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Barudak posted:We eventually settled on the sentence "Guy rear end sexed us" 
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sneakyfrog posted:biggus dickus Blade Runner posted:Biggus Dickus Stop laughing!!
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Romanes eunt domus
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Lol, dicks
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We were required to all translate songs into Latin for a project and the one kid who didnt pick a rap track got the poo poo bullied out of him. For the record, I Like Big Butts and Cannot Lie was more complicated to translate than you might expect, while Big Poppa end up being easy because like half the words have no cognates.
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Dec 6, 2018 23:01
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Haifisch posted:[OR] Porn star using wife's name as alias and receiving some mild harassment. Is it possible to force/threaten the woman into changing her alias? My wife, who has the very common name Kandy Lust...
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Dec 6, 2018 23:01
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My hot sexy wife that I love, Riley Reid,
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Fatkraken posted:Then they all get up and walk away from the cliff, not angry but disappointed
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Dec 6, 2018 23:41
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I just wish there was something my wife, Mann Dingo, could do about this.
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Haifisch posted:[OR] Porn star using wife's name as alias and receiving some mild harassment. Is it possible to force/threaten the woman into changing her alias? "Hey, you need to change your alias you use for work because it's the same as my alias I use for work!"
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Dec 6, 2018 23:46
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My SO is receiving someone else's mail. Should I litigate?
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Araenna posted:"Hey, you need to change your alias you use for work because it's the same as my alias I use for work!" It's because she does porn which makes them see her as not being a real person
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My (33 M) wife (32 F) thinks I may be sexually attracted to our catquote:First things first, I have a very sensitive penis, it does not take much for me to get an erection, a gust of wind has done it before (I'm not kidding). It's something I've learned to live with and it's useful in other situations. My wife has always assumed that this reaction is exclusive to her and I've never corrected her, probably my first mistake. Cat sexy. So what? Besides, all you have to do is crawl around on the floor and meow till your erection goes away.
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Dec 6, 2018 23:58
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The bad news is you are an idiot, the good news is Benedict Cumberbatch will play you in the romcom based on your life.
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Dec 7, 2018 00:00
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Buy her a set of cat ears? This will simultaneously exacerbate the problem and fix it as well.
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Barudak posted:The bad news is you are an idiot, the good news is Benedict Cumberbatch will play you in the romcom based on your life. You posted bad news twice.
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Dec 7, 2018 00:07
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quote:I am in no way sexually attracted to and have never had sexual thoughts about my cat. Most people that feel that way never find themselves needing to bring it up. Yet here we are.
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Overdrift posted:My (33 M) wife (32 F) thinks I may be sexually attracted to our cat quote:She then started quizzing me about why I had an erection and instead of just saying it's because I have a very sensitive penis I started making up a story about being reminded of her using a vibrator because the cat was buzzing (purring) and the noise was similar, she looked confused and like she wanted to ask more but didn't. 
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Overdrift posted:My (33 M) wife (32 F) thinks I may be sexually attracted to our cat Better get that dong under control before you have kids otherwise this conversation would have a very different tone. e: also lol at the idea of getting hard by literal wind being "useful". Seriously,. please explain how that is a useful skill. Xik fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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Haifisch posted:[OR] Porn star using wife's name as alias and receiving some mild harassment. Is it possible to force/threaten the woman into changing her alias? Good luck. I can't tell you how often clients ask me if i'm that cumshitter, from the rear end Sploogers series.
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Well, are you
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Zzulu posted:Well, are you
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Yes, but it's rude to ask.
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Do you know the cumshitter from the hemorroid fetish scene, rouge splooge?
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Rondette posted:I have been binge watching 'I shouldn't be alive' on YouTube, this one really struck me. It's ok to find the predicament a bit funny as they are alive to tell the tale, but imagine going on a scenic first date up to the top of a mountain via cable car and then your date thinks he hears a waterfall so drags you off to find it and then you get totally lost, and you have nothing on you other than a camera and some lip balm and warm weather clothes. and nobody knows you are missing. You have to huddle for warmth with some guy that you barely know, and who got you into this situation in the first place.
