Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:05

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Ricotta, honey and fruit pizza

# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Quiet Feet posted:

It is. They're adorable when they're young. Then you come home six weeks later and your front door leads out through the kitchen window, the kitchen window leads into the crawl space, the crawl space is accessed through the vanity mirror in the bathroom, and the shower emits anti-gravity teeth which are chewing a hole in your ceiling. At that point most people just flush the poor things when they should never have had them as pets to begin with if they weren't ready for the responsibility.

Honestly they're boring pets anyway. they spend most of their time sleeping.

And this is why they haven't taken over the world yet. Fuckers are smarter than most people and they don't even have brains. One day they're going to wake up and organize and then we'll get overthrown just as we deserve.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:25

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Golem II posted:

Ricotta, honey and fruit pizza

Maybe?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:58

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Golem II posted:

Ricotta, honey and fruit pizza

Would enthusiastically.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:01

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I love fruit and cheese so much. I am so hungry right now. drat.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:13

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Golem II posted:

Ricotta, honey and fruit pizza

This is loving delicious though?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:18

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Golem II posted:

Ricotta, honey and fruit pizza

gently caress you for making this known but not near me

# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:35

Sanguinary Novel: Jan 27, 2009

Darkpenguin posted:

Plus, a white russian made with coconut milk is better than your standard white russian.

I need to go to the store immediately

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:05

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Is that like a White Cuban or something?

e: nope, guess not

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:07

HP Artsandcrafts: Oct 3, 2012

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:41

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

The gently caress are those green and red things

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:44

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AnonSpore posted:

The gently caress are those green and red things

Probably no slip feet on the cutting board.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:51

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Same

# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:56

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Atticus_1354 posted:

Probably no slip feet on the cutting board.

.....ohhhhhhhh.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:08

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Atticus_1354 posted:

Probably no slip feet on the cutting board.

Jesus Christ

# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:32

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

#cookingwhilehigh

# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:34

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Atticus_1354 posted:

Probably no slip feet on the cutting board.

I thought they were some candy and that white stuff is melted icing or something.

Uuugh melted cutting board. Time to buy a new oven

# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:45

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

That's a lot of cum!

# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:12

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

I suddenly have a craving for After Eights.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:17

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

wheere's the rest of the pizza

# ? Jan 28, 2016 09:10

Teach: Mar 28, 2008; Pillbug

I apologise if this is old news, and you've all seen it before, but I feel like a character in The Ring - I need to share it.

The Chickening.

:nws:

for language, and meat'nveg between the legs nudity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17pORf_iE4 :nws:

# ? Jan 28, 2016 09:47

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

What is this? What happened.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:00

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Mymla posted:

What is this? What happened.

but for Peter North

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:03

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

but for Peter North

These are real books that exist. You can buy them on amazon.

:stonk:

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:09

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Mymla posted:

These are real books that exist. You can buy them on amazon.

Oh, that's nothing. There's a handful of the female equivalent on the market as well. It's bloody fascinating.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:26

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

I bet it is.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:30

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Mymla posted:

What is this? What happened.

5 posts above yours posted:

I thought they were some candy and that white stuff is melted icing or something.

Uuugh melted cutting board. Time to buy a new oven

# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:59

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I don't understand, how do you melt wood :confused:

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:12

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

I don't understand, how do you melt wood

Plastic cutting board.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:17

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Plinkey posted:

Plastic cutting board.

Jesus Christ.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:18

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Wanamingo posted:

but for Peter North

I want to buy one of these for a white elephant exchange.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:14

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

The Glumslinger posted:

I want to buy one of these for a white elephant exchange.

I like the way you think :evilbuddy:

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:18

ghost host: Apr 17, 2010; ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Not revolting or anything, but this video is a special kind of :effort:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7LgozspeTI

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:31

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Woodford Reserve Mint Julep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk57WmewiRA

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:33

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

diabeetz posted:

Not revolting or anything, but this video is a special kind of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7LgozspeTI

This lady should get tips on chopping up those carrots from the other lady a few pages back

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:37

Sanguinary Novel: Jan 27, 2009

Wanamingo posted:

but for Peter North

I feel really bad for the photographers for these books. "You're a food photographer? Great! I need you to make this jizzed on food look fresh and delicious!" Granted, it's probably not real jizz, but some poor sap had to figure this out.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:55

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Sanguinary Novel posted:

I feel really bad for the photographers for these books. "You're a food photographer? Great! I need you to make this jizzed on food look fresh and delicious!" Granted, it's probably not real jizz, but some poor sap had to figure this out.

I'm honestly curious as to how much is required for these things. Like how much fapping will I need to do to have a full cocktail party?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:00