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S-so uh how about those Kickstarters? Here's a Kickstarter. For only $2 ($1 if you get in early) you can have your named carved into a tree and then have a photo of your name carved into the tree emailed to you. $6 to have another person's name and yours in a heart! And for those of you with deep pockets, it's only $20 to physically be there while your name is carved into a tree. What a deal!
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Having my name carved into a tree in rural Australia is an experience that can not be replicated anywhere else.
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We have trees in the city too He should've aggressively targeted this towards people living in the desert
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Aw man, I was expecting a traditional Oppression Cart.   Edit: we could hitch it to the back of that WW2 German tank that other guy was trying to kickstart! TetsuoTW posted:Stop being obtuse. He can't help it. I think that means you're being ableist?? I guess we should give you a card now???? Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 06:00 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Shield: The World`s First Signal Proof Headwear
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I don't understand, isn't silver the best naturally occurring conductor of electricity, wouldn't that have no effect on the signals?
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Unguided posted:I don't understand, isn't silver the best naturally occurring conductor of electricity, wouldn't that have no effect on the signals? They are probably going for a faraday cage type of thing.
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Why am I so sure that it's a project made by Russians?
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Bespoke artisinal tin-foil hats.
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Paladinus posted:Why am I so sure that it's a project made by Russians? Dunno if it is, but that one surely is: One of the most interesting PC devices in the market in recent years!
some guys from Moscow posted:to work with the old games, SenseFlow analyzes operative memory (RAM) Bonus points for your pitch JPEGs proudly featuring spellchecker underlining. Foglet has a new favorite as of 11:38 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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My Birdo cosplay is complete!
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That's Q Bert
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Why are they just taking pictures; that woman clearly needs help.
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Special air effects support for the most popular end epic games  Capacity with a smell which realistic feigns various smells while gaming or video! Vidgets! Good camera! Also I'm pretty sure there are legal requirements for saying the "process of an aromatherapy ... will allow people to get rid of various illnesses". Like actual real world laws, not IndieGoGo "guidelines". quote:And is SenseFlow really cool?
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What does that Russian thing even do? I thought it was a joke because of the obviously fake snuggie photo (old funny photo too). Does it generate smells? Paladinus posted:I hoped it was going to be a little fun card game where you can say you've triggered my oppression card and learn something about social justice or whatever.... Yeah, that sounds both terrible and insufferable.
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pretty sure those holographic buttons alone push this hot mess into obvious fraud territory, even without the dozens of other red flags
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Non Serviam posted:Yeah, that sounds both terrible and insufferable. Eh, slightly worse than Cards Against Humanity or other funny card games. At least it would be somewhat original. In fact, please support my kickstarter Cards Against Inhumanity that promotes equality and tolerance. I promise to use only the best memes.
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I was expecting Tumblr Mario Kart, not a bad card game.
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I was hoping My Oppression Cart would be a little Radio Flyer-esque cart that the triggered person could sit in and go ride off a cliff.
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i wish i could dream up a useless item that internet nerds would give me a million for. hats off to these shitheads.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i wish i could dream up a useless item that internet nerds would give me a million for. hats off to these shitheads. The My Oppression Card Project definitely won't raise millions and it probably won't even meet its funding goal at all: quote:30 backers
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i didn't mean those specifically i mean in general i see dumb "tech" useless things getting mad money.
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Hey goons support my new Kickstarter project to get my cards printed
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The FAQ posted:Signals will come thorugh other parts of skull - Many people are asking about signals that come through other parts of head and hit the inside of the reflective cap, then pass back through the brain a second time or stay inside and multiply their power - This is ridiculous. The signal is not a bullet and the hat is not a miracle. It`s like giving a question, "why do i feel cold in my winter jacket, it was supposed to protect me against cold and it comes thorugh my sleeves, top and bottom parts." Nothing is one hundred percent and everything depends on other factors. But in any case, you are not going to freeze in that winter jacket
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I still think a lead-lined hat would work better.
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Suggest the person wears a full suit of lead-lined clothes, and for extra safety they should jump into a lake because water shields from radio waves.
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Here's an awful kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2050848594/redefining-italian-luxury-watches?ref=home_popular There's nothing really wrong with these watches. They're just regular-style cheap quartz watches with $10 movements in them, but the advertising is berserk and they've somehow soaked nearly 5,000 rubes for about 750,000 Euros.
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Otisburg posted:who wears a watch anymore? I have a nice DKNY watch I bought from a crackhead for $20 that I wear when I'm going to job interviews or dates.
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Otisburg posted:who wears a watch anymore? I wear a watch to work, but that's it. So mostly no one.
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Otisburg posted:who wears a watch anymore? I do, they're more convenient than phones when you want to check the time and they hardly ever run out of batteries. I like the Casio F91-W because it's cheap and does the things I just said.
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Otisburg posted:who wears a watch anymore? Or people desperately wishing they were people richer than you. Either or.
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Poor/ignorant people can't read analog clocks, it's pretty funny
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Otisburg posted:who wears a watch anymore? I don't have a phone or a watch I'm also extremely tight-fisted (heh... fisted)
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There's one reason I've considered getting a wristwatch: Apparently "what's the time" is a not uncommon overture to a phone-snatching. However I am a big guy, who doesn't go out much, in a safe part of a mid sized city, with a lovely phone, so... eh.
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If you can't tell what time of day it is by just smelling the level of locust pheromone in the air, you're basically a bitch.
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lmao get the gently caress off this page if you do anything but shamble out from underneath a bridge moaning "what year is it? what year is it??" to passing cars. y'all are supposed to be GOONS, what the gently caress is this talking to people poo poo??
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:lmao get the gently caress off this page if you do anything but shamble out from underneath a bridge moaning "what year is it? what year is it??" to passing cars. y'all are supposed to be GOONS, what the gently caress is this talking to people poo poo?? A bridge? Look at Mister Fan C. Pants over here! Real goons live under overpasses.
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Peanut President posted:A bridge? Look at Mister Fan C. Pants over here! Real goons live under overpasses. those are just bridges for cars idiot
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