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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Moon Atari posted:

Probably talking a lot in single words and very short sentences, emoji or reaction images. Each text is a single utterance rather than a full conversation so it probably adds up pretty quickly.

50,000

Between two people though?

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
J.P. Morgan Chase...? :thunk:

Wikipedia posted:

JPMorgan Chase & Co. is an American multinational banking and financial services holding company headquartered in New York City.
:stare:

Banks & globalism are...good now?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Avirosb posted:

J.P. Morgan Chase...? :thunk:

:stare:

Banks & globalism are...good now?

We've always been at trade war with Eurasia.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Double post

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


"Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!", I scream as my country continues its unstoppable slide into kleptocracy.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

TontoCorazon posted:

50,000

Between two people though?

Yeah okay, I just looked up average amount of texts per year and that is a gently caress load of texts to have been exchanged between two people.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

poisonpill posted:

lol did anyone post the video of reporters in the White House yesterday yet (can't find a link to the video, sorry)? In his first public appearance since the shutdown, the President was asked about Mueller and just said "He'll do a good job" and "We'll see how it all works out" and "We're looking at a lot of things" as Hope Hicks scrambled back and forth in front of reporters, shooing them out of the Oval Office. Apropos of nothing, after a long pause, "There won't be a trade war, by the way!"

*chuckles and turns to the camera*
That's our Donny!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


mono posted:

*chuckles and turns to the camera*
That's our Donny!

"Well, with that FBI probe finally dying down, it looks like we'll all be able to take that vacation to Florida after all!"
"Hey, wait! Someone just tweeted that the original investigator was fired to stop him from looking into 'the whole Russia thing!'"
*Everyone turns to Donnie*

*credits roll*

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I asked this in the past when the Stormy Daniels thing first broke, are we going to see the "He's good for the country, it doesn't matter," "I don't believe this is true," or "He's a changed man" excuse? How will the moral majority react to another example of the dear leader being a fundamentally indecent man?

Well today I have witnessed one man rotate through all three excuses in two minutes
:chaostrump:
it's beautiful

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/24/politics/graham-evangelicals-support-trump-don-lemon-cnntv/index.html

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I say let the retard build his loving wall, let us keep the DACA kids, and shut the gently caress up about government shutdowns. gently caress they're so wishy washy about this crap and trying to one up each other thinking they're in house of cards or some poo poo when really it's house of piss babies

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dissapointed Owl posted:

Wait, did I miss Trump saying something boneheaded about the 11th school shooting this year?

that article title is a lol

This is deeply disturbing and disheartening as an HS teacher and this dumb dead country has sold its children's lives to a lunatic cabal of gun advocates and white supremacists itching for a chance "to exercise their freedom."

Not an lol :smith:

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

TulliusCicero posted:

This is deeply disturbing and disheartening as an HS teacher and this dumb dead country has sold its children's lives to a lunatic cabal of gun advocates and white supremacists itching for a chance "to exercise their freedom."

Not an lol :smith:

Have fun!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Space T Rex posted:

why is trumps wife mad about the porn star thing? theres no way either of them have actual feelings for each other right? i assumed she knew she was a trophy wife and he was just a bank account #

Melania is a cuck.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Next trump is going to take away abortions and instead of having anything to counter democrats are going to say "well what if we can just kill one babies" thinking it's good negotiating. Then everyone shits their pants

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Over There posted:

I say let the retard build his loving wall, let us keep the DACA kids, and shut the gently caress up about government shutdowns. gently caress they're so wishy washy about this crap and trying to one up each other thinking they're in house of cards or some poo poo when really it's house of piss babies

Can you imagine if they actually get the $20billion reportedly needed for this wall? How many shifty construction companies that formed in 2017 land the RFPs? They'll go through that money before finishing a mile.

And our balls will be howled over the existing fence.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

mono posted:

Can you imagine if they actually get the $20billion reportedly needed for this wall? How many shifty construction companies that formed in 2017 land the RFPs? They'll go through that money before finishing a mile.

