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Plan Z posted:because straight avocados are pretty gross. for content, last week I witnessed a classmate microwaving a tupperware with spaghettiOs and two kraft singles on top. First time I've seen this thread come to life before my eyes.
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bringmyfishback posted:I wish I could go back in time and be snotty and ask if I can have a milk and a fruit, but no actual lunch. WHAT A GOOD IDEA. I got a Happy Meal the other day* and dipped all the remaining fries in mustard, so expanding the surface area of the potato would just make it better. *: I get a Happy Meal every single Monday, always with a toy. I have gone back to the cashier if I am given the "boy" toy.
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SLOSifl posted:Definitely. Pre-pickles are good shits. I'm glad this thread at least recognizes them as pre-pickles.
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I have access to Tater Tots at work tomorrow, I might just try them with mustard. Thanks thread!
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AnonSpore posted:I'm the guy who won't shut up about how much they hate I'm the thing in the picture jokes Welp, guess I'm never going to eat rice or octopus again. deadly_pudding posted:Yeah, if I'm being honest I make a pretty impure guac myself. I put minced onions in there, and like a shitload of curry powder. I know this is like the 'is pizza a sandwich' debate but at what point does something stop being 'guacamole' and start being 'avocado spread'? (Hint: it's when you add mayonnaise or loving curry powder to it.)
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cash crab posted:WHAT A GOOD IDEA. I got a Happy Meal the other day* and dipped all the remaining fries in mustard, so expanding the surface area of the potato would just make it better. 
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Picnic Princess posted:I have access to Tater Tots at work tomorrow, I might just try them with mustard. One of my most memorable culinary experiences was when I had been canoeing on a river for a week and we had lost a food barrel on day two and for some reason we had a lot of bagels, which all molded immediately. After five days of eating 2 saltine crackers per person for lunch, the woman who picked us up brought a bottle of yellow mustard and a bag of pretzel rods. It was the most delicious meal I can remember. Her name was Rosie and she was beautiful.
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Eponine posted:One of my most memorable culinary experiences was when I had been canoeing on a river for a week and we had lost a food barrel on day two and for some reason we had a lot of bagels, which all molded immediately. After five days of eating 2 saltine crackers per person for lunch, the woman who picked us up brought a bottle of yellow mustard and a bag of pretzel rods. It was the most delicious meal I can remember. Her name was Rosie and she was beautiful. If for some reason you ever go to Montreal, go to St. Viateur and just eat a raw bagel with mustard. Just do it. It's like dying and getting to heaven and finding all the lighters and balloons you ever lost.
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Plan Z posted:straight avocados are pretty gross. agreed, i only eat pansexual avocados.
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Picnic Princess posted:I know this kind of KD. It's when you don't add enough milk (or water if you're really poor) and it dries out and gets really sticky after 10 minutes. That's the best kind!
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AnonSpore posted:I'm the simple joke that continues to be overexplained I am the overexplanation of the simple joke that continues to be overexplained.
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Eponine posted:One of my most memorable culinary experiences was when I had been canoeing on a river for a week and we had lost a food barrel on day two and for some reason we had a lot of bagels, which all molded immediately. After five days of eating 2 saltine crackers per person for lunch, the woman who picked us up brought a bottle of yellow mustard and a bag of pretzel rods. It was the most delicious meal I can remember. Her name was Rosie and she was beautiful. Hunger and starvation scenarios are the best meals. Nothing tastes better than when you're honestly desperate for food. I had a mixed pot of fusili, canned tuna, sriracha, capers, and a bunch of other random food stuffs thrown into a late night meal after paddling over 30km through the desert in a day and it was the greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I'm tempted to try and make it again but I also know it was only amazing because I was desperately, sincerely hungry.
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SLOSifl posted:Definitely. Pre-pickles are good shits. My favorite non-pickle/munching directly on a raw one use for cukes. Make a big batch of a nice, really tangy italian. Pour it in a jar that has a lid. Start slicing tomatoes, onions and cukes and add to jar until full. EDIT: Close lid. Throw in fridge and let sit as long as possible. Grab a fork and go to it. Samizdata has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Feb 25, 2016 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Hunger and starvation scenarios are the best meals. Nothing tastes better than when you're honestly desperate for food. I had a mixed pot of fusili, canned tuna, sriracha, capers, and a bunch of other random food stuffs thrown into a late night meal after paddling over 30km through the desert in a day and it was the greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I'm tempted to try and make it again but I also know it was only amazing because I was desperately, sincerely hungry. Yup. When I was losing weight I described peanut butter as, "A religious experience." I still stand by those words.
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cash crab posted:WHAT A GOOD IDEA. I got a Happy Meal the other day* and dipped all the remaining fries in mustard, so expanding the surface area of the potato would just make it better. I'm actually disappointed you get a Happy Meal and not a Double Down.
