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elise the great posted:Animals don’t really get a taste for human flesh— they get a taste for easy food sources. Tigers who learn to hunt humans, for instance, figure we’re easier to catch than anything hat can really run, and super visible to boot. You’d have to be easier to eat than a bowl of catfood to really tempt Raz. Exactly. If a tiger starts eating you just do this: https://i.imgur.com/hbTWzHE.gifv
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Self-quoting only for context; my post is not the funny quote. Discussion is about the whitewashing of history in certain board games.Jedit posted:Mombasa actually went further than that. I played a demo at Spiel and the demonstrator told us not once but several times that we weren't exploiting Africans, just conducting business. It was so ridiculous that it turned into a meme for our group to describe it in pitches as "it has a bit of hand management, a bit of area control and you're totally not exploiting Africans". canyoneer posted:Hand management was the Belgian strategy
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Schweinhund posted:[Hospital worker dumps a giant mound of ground beef a coroner's slab.]
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GobiasIndustries posted:So Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump walk into the bar. The camera zooms out, revealing that the trio are surrounded by bars. They are behind bars because they are war criminals. The Bushes are there, too.
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yeah actually they will posted:If we can teach even one GBS poster to feel empathy this whole forum will have been worth it folder posted:Psychologist: You are in a desert walking along and you look down. You see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over onto its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you are not helping. Why is that? ol yeller posted:GBS Superstar FartWafflePlus: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Hulk Hogan stomping all over the twin towers. I watched Lumpros Jr. take his first stab at Let's Play the Cutie Baby Ottoneko dating sim. I've seen the mod queue once, but it may only have been a dream. All those moments will be lost in time, like tear-
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china bot posted:
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quoting someone else quoting you to get yourself into the quotes thread a risky move, but i respect it
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It's always been perfectly acceptable to be part of the quote chain leading to the funny quote itselfcock hero flux posted:i respect it
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I actively disrespect it
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's always been perfectly acceptable to be part of the quote chain leading to the funny quote itself are you suggesting the funny bit is the emptyquote
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:are you suggesting the funny bit is the emptyquote
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tom cruise: whoah
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Nice.
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somehow I didn't see the post right above that one and thought he was talking about Jedit It's me, I'm the idiot on social media edit: I DISRESPECT MYSELF Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 20:28 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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Well I guess if you're the Gatekeeper...
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Buncha people competing to see who can say the least. It seems a bit early for the 2020 primaries, but then it always does.
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hello bartness my old friend
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bongwizzard posted:Once my sweet rear end fishing hat and pink sunglasses arrive I’m going to need some shirts to go with them. I think im finally ready to step up and get some investment grade Hawaiian shirts, but I’m uncertain where to look beyond Tommy Bahama. Can anyone recommend another brand to look at?
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cock hero flux posted:quoting someone else quoting you to get yourself into the quotes thread poo poo i kinda hosed up there. i made a rambling post about getting drunk and calling my gf a slam whale holy grail bc i like the expression very much and enjoy saying it (my gf did NOT enjoy hearing it) and the "funny forum quote" was china bot's reply: quoting me but changing my post to read "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM WHALE HOLY GRAIL" i didn't want to include my post bc it was long and incoherent and china bots post was the funny part but i guess my post was necessary for china bots to be fully understood & appreciated Gatekeeper has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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> Did the Romans have STDs or did we invent that later?Noblesse Obliged posted:They fiddled while pee burned
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Same thread:Noblesse Obliged posted:Veni, veri, ichi
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JediTalentAgent posted:To keep up the anime talk, you can get a lot of skeeviness in different shows in different ways. Blade Runner posted:I'm not sure how to respond to you saying "I watched a Japanese porno a while ago and it was pretty over sexualized imo" JediTalentAgent posted:When I first started watching it, though, I thought was maybe going to be more like a 80s/90s anime comedy that was going to have a lot more going on with the comedy or something. About 5 episodes in they changed gears and I thought it's going "Monster Girl SWAT team" show from now on! Okay, this is maybe more an anthology thing and they're moving away from the story about the harem anime and this is the direction its going to go from now on for a while. Blade Runner posted:It is an actual, legitimate porno I can't stop giggling at this person: JediTalentAgent posted:Funny you should mention that. I was trying to watch the first episode of some D&D styled anime a couple of nights ago because it sounded familiar, like it was based on a video game, and it started out seemingly innocent enough and then a literal tentacle attack happened and I'm like, "drat it, anime..." Blade Runner posted:Is this something you do often Goons Related bonuses from the same conversation thread: Blade Runner posted:"I've been watching this anime chick get reamed by tentacles for a couple hours now, when does the emotional journey begin???" Chomp8645 posted:Excuse me it's called hentai please stop saying "anime pornography". Blade Runner posted:A man stumbling Mr. Magoo style into a porn theater, wondering why Johnny Depp looks so much different in this version of Pirates of the Caribbean lohli posted:When I saw that Rapelay focused on a mother and her two daughters, I was excited to see that new narratives in videogames were being explored, I looked forward to seeing how a familial relationship could be explored in games going forwards, as well as how and to what extent a developer might choose to gamify social interactions in that setting. I was more than a little disappointed at the results, it was not the game I was hoping for.
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Pick posted:Same thread: When I was younger I remember thinking "veni, vini, veni." I came, I saw, I came (again). Then someone actually used that as their screen name somewhere, maybe on this forum or a diablo 2 forum. It really made me think, "wow there are retards out there just like me" and it really changed my perspective on life and now my life is filled with hope, magic, and wonder. Thanks for listening y'all.
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value-brand cereal posted:I can't stop giggling at this person: I didn't know Kurt Eichenwald was a goon.
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Krankenstyle posted:ill need a summary tia man repeatedly confuses pornographic cartoons with normal cartoons and watches through multiple episodes of girls getting railed by tentacle monsters while thinking "man, this sex stuff is a bit much, when are they getting to the plot?"
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cock hero flux posted:man repeatedly confuses pornographic cartoons with normal cartoons and watches through multiple episodes of girls getting railed by tentacle monsters while thinking "man, this sex stuff is a bit much, when are they getting to the plot?" thanks!
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Woops, wrong thread!
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Schrdinger's cat was a thought experiment created to show how absurd the commonly accepted version of quantum mechanics was at the time. SMBC is "I loving Love Science" for people who aren't awful enough for XKCD
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Improbable Lobster posted:Schrdinger's cat was a thought experiment created to show how absurd the commonly accepted version of quantum mechanics was at the time. So was Alice in Wonderland, iirc.
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