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I used to have that problem with my penis, but then puberty ended
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I'm in London and was reminded of you. 
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Haifisch posted:[OR] Porn star using wife's name as alias and receiving some mild harassment. Is it possible to force/threaten the woman into changing her alias? There's a porn star with my name. When I worked at a porn shop in college, we had a poster of one of her films up. It was...weird, but I never once thought of emailing the chick to be like, "hey my porny sounding real name is the same as your fake porn name, can you change it?"
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Tryke posted:I (19M) wanted to take my relationship with long-distance FWB (23M) to the next level, but his disturbing behavior is making me have doubts tbh in this post you could have bolded "an artist" and I would have known everything I needed to know. Many self-professed artists are utter shitbags to other people and tend to be emotionally unstable. I say this a self-professed artist myself. I have an ex-girlfriend (now just a friend), whose relationship history consists almost exclusively of artists: DJs, musicians, sculptors, painters, writers and philosophers. All but two of them (me and her first bf) turned out to be either abusive or just incredibly self-centered and self-destructive. gbs but from 2004 posted:allow me to rephrase and make myself perfectly clear: Brutus: "Dad Gaius, so what"
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Beachcomber posted:I'm in London and was reminded of you. See why I want one so bad?! They're beautiful!
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Pick posted:See why I want one so bad?! They're beautiful! Yeah no poo poo wow. 
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I'm [23M] in an intimate, same-sex relationship, but i recently found out that he’s both Married & a local Priest. What shall i do?quote:Hi guys, I’m a black man in my early 20’s, i moved far away from home for University to live my truth & have a different experience with life. I ended up meeting a handsome older white man, who i got on with at a bar. I’ve never been so happy with someone in my life. Nonetheless, he’s always said he doesn’t want to be in public with me, so i decided one day to follow him & i ended up seeing his WIFE (who he kissed on the lips). And worst of all, he’s a PRIEST at the local Church. I’ve cut ties with him & he keeps trying to make contact. He says he loves me & i’m not experienced with relationships/love, so what do you guys think i should do? I’m so confused right now, i don’t want to ruin a marriage. Shall i let him explain himself, or just continue to ignore his calls and move on with my life? I have no one to confide in as i’m not fully out the closet. If you were more experienced in your relationships you would understand how normal this relationship is.
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Xenocides posted:I'm [23M] in an intimate, same-sex relationship, but i recently found out that he’s both Married & a local Priest. What shall i do? This but unironically
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Xenocides posted:I'm [23M] in an intimate, same-sex relationship, but i recently found out that he’s both Married & a local Priest. What shall i do? Bullshit. It is extremely rare for clergy to have sex with adults.
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Imagine being that dude from death mountain couple. He could never win after that, she could shut him down anytime. "Oh yeah, like when you thought you heard the waterfall??" I mean, she could be the nicest person ever but eventually she'd crack and hit him with that. I'm shocked they lasted 2 years.
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therobit posted:Bullshit. It is extremely rare for clergy to have sex with adults. Hes not a Catholic Priest so odds of being a pedo go way down, but hes British so the odss went all the way back up.
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My (28F) boyfriend's (35M) habit of picking his nose and eating his boogers is ruining our relationshipquote:Okay, before you call me irrational and petty, hear me out. For context, we've been together for 8 years and we've lived together for 4. quote:It's only really been a problem recently. He used to be very discreet about it.
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empty sea posted:Imagine being that dude from death mountain couple. He could never win after that, she could shut him down anytime. "Oh yeah, like when you thought you heard the waterfall??" If I were that dude it would take me a while to get over the shock of there being a second date after that experience.
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Xenocides posted:I'm [23M] in an intimate, same-sex relationship, but i recently found out that he’s both Married & a local Priest. What shall i do? Wasn't this chapter 4 or so of Trapped In The Closet?
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