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Wow, I am pleased with how many people approve of my mustardtots. Also, cash crab, if you ever find yourself in China, I will get a Happy Meal toy with you 
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cash crab posted:
Mmm, tonsil stones, my favorite.
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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Surprised pickled walnuts haven't turned up here before actually, they look disgusting but are amazing, I only ever have them at Christmas though
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I'm really curious about those walnuts. They look like they are shells and all- does the pickling process make them soft, or do you still have to crack them open?
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They're picked and pickled while they're unripe and the shells are still soft.
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bringmyfishback posted:Eating too much sugar-free candy causes some amazing poo poo. Literally. http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Jelly-Belly-Assorted-case/product-reviews/B0015DA1HI I ate too many sugar-free gummi worms one time while away for work. My hotel was right across the street from Kroger, and while I was picking up lunchmeat and stuff, I noticed they sold them by the pound. I love the hell out of some gummi poo poo, but sugar gives me hella heartburn, so I loaded up and happily munched on them for the rest of the day. Do not do this. I was sure I was gonna die. Honest to god, I was on the toilet for five or six hours with my phone in my hand with "91" pre-dialed for when I felt my intestinal walls finally give way. "Abdominal discomfort" doesn't even come close to describing my situation. "Abominable discomfort" is more accurate, but only if you imagine a team of tiny yetis playing tug-of-war with my insides. About two hours in, there was nothing solid or liquid left in me. Cacophonous farts would erupt from my rear end at random intervals, echoing off the dollar-a-square-foot ceramic tile--my butt was God if he a particularly bad upper respiratory infection, and was firing one of those huge gatling guns they put on planes. BAROOOOOM BWAABWAA BWAAABAROOOOppff BAROOOOOOWAAAA I think what really caused me to come to terms with my fate was remembering that I was born the same month and day as Elvis Presley.
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Picnic Princess posted:Hunger and starvation scenarios are the best meals. Nothing tastes better than when you're honestly desperate for food. I had a mixed pot of fusili, canned tuna, sriracha, capers, and a bunch of other random food stuffs thrown into a late night meal after paddling over 30km through the desert in a day and it was the greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I'm tempted to try and make it again but I also know it was only amazing because I was desperately, sincerely hungry. How do you paddle through a desert? on the topic of pickles: Mexican quick pickles are the best and I loved the place near where I used to live where the kitchen would send us out some of their family meal and quick pickles all the time while we watched soccer at the bar. That place ruled.
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Skinny King Pimp posted:How do you paddle through a desert? There's still rivers in the desert.
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bringmyfishback posted:Wow, I am pleased with how many people approve of my mustardtots. I've discovered Chinese McDonald's serves loose corn in a cup as a side for their Happy Meals.  Megabound posted:Actually, these are awesome, and thread suitable I'm sure they're delicious, but they look like something I have to eat in order to gain access to the Underworld.
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Nascardad posted:She said it not me deep fried Mauser pistol why is it wet FREE SPACE bad photography loose corn Bingo!
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 Traditional German pilgrimage cookies. Pretty tasty, if you like nutmeg.
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rotoscoped posted:
More like Buttmeg
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rotoscoped posted:
Gotta use yellow frosting to add a little ring.
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And a cherry.
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Picnic Princess posted:I know this kind of KD. It's when you don't add enough milk (or water if you're really poor) and it dries out and gets really sticky after 10 minutes. What is it with Canadians putting ketchup in their Kraft Dinner mac and cheese? It even ended up in that If I had a Million Dollars song.
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CannonFodder posted:What is it with Canadians putting ketchup in their Kraft Dinner mac and cheese? It even ended up in that If I had a Million Dollars song. Eh, it's really good with hot sauce or sriracha, I could see it being good with ketchup if you're afraid of the spicy.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:deep fried Mauser pistol  CannonFodder posted:What is it with Canadians putting ketchup in their Kraft Dinner mac and cheese? It even ended up in that If I had a Million Dollars song. 
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cash crab posted:I've discovered Chinese McDonald's serves loose corn in a cup as a side for their Happy Meals. Spain offers cherry tomatoes or carrot sticks in their Happy Meals. 
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deadly_pudding posted:Eh, it's really good with hot sauce or sriracha, I could see it being good with ketchup if you're afraid of the spicy. Seconded. Motion passed.
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CannonFodder posted:What is it with Canadians putting ketchup in their Kraft Dinner mac and cheese? It even ended up in that If I had a Million Dollars song. I guess I shouldn't mention my "poor man" Mac and cheese thing. If I don't have any milk, I have been known to add a little real mayo to it. Making it with all water really lacks creaminess.
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People get upset at some really dumb things, but I'm glad that someone is out there championing this
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