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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
hey drunkos and winos

https://www.twitch.tv/twitchpresents

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

shyduck posted:

If John C Reilly is Morpheus then Will Ferrell's Neo

edit: John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule as Morpheus

Oracle Steve Brule

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
RDJ as Neo and the Rock as Morpheus.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

RDJ as Neo and the Rock as Morpheus.

i read that as rjd and totally agreed at first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSt1oEIshE

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dr Steve has movie experience already :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTv964yh2U

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Karl Urban for neo

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

Karl Urban for neo

And he never takes off his Dredd mask

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

And he never takes off his Dredd mask

would watch this film

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

And he never takes off his Dredd mask

realtalk this is the smallest thing but one of the biggest things i respect about the movie

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Karl Urban is the man

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Karl Urban is the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JFgxnWVBL4

Karl Urban is New Zealand's best export possibly ever.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Godholio posted:

RDJ as Neo and the Rock as Morpheus.

RDJ in blackface as Morpheus.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Steven seagal as the pilot

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





William shatner as the councillor

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

A Fraggle Rock Doozer as Dozer.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
James Woods as Agent Smith

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Barron Trump as Mouse

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Zoolander as neo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me

what






















WHAT

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me

Reloaded had better themes and set pieces for action, but the story suffered heavily because the Wakovski's can't be subtle to save their loving lives and it was a story that needed to be told without a truckload exposition and they figured that meant it needed a freight train's worth

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
So is it going to be written from a "woman's" perspective or are the wachowksis not working on it?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





the matrix starring iron maiden as a group of aging rockers who are sucked into the real world and have to dust off their fencing skills to save the world

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me

:staredog:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me
[autistic screeching]

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
is reloaded the one with the albino white dudes with bleached braids teleporting around?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is reloaded the one with the albino white dudes with bleached braids teleporting around?

yeah but it's also the one with monica bellucci or however you spell it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

yeah but it's also the one with monica bellucci or however you spell it

in like the one movie where she doesnt get her bazongas out

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

in like the one movie where she doesnt get her bazongas out

pretty much says all you need to know about how bad the wachosktwosgjgwokis are as directors

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

idc the freeway scene was loving dope

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Butts posted:

idc the freeway scene was loving dope

yeah but one awesome action scene isn't really enough to redeem a bad film in my books

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaq3mFrXy6Y

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Two Finger posted:

yeah but one awesome action scene isn't really enough to redeem a bad film in my books

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaq3mFrXy6Y

it was really awesome for a lot reasons. it's really the last action sequence i was blown away by.

im not saying there wasnt a lot of dumb poo poo in reloaded, i just think it gets a bad rap for not being the first

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
If you remove all the scenes outside of the Matrix itself, you have a much better movie

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
... what's your opinion on the Animatrix (Animated Matrix)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hot Karl Marx posted:

... what's your opinion on the Animatrix (Animated Matrix)

I know an anime trap when I see one

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I liked the animaniacs when I was a kid. Show was dope. Looking back at it holy gently caress it was full of innuendo on a massive scale.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It really is amazing what they got away with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hot Karl Marx posted:

... what's your opinion on the Animatrix (Animated Matrix)
Second Renaissance is cool, I didn't really care for the other stuff though

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hot Karl Marx posted:

... what's your opinion on the Animatrix (Animated Matrix)

i liked what they tried to do, there was some cool concepts

second renaissance was cool

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Emma Watson boobs reportedly leaked. Not linking.

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