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Bobby Deluxe posted:WHO'S Grimer
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:19 |
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fuctifino posted:It's just one bad apple though... Qui custodiet ipsos nonces ?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:20 |
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smellmycheese posted:Straight out of politics and into a weekly column at The Mail. A merry go round of grifting me reading this post: lol that lumpy shadow can only be johnson lmao called it
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:21 |
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Can Boris use these press credentials to get back into Westminister now?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:22 |
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keep punching joe posted:Grimer People like Grimer
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:23 |
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Nah an op-ed columnist isn't classed as a journalist, even though I bet those hacks sign up to the NUJ.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:23 |
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https://twitter.com/LouisHenwood/status/1669473600468860930 Shocked I am.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:27 |
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If Johnson was a Pokemon he'd be one of those which is both ugly and senseless, like... I dunno, Sunflora?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:27 |
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i don’t think they do check backgrounds? they didn’t for me but that was many years ago
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:28 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:People like Grimer Is there a newgen pokemon that's just literally a sack of poo poo?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:29 |
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keep punching joe posted:Grimer
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:29 |
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Not really a reward for failure unless Johnson is considered to have failed. It's just the next thing to do, maybe as part of project become PM again, or maybe as part of project need cash now.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:30 |
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keep punching joe posted:Is there a newgen pokemon that's just literally a sack of poo poo?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:33 |
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He's more like Barney after getting thrown out of Moe's dot gif
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 10:37 |
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Comedy of the day is centrist Twitter claiming Keith was playing a forensic long game of 5D chess in mildly questioning Johnson during PMQs
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:07 |
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Lmao https://twitter.com/dandouglas/status/1669426241487753235?t=J1Xx1G7UD033DhOUhn3WtQ&s=19
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:09 |
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Beefeater1980 posted:we are a eusocial species Didn't 52% disagree?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:16 |
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Jel Shaker posted:i don’t think they do check backgrounds? they didn’t for me but that was many years ago They used to struggle to fill it and literally ring political party offices on the day and ask if any activists wanted to come. No clue if that's the case now. Become such a pantomime just like every high profile political show. They will probably be filtering for people that are as edgy as possible. Right edge only obvs.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:47 |
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My local area (Kent / East Sussex) has currently got water supply shortages, for the second time in less than a year. Loads of schools have had to close, supermarkets are restricting supplies of bottled water, and in general it's just a stressful cluster gently caress for everyone. You really feel like you're living in a country on the decline when you can't even take running water for granted. What makes it even worse is that Southeast Water are just blaming the public for being too profligate with water, rather than, you know, the fact that they barely maintain the supply network and have created literally no new reservoirs since they took over. Cunts.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:53 |
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aye the ground is parched and cracked and my water collection system hasn't gained anything of significance in a month forecast is luckily a few days of cloud and rain otherwise I'm gonna have to work hard to keep some of my new trees alive
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:58 |
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You mean the free market didn't work? That can't be true, Severn Trent created a new reservoir on the main road twice in the last three years when a pipe burst.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:58 |
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yes but what about the shareholders, they can't be expected to lose even a single penny of what they are owed. what are you, a communist?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 11:58 |
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Is a reservoir still a reservoir if its full of poo poo?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:03 |
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The Perfect Element posted:What makes it even worse is that Southeast Water are just blaming the public for being too profligate with water, rather than, you know, the fact that they barely maintain the supply network and have created literally no new reservoirs since they took over. Cunts. Really pisses me off. Me taking 20 minutes in the shower isn't really the problem, is it.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:09 |
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happyhippy posted:Is a reservoir still a reservoir if its full of poo poo? It's actually 97% water (don't ask about the rest)
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:09 |
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what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:10 |
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes Thinking.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:16 |
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Some of us don't move as zippily as the rest of you weird coiled spring shower freaks.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:17 |
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Some of us have a shower that's more like Stanley Johnson pissing off of a stepladder.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:20 |
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes 5 Darren Grimes
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:25 |
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The thought of doing one Darren Grimes in the shower, let alone five of them, fills me with horror
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:26 |
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Some of us have long hair to wash!
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:30 |
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes Please don't encourage goons to skimp on crevasse cleaning.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:36 |
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes I have 3 classifications of shower: - very quick 3 minutes, no hair washing, got to get out the door fast and overslept OR it's swelteringly hot, been out a lot, need a quick cool down - normal shower, 10 mins - includes hair washing one handed while holding on to wall bar like grim death with the other - working shower, up to 20 mins - as per 10 mins + face pack, leg shave etc.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 12:52 |
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https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1669671007223726081
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 13:02 |
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kecske posted:what are you doing in the shower that takes 20 minutes Mostly trying to wake up. Also if you have long hair then obviously showers are more time consuming, gotta condition properly to avoid Tetsuya Naito hair. Mine is silky soft and I'd like to keep it that way, even as it gets greyer and greyer
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 13:05 |
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As the article points out he did the same in 2018 when he resigned as foreign secretary and took up a column at the Torygraph. Didn't suffer poo poo then either.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 13:05 |
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Microplastics posted:The thought of doing one Darren Grimes in the shower, let alone five of them, fills me with horror Well I do admit there is a lot of thrashing about, shampoo bottles getting knocked over, and vomiting for the last two.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 13:12 |
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Lmao
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How does doing the same thing in an office prevent this
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