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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Matrix is basically three things.
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:25 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 02:12 |
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The Matrix is a fine movie and I enjoy looking at lady's leather butts.
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:26 |
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Randarkman posted:Also if I remember correctly there's only one or two scenes that feature bullet time. Like most movies that introduced something which became heavily referenced and imitated in other movies the original usually used it sparingly and for effect rather than just because of a generally accepted fact that it's really cool. There are at least 4 Bullet time scenes*, more if you count scenes without bullets like the crane kick. There is the famous building top Neo bullet dodge. When Morphous gets shot in the leg. The subway fight. Neo finally becoming the One. *Paused or really slow and rotate around the action scenes. The scenes in Matrix works because they serve a function outside of looking cool.
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:28 |
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Well, it's been a time since I watched it. So I'll chalk it up to that.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Matrix is basically three things. This is exactly what I imagined it to be. Okay, now I'm excited but first I gotta watch the pilot of Twin Peaks with a person who's never seen it before and who can only follow TV shows with great assistance despite being otherwise intelligent. Can't wait for Game of Thrones to come back!
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:59 |
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Twin Peaks is awesome but you gotta go in with the idea that it's a slight parody of soap operas, while also being loving creepy and weird as poo poo. Jay is right, some of that poo poo is the scariest thing ever, and I saw this show first on Netflix waaaay after it came out. It came out a year before I was born, so I have no ties to it. But gently caress it gets incredibly dark.
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a bone to pick posted:There are a lot of "james bond but a kid" books, none of them are good. What about Baby Bond? Blofeld can have a kitten and everything. HoAssHo posted:Okay, now I'm excited but first I gotta watch the pilot of Twin Peaks with a person who's never seen it before and who can only follow TV shows with great assistance despite being otherwise intelligent. Can't wait for Game of Thrones to come back! That's going to be fun. I watched it when it came out, everybody was wondering what the gently caress it was. I'd love to hear how dated it looks now that more TV shows have high production values and look more like movies than three-camera TV shows.
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CelticPredator posted:Twin Peaks is awesome but you gotta go in with the idea that it's a slight parody of soap operas, while also being loving creepy and weird as poo poo. I rewatched it recently and it affected me a lot more now as an adult than it did when I watched it in the mid 90's on Bravo. Back then it was just, "oh cool, look at this weird poo poo" but I didn't really get it.
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# ? May 26, 2017 06:19 |
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I'm watching it now for the first time and it's just random scenes of goofy people set to 50's lounge music. When does the alien death cult show up?
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# ? May 26, 2017 06:28 |
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I started watching Twin Peaks. It's not as gay as I was expecting. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 10:08 on May 26, 2017 |
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PostNouveau posted:Watch The Matrix But then just make up your own sequels in your head it will be way better.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:41 |
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Sequels with chimps.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:43 |
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I don't see how anybody can complain about Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. He's absolutely perfect for the role, and he plays it just right. Neo is basically a blank slate, with curiosity and just enough anti-authoritarianism to get him into the plot. His journey over the movie is learning the reality of the world, the whole thing is Neo starting out as an empty vessel and becoming something new. It's not actually clear what he is, but it's clear that he is the catalyst of a great change. The entire concept of making a sequel to the Matrix was doomed from the start, because there's no real satisfactory answer to the question of what happens next. But seriously, The Matrix rips off The Invisibles so loving hard, like drat
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:06 |
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heh, look at all these fools who haven't seen Twin Peaks. All I can say is Jay and Josh's review is spot-on, second season is loving atrocious but the last episode is one of the GOAT.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:06 |
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The worst part about the Matrix is that it overshadowed the far superior Dark City.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:08 |
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Make a kids James Bond. Not even Spy Kids or Cody Banks, just like a complete story ripoff of Casino Royale except it's Uno they're playing or possibly go fish. The kids DO have real guns. However all romance story and scenes are dropped because that would be creepy. Yeah, let's make sure to take all the creepy stuff out. *Ties lil Bond to a chair naked and beats his balls for awhile and practically gets off from it* oohhboy posted:There are at least 4 Bullet time scenes*, more if you count scenes without bullets like the crane kick. Pretty sure it was the first time bullet time was ever seen, and it was used sparingly enough to keep it awesome. It's a shame the sequel opened with like 20 minutes of nonstop slomo, ruining the effect forever.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:12 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:Yeah, let's make sure to take all the creepy stuff out. If you were true vid-head like me you'd know it's first appearance was in Trancers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EZCMA76d8 What's weird is it's possible to argue that's not the only thing from Trancers to end up in The Matrix. I have no friends.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:22 |
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I guess the real true thing you can about the Matrix is that the Wachowskis are hacks who kind of accidentally made a pretty good movie.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:27 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:Pretty sure it was the first time bullet time was ever seen, and it was used sparingly enough to keep it awesome. It's a shame the sequel opened with like 20 minutes of nonstop slomo, ruining the effect forever. And right after that a crappy rave orgy in Zion that probably made the movie twice as bad as everything else.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:31 |
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HoAssHo posted:Somehow I've never seen the Matrix smdh It's excellent Sequels are poo poo, don't bother
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# ? May 26, 2017 09:13 |
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Randarkman posted:I guess the real true thing you can about the Matrix is that the Wachowskis are hacks who kind of accidentally made a pretty good movie. Speed Racer was damned good too
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# ? May 26, 2017 09:56 |
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Did anyone see the netflix series Sense8?? I think I cancelled my netflix subscription soon after.
