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teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

The best burger:

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Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
TW: condiments, tube shaped meat, America

I only put ketchup on my burgers and hot dogs. I won't conform to your standards of what is tasty. Mayo is good on Turkey burger mixed with chopped garlic.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
if the onions aren't raw then congrats on the trash in your mouth

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Both raw and fried onions have their place, don't onionshame

TW: #onions #opinions

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

glandmine posted:

if the onions aren't raw then congrats on the trash in your mouth

I bet some of you girls are used to hearing this on Fridays

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

I bet some of you girls are used to hearing this on Fridays

hey-ooooo

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Spanish Manlove posted:

I bet some of you girls are used to hearing this on Fridays

:statler: some girls aren't used to hearing anythig at all on Fridays!

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Thora posted:

Well right now I'm pretty pissed off that some fat old Republican that needs Viagra to get it up is saying we weak women have no control over our libidos thus government must step in and pay for birth control.


He was saying that Democrats think women are some kind of sex crazed maniacs by paying for their birth control. Because of course why would you need cheap birth control unless you were one of those :qq: evil slut women? :qq: So it's more sour grapes over cheap birth control and a jab at Democrats rather than Huckabee's personal opinion about women (although I'm sure that's not much better).

Which mind you, isn't to defend the guy or say he's not a total moronic jackass for saying that. It also kind of irritates me because the government didn't pay a dime for my birth control and I wish I could have got in on this. That $600 came out of my own pocket! :argh:

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
contraception is a loving human right. if you're against slavery you're pro-contraception and pro-abortion

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Thora posted:

Well right now I'm pretty pissed off that some fat old Republican that needs Viagra to get it up is saying we weak women have no control over our libidos thus government must step in and pay for birth control.

Uhh, he's actually claiming that Womyn are independent creatures that can control their libido and thus don't need a government hand out of birth control.

Don't get me wrong, guys an assbag, and its stupid either way but yeah.

[edit] Blap.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jan 24, 2014

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


While I agree the Earth is getting pretty crazy with the population thing, I don't think I want to listen to a rock that's basically advocating eugenics in the next line. :raise:

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

is the smear at the bottom the brainsmear from whoever thought up that sign getting executed for his ideal


god i hope so

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Lanky Coconut Tree posted:

is the smear at the bottom the brainsmear from whoever thought up that sign getting executed for his ideal


god i hope so

No one knows who commissioned it. it gets vandalized a lot.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

hahaha

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fruity Gordo posted:

there's basically zero chance of there being a revolution in australia because like 60% of the population would need to be put up against the wall. at least

whoa

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Apr 4, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

ketchup is dog poo poo tier
mayo is poo poo tier

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

imo putting ketchup/mustard/mayo on a burger is only okay if the burger itself is gross and you want to mask the flavour of the processed meat patty


mayo is only okay in the filling for a tuna salad sandwich, also salads that involve mayo such as macaroni salad and potato salad are nasty

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
You're all awful.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
gently caress Mayo, miracle whip is where it is at.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Mayo is overused a lot but I make a mean coleslaw that uses very little mayo

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Portals posted:


mayo is only okay in the filling for a tuna salad sandwich, also salads that involve mayo such as macaroni salad and potato salad are nasty

we will never be friends

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

ketchup is dog poo poo tier
mayo is poo poo tier

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

grocery store mayo salads are :barf: but if you cut back the mayo by like 10 it can be good

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
A thin smear of mayo elevates a sandwich from okay-but-dry to this-is-the-best :colbert:

I mean you don't wanna go crazy with it, and for most places when I go out I ask for mayo on the side because otherwise you get like a half inch coating of mayo all over everything which is nasty rear end, but a sammitch without a bit of mayo is not a sammitch

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
fresh and easy's caesar salad kits are shockingly decent

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I had to do some training for a job and they sent me to a factory that made macncheese, BBQ sauce, mayo, salad dressing etc and I had to segregate my work clothes from my other clothes in the hotel room and before I left for home I threw away all my work clothes because they had this miasma of industrial strength mayo on them.

Hell is a 55ga barrel of mayo spilled on a factory floor.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Donkay NOoo posted:

grocery store mayo salads are :barf: but if you cut back the mayo by like 10 it can be good

Well, yeah, you never want to by the pre-made stuff, yuk.
But you can make your own easy enough with just enough mayo to coat the potatoes and mix in celery seed, olives, celery, and slices of hard-boiled egg on top.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'm not joking either, when I get home ill edit a non-nda breaking pic together and show the end of the raiders of the lost ark level of warehouse filled with mayo

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

here's what i like in a sandwich;
  • bread
  • meat
  • cheese if i feel it necessary, though my days of 'always cheese all the time' are behind me, i'd estimate a good 75% of my sandwiches today are cheeseless
  • some kind of green crispy thing, lettuce, pickle, pepper, etc. tho most of the time my sandwiches stop at the first two steps outlined here. i don't give a care.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
A miasma of mayo is about the nastiest thing that I could possibly think of

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Women's Rights? posted:

A miasma of mayo

why would you do this

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Enfys posted:

why would you do this

a miasma of mayo melting millions of mens' manicures whle Mickey Mouse moderates with mirth

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

boom boom boom posted:

You're all awful.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I was actually going to do the chorizo and mayo thing I threatened to do earlier but my housemate just came home and he wouldn't understand. NO YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S FOR THE LADYTHREAD! I downloaded Vine and everything. :(

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

I love ketchup. I have had ketchup sandwiches, which is just some ketchup in a leftover hotdog bun.

I really like vinegar too, so that explains it.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Women's Rights? posted:

A miasma of mayo is about the nastiest thing that I could possibly think of

Aerosolized mayo

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
I think American ketchup and mustard are different to what I eat because I honestly don't understand how you can't like a good burger with mustard and ketchup and onions.
Mayo, though, I don't put it on burgers. Just doesn't click for me. I love it on hotdogs and sandwiches though.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Enfys posted:

why would you do this

Progress baby, middle Americas got to get their sandwich toppings at low low prices

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