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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Humboldt Squid posted:

#cookingwhilehigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPIMOzK9G8

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The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare


Makes me laugh every time. I love the part at the end when they swirl the camera around the drink and it looks like leafy piss water.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
jesus christ

Lime, rose's lime, sour mix, and sprite. gently caress you.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SenseLess posted:

I find this picture a little unsettling:



They are about to turn into trees

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

jesus christ

Lime, rose's lime, sour mix, and sprite. gently caress you.

I like sweet and citrus flavors and I just cried a little.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
To me the best juleps are whiskey sno cones like that Jim Ross looking guy on youtube made.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


LMAO a drink isn't strong until half of it is booze. A couple little squirts ain't nothin.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

A couple little squirts ain't nothin.
Phrasing!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I'm reaaaaaally surprised that a man who mixes a 'Macho Mojito' sounds like a teenager.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



So, we're posting cooking videos now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4E3WjNufA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk

Not really anti food porn (I want to try that chicken and pears thing now), but hey - one's dangerous and the other is filmed on a potato - close enough.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Took me a minute to realise it's Christopher Walken and not someone doing an impression.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The Duke posted:

Makes me laugh every time. I love the part at the end when they swirl the camera around the drink and it looks like leafy piss water.

I linked that to a buddy who is the definition of a Southern Gentleman and a Dandy, minus the Confederate heritage BS I want to add, and that vid almost killed him.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

So, we're posting cooking videos now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4E3WjNufA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk

Not really anti food porn (I want to try that chicken and pears thing now), but hey - one's dangerous and the other is filmed on a potato - close enough.

The rugs in this video are magical.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



MariusLecter posted:

The rugs in this video are magical.

That's just a kreosan thing. I'm pretty sure they have them there to cover the various bullet and shrapnel holes in their house. Given that they live and film in an active war zone, and you can usually hear gunfire and shelling in the background.

So really, despite playing with fire, chemicals, electricity, and open magnetrons, it's not even a blip on their day-to-day risk profile.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Rugs on walls is an Eastern European thing.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Took me a minute to realise it's Christopher Walken and not someone doing an impression.

That's just how people from there sou-oh hey it's chris

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

So, we're posting cooking videos now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4E3WjNufA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk

Not really anti food porn (I want to try that chicken and pears thing now), but hey - one's dangerous and the other is filmed on a potato - close enough.

I'm guessing it's his signature dish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mWtlkRqhU

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

I am legitimately angry at this video.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it only takes a few minutes to make your own god drat whipped cream god DAMMIT

edit:"don't use imitation whipped cream, use the real cool whip"

i can feel the anger rising in my gut

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ&t=660s

Pomp has a new favorite as of 08:38 on Jan 30, 2016

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Otana posted:

I am legitimately angry at this video.

You can just tell at the end where he looks away from the camera and shakes his head after taking a bite... oh, so many words captured in a single moment.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


If I had money to waste I would do a trip report on this, but the student in me is cringing at the thought. I hope someone is able to step up to the challenge.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Pomp posted:

it only takes a few minutes to make your own god drat whipped cream god DAMMIT

edit:"don't use imitation whipped cream, use the real cool whip"

i can feel the anger rising in my gut

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ&t=660s

apparently this guy bragged about choking out his son

maybe he's actually just trying to kill people??



Cute as heck has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Jan 30, 2016

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

The way he aggressively maintains eye contact while eating and going "MMMMMMMMMM" is just really uncomfortable.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Aunt Myrna is clearly just trolling us all, and I'm contemplating changing my username to Party Cheese Salad because it makes me giggle like a child.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

"party cheese" sounds like a drug euphemism people would use in a after school special

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I did this when I was a kid, making pizza as well. My mom was surprisingly not angry because she thought it was hilarious but I was traumatized

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I'm sure a tower of deep fried lobster would be bomb but holy poo poo can it be ugly.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

diabeetz posted:

I'm sure a tower of deep fried lobster would be bomb but holy poo poo can it be ugly.



That lobster died a death of being crushed by ground-up flax seed :magical:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I know he was gross but I also wanted to bite Pizza the Hut when I was a kid

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012


I just realized, he looks exactly like a microwaved Tostino's pizza.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

diabeetz posted:

I'm sure a tower of deep fried lobster would be bomb but holy poo poo can it be ugly.



i am unhinging my jaw and preparing to swallow whole, as would an anaconda

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

diabeetz posted:

I'm sure a tower of deep fried lobster would be bomb but holy poo poo can it be ugly.



Is that lobster pad thai? Because holy poo poo would.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
What is the shredded stuff on top of the lob pile?

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
Cabbage, I think.

The stuff it's sitting in, crushed cornflakes and shoestring fries?

clammy
Nov 25, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

Clammy Russian may be the worst name for drink.

I think that's a good name for a drink,

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

pienipple posted:

Cabbage, I think.

The stuff it's sitting in, crushed cornflakes and shoestring fries?

Crushed toasted peanuts and bean sprouts I'd wager.

This I dub the Stoned Thai.

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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Not sure about roasted banana and loose corn.

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