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# ? May 26, 2017 10:16 |
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Its a drat shame that that iconic highway scene is in Matrix reloaded, an excellent action scene buried under 20 layers of poo poo
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# ? May 26, 2017 10:35 |
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surely we're only a few years away now from a Matrix reboot. cast some young buck as the new Keanu role. have Neo be an old dude living inside the matrix in the new Architect role print money
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# ? May 26, 2017 10:38 |
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wasnt there recently an announcement that a matrix reboot has been greenlit?
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starkebn posted:Speed Racer was damned good too This is incorrect It was a garish, incredibly ugly movie with literally no characters or plot to care about
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Fartbox posted:This is incorrect No
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# ? May 26, 2017 11:03 |
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The Matrix fell victim to that weird loving need to make things into trilogies. They could have done the entire "your revolt is just another method of control" thing in one movie, kept the cool poo poo like the fight on the stairs and the freeway scene and ended on a high note.
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# ? May 26, 2017 11:23 |
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You're wrong and I, am right
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# ? May 26, 2017 11:41 |
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starkebn posted:Speed Racer was damned good too As someone who hates every stylistic choice generally associated with anime, something about this movie really clicked with me and I enjoyed the hell out of it. I got it and kept it for several weeks until I was in the perfect mood to watch something like Speed Racer, and it was worth it.
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# ? May 26, 2017 11:50 |
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The biggest mistake of speed racer was the loving comic relief monkey and dumb kid.
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# ? May 26, 2017 11:52 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Did anyone see the netflix series Sense8?? I think I cancelled my netflix subscription soon after. I made it to the scene in the pilot where it opens with a soaking wet strap-on hitting the floor and two empowered lesbians start pillow talking.
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# ? May 26, 2017 15:31 |
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Sense8 was fun, but it needed more Sense8 antics.
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# ? May 26, 2017 15:38 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Did anyone see the netflix series Sense8?? I think I cancelled my netflix subscription soon after. I'm trying to watch Jessica Jones. I think it'd be a lot more interesting if she didn't have super strength and if there was a bit less crying.
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# ? May 26, 2017 15:39 |
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FrensaGeran posted:I made it to the scene in the pilot where it opens with a soaking wet strap-on hitting the floor and two empowered lesbians start pillow talking. so you didn't get to casual german dick or the MIND ORGY then
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vermin posted:I'm trying to watch Jessica Jones. I think it'd be a lot more interesting if she didn't have super strength and if there was a bit less crying. it's the same as all the marvel shows, it's fine for a few episodes and then gets boring as gently caress
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# ? May 26, 2017 15:47 |
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The special abilities in sense8 were kind of blah: Mexican dude: emoting, sweet abs Chicago cop: shooting black ppl Trans person: H4X0R African guy: drives a bus like a maniac Korean 98lb woman: knows kung fu Indian gal: basically the anarchist's cookbook Angry German: killing, invading poland Magic pixie icelandic: Spooky DJ powers
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# ? May 26, 2017 15:47 |
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They are rebooting the matrix. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/matrix-reboot-works-at-warner-bros-986292
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They are rebooting the matrix. "The idea of adapting The Matrix as a television series was nixed in recent months. But Warner Bros. sees a model in what Disney and Lucasfilm have done with Star Wars, exploring the hidden corners of the universe with movies such as Rogue One: A Star Wars Story or the in-production young Han Solo film. Perhaps a young Morpheus movie could come out of the exploration, as an example." We really need an Endless Trash smilie. Who's got 30 bux? "Sources say there is potential interest in Michael B. Jordan to star," https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4
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Kill me
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