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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's better to think of it that way. The real answer is shameful as gently caress.

How I think I sound like talking about the game:



How I actually sound:



I have many wells producing many barrels a week.

BuT mY RaTiOs ArE WrOnG

Vasudus fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Aug 24, 2019

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Vasudus posted:

It's better to think of it that way. The real answer is shameful as gently caress.

How I think I sound like talking about the game:



How I actually sound:



I have many wells producing many barrels a week.

BuT mY RaTiOs ArE WrOnG

"I like to Stack...!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Aug 24, 2019

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Vasudus posted:

It's better to think of it that way. The real answer is shameful as gently caress.

How I think I sound like talking about the game:



How I actually sound:



I have many wells producing many barrels a week.

BuT mY RaTiOs ArE WrOnG

I feel attacked

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Can you stack your family

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Is this game multiplayer because I feel like watching you idiots out-factory each other would be some prime time hilarity

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

griefing would be too easy

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

imagine a nuke mod where you wait for vas to finally scratch his OCD (and probably autistic) itch and it takes like... 3 weeks for him to get everything right.

then you just nuke it to smithereens.

i'd pre-order that game.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

colachute posted:

imagine a nuke mod where you wait for vas to finally scratch his OCD (and probably autistic) itch and it takes like... 3 weeks for him to get everything right.

then you just nuke it to smithereens.

i'd pre-order that game.

or just change one tiny thing to lower his output and watch

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

(and then I bookmarked the production / layout calculator for tomorrow)

:cripes:

There's a WHAT?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nah, just tell him you did it and watch him search frantically for something that isn’t there :getin:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Remove one small conveyer belt somewhere.


V yeah that's much more insidious

Godholio fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 24, 2019

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

Remove one small conveyer belt somewhere.

downgrade one item to the lowest you can in the chain

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

orange juche posted:

Can you stack your family

Make sure the cashier is dead.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Godholio posted:

There's a WHAT?

Join me in the septic tank, why don't you

:unsmigghh:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Is this game multiplayer because I feel like watching you idiots out-factory each other would be some prime time hilarity

*puts on liberterean hat*

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

downgrade one item to the lowest you can in the chain

Ice cold.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Butts posted:

or just change one tiny thing to lower his output and watch

I'd increase his output and watch him lose his poo poo as he tries to find why his calculations are off

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I'd increase his output and watch him lose his poo poo as he tries to find why his calculations are off

omg thats even better

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

i don't understand most of these suggestions but i support them all 100%

politics, yall

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Anything to watch smoke and sparks shoot out of someones ears as they realize that all the meticulous planning they've done is wrong

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





It's actually better when they realise their planning is right but the execution is wrong and they have to go through the whole thing piece by piece to find out why

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
i tell you what, this game does a really good job of pointing out that my basic arithmetic is horrible

if it's not in the 12x12 table of multiplication WELP it's calculator time, thanks public education

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Vasudus posted:

i tell you what, this game does a really good job of pointing out that my basic arithmetic is horrible

if it's not in the 12x12 table of multiplication WELP it's calculator time, thanks public education

thats most people man

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also just posting this here to keep it handy

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

thats most people man

oh yeah

it's just a pain in the rear end for this sometimes

i can't do basic multiplication and ratios to save my fukkin life

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i use my fingers when doing times tables you're fine

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

they mostly come out at night

mostly

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

orange juche posted:

Anything to watch smoke and sparks shoot out of someones ears as they realize that all the meticulous planning they've done is wrong

Oh hey it’s me when I play Settlers of Catan with my friends

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
JETPACK

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

orange juche posted:

Anything to watch smoke and sparks shoot out of someones ears as they realize that all the meticulous planning they've done is wrong

90% of gameplay in Tetris 99 after 50

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

There's a WHAT?

It was nice knowing you, you will be missed

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

90% of gameplay in Tetris 99 after 50

*Gets clean board right at the fifty players left prompt, immediately gets 12 lines*

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

SquirrelyPSU posted:

*Gets clean board right at the fifty players left prompt, immediately gets 12 lines*

tetris 99 is so god drat good

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

tetris 99 is so god drat good

"Oh hey I need to waste five minutes with minimal emotional attachment"

*t-spin.gif*

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I came in 2nd place 3 games in a row :suicide: made getting that theme fast, but god drat it.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

git gud scrub

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

colachute posted:

git gud scrub

:negative:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh, I see what the tool does. It's for perfectionists.



I solve all problems by simply making my factories bigger until I no longer have the original problem but a new, bigger problem.

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I usually just set a fixed number (90/120/180/270/etc.) and use it to figure out how many things I need. Like I don't care if things aren't perfect, but if I want to make 270 rubber per minute so I can feed all my other poo poo, I want to know real quick my options.

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