And our balls will be howled over the existing fence.

They throw away more than that with our dumb military

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dissapointed Owl posted:

Wait, did I miss Trump saying something boneheaded about the 11th school shooting this year?

that article title is a lol

The UK has just stopped reporting on US school shootings altogether (or at least it never makes the front pages) because it doesn't even count as 'news' anymore lol

The stabbing in Germany was pretty big news though.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Over There posted:

I say let the retard build his loving wall, let us keep the DACA kids, and shut the gently caress up about government shutdowns. gently caress they're so wishy washy about this crap and trying to one up each other thinking they're in house of cards or some poo poo when really it's house of piss babies

Except that it's all bully poo poo happening. "Hey give me your shoes and and I'll quit punching you." *hands over shoes, keeps punching* "What shoes? These are my shoes, I said give me your pants"

What we need is a good ol' Mueller Falcon punch to blow the whole trump clan's balls into orbit.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Quote-Unquote posted:

The UK has just stopped reporting on US school shootings altogether (or at least it never makes the front pages) because it doesn't even count as 'news' anymore lol

The stabbing in Germany was pretty big news though.

It's baghdad market bomb levels of boring so yeah

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

poisonpill posted:

I asked this in the past when the Stormy Daniels thing first broke, are we going to see the "He's good for the country, it doesn't matter," "I don't believe this is true," or "He's a changed man" excuse? How will the moral majority react to another example of the dear leader being a fundamentally indecent man?

I've seen several people(including clergy insofar as megachurch preachers count) go with "the president isn't meant to be perfect, he's still doing god's work". Nevermind that everyone knows a democrat president could be literally Jesus re-incarnate and they would still poo poo all over him.

Quote-Unquote posted:

The UK has just stopped reporting on US school shootings altogether (or at least it never makes the front pages) because it doesn't even count as 'news' anymore lol

Mass shootings in the US are kinda like bombings in the middle east. Sure it's tragic, but it's been happening since forever and will never stop so it's not really news.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Wait, did I miss Trump saying something boneheaded about the 11th school shooting this year?

that article title is a lol

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/australia-enjoys-another-peaceful-day-under-oppressive-gun-control-regime/

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

Except that it's all bully poo poo happening. "Hey give me your shoes and and I'll quit punching you." *hands over shoes, keeps punching* "What shoes? These are my shoes, I said give me your pants"

What we need is a good ol' Mueller Falcon punch to blow the whole trump clan's balls into orbit.

Yeah I was thinking about that as I was typing. I guess when you get full control, what the point of offering your opponents anything other than to keep what they already have. Has this ever happened in a vise versa situation?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/956152943794847744

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

The thing that gets me about america is that you guys obviously have a loving sick, broken society. Stable, healthy people do not wake up one fine day and think"I'm going to massacre every living person I see with an AR15 today because I love my gun so much. It's not about the guns.
I get the gun control argument as just a simple, practical answer to stopping kids being lit up in their nurseries on a daily basis, but surely somebody in the gun control debate in America is mentioning that you'd still have all these broken, psychotic people?
Those people would still be massively hosed up; they just wouldn't have guns. That seems like such a typically american response to a systemic social issue - a quick fix that does nothing to address the underlying causes.

And you still get spree killings in places with lowish rates of gun ownership like China and Japan! Ut's just they go berserk with knives and slice people up on the subway.

lol?

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

lol people don't even want to visit.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/FrankRomano412/status/955911710191308800

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




America as one big Trump Hotel with the same satisfaction ratings :911:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

communism bitch posted:

The thing that gets me about america is that you guys obviously have a loving sick, broken society. Stable, healthy people do not wake up one fine day and think"I'm going to massacre every living person I see with an AR15 today because I love my gun so much. It's not about the guns.
I get the gun control argument as just a simple, practical answer to stopping kids being lit up in their nurseries on a daily basis, but surely somebody in the gun control debate in America is mentioning that you'd still have all these broken, psychotic people?
Those people would still be massively hosed up; they just wouldn't have guns. That seems like such a typically american response to a systemic social issue - a quick fix that does nothing to address the underlying causes.

