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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad




edit ugh new page


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32965966993.html

some Fallout poo poo right there.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Oct 29, 2019

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hoodies with the zip up face mask were a thing in the UK a few years back, I remember some standard newspaper outcry about thugs and hoodlums.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




NoneMoreNegative posted:



edit ugh new page


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32965966993.html

some Fallout poo poo right there.

All the reviews are from Ukrainians and Russians ... and they all love it. I guess those are the nationalities most likely to love them some weird atompunk poo poo.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
dghiand park

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

goatface posted:

Hoodies with the zip up face mask were a thing in the UK a few years back, I remember some standard newspaper outcry about thugs and hoodlums.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




NoneMoreNegative posted:



edit ugh new page


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32965966993.html

some Fallout poo poo right there.

In black it looks like some good cryptid cosplay that might get you shot in rural areas.




Hello, fellow humans.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I took a dive on a cheap leather jacket. Worst case scenario I know a few people who might want it. I'm guessing that the general rule of thumb for American size conversion is to go up one?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

cumshitter posted:

I took a dive on a cheap leather jacket. Worst case scenario I know a few people who might want it. I'm guessing that the general rule of thumb for American size conversion is to go up one?

Not always, it varies widely from seller to seller. Sometimes you have to go up two or even more.

If I were ordering a jacket or anything over five bucks I strongly recommend using the measurements on the listing.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Yeah lie your favourite jacket out flat, arms out and measure pit-to-pit, and check that against the listing- you can also hit the ‘contact seller’ button in the left hand page nav to jump to chat with the seller, they are mostly at least helpful and the automatic translation seems to work ok (though I do still type in simple English for it).

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks, I will do that. I ordered a clothing tape measure that should arrive in a day or two so I'll use that.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


I live in the frozen north and yo this looks convenient as hell

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

So far, I've only posted items I'd recommend, but I guess a sour apple once in a while is ok for variety: the Skmei 1488. It is a solar digital wrist watch, with some nifty functionality like a compass.

If only the compass worked. Mine consistently gave readings of only 2xx degrees, no matter the heading.

I gave it to a friend of mine, it seemed to work otherwise and has some other features such as pace counter and metronome, but I wanted the compass. I suppose I will have to consider if it is worth it to plunge for a Casio or some other brand that can actually put a solar compass watch together.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


:yikes:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

cumshitter posted:

Thanks, I will do that. I ordered a clothing tape measure that should arrive in a day or two so I'll use that.

I wish you'd ordered it from AliExpress so we could go deeper down the rabbit hole

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





What in the actual gently caress is this? It's kinda mesmerising.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s a Kanye video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

flashy_mcflash posted:

Not always, it varies widely from seller to seller. Sometimes you have to go up two or even more.

And sometimes the sizes even correspond to Western sizes. A large is a large, 32 inch waist is 32 inches, etc.

I've chosen clothes based on the sizing information given and sellers, after getting my measurements, have said it's too small. Go figure.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Thanks. I hate it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The visual design is completely wasted on Kanye, it would have worked so much better with Talking Heads or plenty of other 80's bands.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

nonathlon posted:

I've chosen clothes based on the sizing information given and sellers, after getting my measurements, have said it's too small. Go figure.

I looked at some jog pants on the store page and the 4XL (lol) size was 'waist80cm' but they looked like they had an elastic waistband so messaged the seller 'will they stretch to 95cm?', 'no sorry friend'

Went back a few days later and ordered them (they were only a tenner) and the seller messaged me again 'pants will not fit you are you buying for another person' but I ignored that and they shipped them out.

Pants in the post today, fit just nice on me; gamble successful :o:

Greatest Living Man
Jul 22, 2005

ask President Obama
:nws:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32811951476.html

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJIgOjD8gAk

There's a related vid where they put a chicken frank and cheese sauce in it when cooking and ngl would definitely eat.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

:stare:

I hope it's just bad phrasing

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."







Buy a dickwaffle maker.

For your brother. For your husband. For your boyfriend. For your parents. For your colleagues. For you.

Lead out in cuffs fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Oct 31, 2019

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
gently caress you, buy your own dickwaffle maker. This one's mine. :colbert:

(Honestly I'd consider it, if my apartment wasn't so tiny..)

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


if you click on that aliexpress link while signed in, there's a pretty high chance you will from now on be inundated with emails from dick waffle suppliers

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I looked at some jog pants on the store page and the 4XL (lol) size was 'waist80cm' but they looked like they had an elastic waistband so messaged the seller 'will they stretch to 95cm?', 'no sorry friend'

Went back a few days later and ordered them (they were only a tenner) and the seller messaged me again 'pants will not fit you are you buying for another person' but I ignored that and they shipped them out.

Pants in the post today, fit just nice on me; gamble successful :o:

Did a similar thing. Saw a jacket I liked, measurements suggested it would fit me, ordered. Seller messages me for my measurements then says it's too small. Ordered it anyway ... and it fits perfectly. Go figure.

EdgyCoffeeMug
Jan 11, 2019

I just ordered a 4$ anime t-shirt from Aliexpress.

Got an L. Really bought just for fun but if it actually arrives and survives the wash and fits me im going to wear it in public.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

r u ready to WALK posted:

:stare:

I hope it's just bad phrasing



No I’m pretty sure they meant semen resembling because that is clearly shaped like a dick and balls

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Former DILF posted:

No I’m pretty sure they meant semen resembling because that is clearly shaped like a dick and balls

There are two ways the sentence can be read.

Is it actual semen that resembles a dipping sauce, or is it a dipping sauce that resembles semen.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Put your mouth on it

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Former DILF posted:

Put your mouth on it

That doesn't help if either: a) you like a salty sauce on your waffles or b) your man-batter is exceptionally sweet.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




r u ready to WALK posted:

:stare:

I hope it's just bad phrasing



Some FYFF action going on right there.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

mehall posted:

There are two ways the sentence can be read.

A hyphen would really help there.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Trabant posted:

A hyphen would really help there.

Drizzled with semen resembling dipping-sauce?

IDGI

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





klafbang posted:

Drizzled with semen resembling dipping-sauce?

IDGI

semen-resembling dipping sauce

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

klafbang posted:

Drizzled with semen resembling dipping-sauce?

IDGI

Drizzled with-semen resembling dipping sauce

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
Drizzled? With semen, resembling dipping sauce!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

charity rereg posted:

Drizzled? With semen, resembling dipping sauce!

Basted by ejaculate adjacent side condiment

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I kinda knew where that was gonna go, but I'm still proud of you guys. Especially Mr. Hutz up there.

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