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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Ak Gara posted:

Wanna see him take those tiny shorts off.

[edit] Urm. You know what I mean.

Gonna just cut them off.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/6GZtJaW.gifv
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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/pZk5zQb.gifv

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I'm getting some 4 kings (dark souls) vibes from this.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I shouted at my monitor begging him to stop.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NO WAY! BOGUS!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://fat.gfycat.com/GiddySinfulAllensbigearedbat.webm

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



Now he should crack it open on his forehead.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

I have nightmares where this happens.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/UAzkghe.gifv

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Ow my teef

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Does he have a blonde mustache or what. I'm trying to figure out the white strip on his top lip.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

uuugh the worst part of burns like that is how you're burning up on the outside but you're freezing cold inside and you want a blanket but blankets hurt and make the outside burning worse.

what exactly are you supposed to do when burned like that, for real?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Bathtub full of aloe gel, immerse and don't come out until you're fully healed

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
http://i.imgur.com/1tggZDj.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That70sHeidi posted:

uuugh the worst part of burns like that is how you're burning up on the outside but you're freezing cold inside and you want a blanket but blankets hurt and make the outside burning worse.

what exactly are you supposed to do when burned like that, for real?

Go to a doctor since those look like they could be second degree burns. Also:

Bad Munki posted:

Bathtub full of aloe gel, immerse and don't come out until you're fully healed

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Bad Munki posted:

Bathtub full of aloe gel, immerse and don't come out until you're fully healed
just make sure some skin is bare, don't wanna skin suffocate

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

That70sHeidi posted:

uuugh the worst part of burns like that is how you're burning up on the outside but you're freezing cold inside and you want a blanket but blankets hurt and make the outside burning worse.

what exactly are you supposed to do when burned like that, for real?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

This guy is reacting to a burn the right way at least

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Classic fencing response, is this right after he got punched by that dude?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


bowmore posted:

just make sure some skin is bare, don't wanna skin suffocate

Okay but that's not a thing just FYI, unless by "leaving some skin bare" you mean, like, your mouth and nose, but usually failure to do that is just called normal suffocation.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bowmore posted:

just make sure some skin is bare, don't wanna skin suffocate

Seriously?

Should he also make sure to balance his phlegmatic humours, too?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

Seriously?

Should he also make sure to balance his phlegmatic humours, too?

Skin does breathe and excrete waste and stuff more than just holding your sorry guts in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_1NajgvvaY

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Gorilla Salad posted:

Seriously?

Should he also make sure to balance his phlegmatic humours, too?
yep, all four of them

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

syscall girl posted:

Skin does breathe and excrete waste and stuff more than just holding your sorry guts in

So why don't scuba divers die when they stay under water for long periods, oh lord of science? How does their skin breathe?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

So why don't scuba divers die when they stay under water for long periods, oh lord of science? How does their skin breathe?

I was afraid you would ask this and have a prepared response:

Firstly, skin in water falls apart relatively quickly. No way to do proper long term tests before it sloughs away.

Secondly, did you know that methane from unreleased flatus can build up in the bloodstream and eventually come into the lungs to be expelled there?

If you can fart out your mouth you can breathe through the vagina, QED

MagicAlex
Jan 6, 2007


This gif made me extra tense because I wanted to see what was going on in the one below it but I kept looking back up and oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no oh no oh it's okay.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

syscall girl posted:

I was afraid you would ask this and have a prepared response:

Firstly, skin in water falls apart relatively quickly. No way to do proper long term tests before it sloughs away.

Secondly, did you know that methane from unreleased flatus can build up in the bloodstream and eventually come into the lungs to be expelled there?

If you can fart out your mouth you can breathe through the vagina, QED
/

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Tumblr of scotch posted:

Not gonna lie, that's some impressive driving for a drunk guy.

Not gonna lie, this person deserves to be cut into a million pieces while still breathing.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



[url]https://giant.gfycat.com/FrighteningMedicalKoi.mp4[/url



modedit: sweet jesus that is a big .gif

Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:10 on Jun 2, 2017

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
thanks for the giant gif

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



You're welcome. :yum:

http://i.imgur.com/xIS1ax9.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Eh, sure.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
We need size limits again you fuckers

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