And you still get spree killings in places with lowish rates of gun ownership like China and Japan! Ut's just they go berserk with knives and slice people up on the subway.

lol?

You basically need at least a generation of no Republicans sitting in local, state and federal legislatures to unfuck this whole nightmare. It's never going to happen. Might as well just apply the quick fix, especially since it has no down sides :shrug:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Repubs are aiming at that lucrative disaster tourism niche

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

communism bitch posted:

The thing that gets me about america is that you guys obviously have a loving sick, broken society. Stable, healthy people do not wake up one fine day and think"I'm going to massacre every living person I see with an AR15 today because I love my gun so much. It's not about the guns.
I get the gun control argument as just a simple, practical answer to stopping kids being lit up in their nurseries on a daily basis, but surely somebody in the gun control debate in America is mentioning that you'd still have all these broken, psychotic people?
Those people would still be massively hosed up; they just wouldn't have guns. That seems like such a typically american response to a systemic social issue - a quick fix that does nothing to address the underlying causes.

And you still get spree killings in places with lowish rates of gun ownership like China and Japan! Ut's just they go berserk with knives and slice people up on the subway.

lol?

Look, if those people deserved functioning mental healthcare they would've been born rich or into a first world country. these colors don't run USA USA USA!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Then why have foreign investment declined in US and UK in 2017

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


I watched Obama on that new Netflix Letterman programme and somehow he managed to talk for an hour off the cuff without saying anything even slightly retarded or incoherent. The magic of TV editing eh.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Durzel posted:

I watched Obama on that new Netflix Letterman programme and somehow he managed to talk for an hour off the cuff without saying anything even slightly retarded or incoherent. The magic of TV editing eh.

New challenge: Make Trump sound coherent via editing.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lol

"Pope says fake news is satanic, condemns use in politics" - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-fakenews/pope-says-fake-news-is-satanic-condemns-use-in-politics-idUSKBN1FD1D4

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Durzel posted:

I watched Obama on that new Netflix Letterman programme and somehow he managed to talk for an hour off the cuff without saying anything even slightly retarded or incoherent. The magic of TV editing eh.

Makes you wonder what kind of brain drugs the Deep State and Illuminati are giving him :grin:

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

communism bitch posted:

The thing that gets me about america is that you guys obviously have a loving sick, broken society. Stable, healthy people do not wake up one fine day and think"I'm going to massacre every living person I see with an AR15 today because I love my gun so much. It's not about the guns.
I get the gun control argument as just a simple, practical answer to stopping kids being lit up in their nurseries on a daily basis, but surely somebody in the gun control debate in America is mentioning that you'd still have all these broken, psychotic people?
Those people would still be massively hosed up; they just wouldn't have guns. That seems like such a typically american response to a systemic social issue - a quick fix that does nothing to address the underlying causes.

And you still get spree killings in places with lowish rates of gun ownership like China and Japan! Ut's just they go berserk with knives and slice people up on the subway.

lol?

You are kind of dumb. Better mental health treatment would be good, but the quick fix here would keep thousands of people alive. Why not done?


Also, for everyone currently worried about the us’ disturbing turn towards fasciscm i’d like to remind them that america has had a running concentration camp for 15 years now lol.

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe

I know it would be impossible but I'd like to see a list of all the big companies that aren't giving their employees anything after the tax cuts (like mine).

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:

I know it would be impossible but I'd like to see a list of all the big companies that aren't giving their employees anything after the tax cuts (like mine).

listofallamericancompanies.odc

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/956145944877297669

(Former Republican National Committee chair Michael Steele)

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Avirosb posted:

New challenge: Make Trump sound coherent via editing.

"Hello......I'm..... Donald J....... Trump. This is.......a great..... day. Good....bye."

It takes 9 hours of footage to get that.

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