw all the emergency response and knew something was hosed bad when the third ambulance came back rolling code at 20MPH -Grown rear end men shoot mortar fireworks out of hand at each other until someone loses a hand and wins a 200 mile medichopper ride -Cops and EMTs leave -Grown rear end men resume shooting mortar fireworks out of hand until someone dies https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/police-man-killed-another-lost-part-of-hand-in-fireworks-mishap-in-cheraw/783347639
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Mzuri posted:Realising you are on the wrong path in life and deliberately breaking the cycle by doing some extremely strenuous and uncomfortable outdoors work for over a year, bettering yourself and your character while gaining life skills and discipline that will stand you in good stead the rest of your life? Thanks, man.  My C1 told me the other day that for all my bitching about the corp, the real reason I've stayed in is that deep-down inside, I actually love this place. I realized that when I leave, I'm going miss this loving organization. With the loving micro-trashing, hay-punching, carrying-hay-bales-up-hills, and other assorted bullshit. I think what happens is that when you leave an organization that provided so much structure and
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A White Guy posted:Thanks, man. Someone actually coined a term for that, some weird Swedish word I think. I'm not really that good with history.
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:Someone actually coined a term for that, some weird Swedish word I think. I'm not really that good with history. I think it's called the Gothenburg Effect or something...
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I think it's called the Gothenburg Effect or something... Meatball. Its meatball.
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Jul 6, 2018 03:59
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Bitch, please
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Soulex posted:Meatball. Its meatball. The Allen Key Theorem.
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shame on an IGA posted:So this is the projects about 3 blocks from my house, I saw all the emergency response and knew something was hosed bad when the third ambulance came back rolling code at 20MPH "one shell was likely put in backward and burst out the bottom of the tube" That's not how mortars work though?
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shame on an IGA posted:So this is the projects about 3 blocks from my house, I saw all the emergency response and knew something was hosed bad when the third ambulance came back rolling code at 20MPH My cousin owns a waste disposal company and has a massive fireworks show on his property every 4th. Last time I took part, one of the mortars I lit failed to launch and made a two foot hole in the 3/4" Plywood platform we were launching them from. The launch tube was completely gone and it left a pretty decent crater under the plywood. I can only imagine the effects on a human torso. I'm guessing these idiots were bored with roman candle fights and decided to take it up a notch. MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Jul 6, 2018 |
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Munin posted:"one shell was likely put in backward and burst out the bottom of the tube" Yeah I think they're just talking out of their asses and it just exploded in the tube and the shell/pressure buildup must have been big enough to kill him. As a kid I've messed around with cheaper mortars and purposely loaded them upside down to see what would happen and IIRC the launching charge just made a poofing sound into the air and then the shell exploded and flung a bunch of sparks and poo poo out the top of the tube, the tube didn't even break. Dude must have had a really big fancy one or it was manufactured with too much powder or something.
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Agreed on the upside downness being inaccurate, I've never gotten through a box of 24 without at least one jumping past the lift charge entirely and detonating prematurely in the tube.
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Mad Wack posted:sucks to be the dead dude’s daughter Yeah it does, I'd be mortified if I was related to a dumb rear end in a top hat like that. Then again, I willingly enlisted in 2005.
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Mad Wack posted:sucks to be the dead dude’s daughter What are the odds stepdad will be better or worse than dead from fireworks dad?
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Jul 6, 2018 20:33
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It's South Carolina. Odds are her stepdad will also be her half brother!
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Got a live one from the Bad with money thread:Phanatic posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/8t01kp/usala_jag_officer_was_no_help_husband_is_thinking/ quote:
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