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Banned for home goo'n.
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Nov 11, 2023 02:16
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The tacos gave me really bad diarrhea
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Nov 11, 2023 07:29
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Pinche Rudo posted:The tacos gave me really bad diarrhea Lay off the Goo. Speaking of food, has anyone checked on the chickens in a while? We had 300 on board when we left, but I'll confess I've forgotten about them and assumed Dining and Greenhouse Dept would take care of them.
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Nov 11, 2023 17:36
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We’re down to about 17 and a half chickens. There might be more in some crew quarters since we can’t have cats or dogs onboard, but definitely not 300.
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Nov 11, 2023 21:32
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redshirt posted:So what brings you out here in the middle of space? I was on an EVA when my ship exploded for some reason and I've been floating ever since. I was on Callisto-7 headed out to help. Did I hear someone say taco night? Can I come in? There is some really weird poo poo out here asking me about granola and chives and I think the tether I shot at your ship is coming loose.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:13
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Yeah, this is OPS, can we get Docking Bay 2 to check the airlock for a person possibly attached by tether. Report back and do not open till confirmed.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:49
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redshirt posted:Lay off the Goo. Don’t tell me how to live my life!
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Nov 12, 2023 06:10
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Pinche Rudo posted:Don’t tell me how to live my life! You are crew on an 8 year mission. We tell you how to live your life all kinds of ways, many times, every day.
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Nov 12, 2023 06:23
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redshirt posted:You are crew on an 8 year mission. We tell you how to live your life all kinds of ways, many times, every day. Sounds like someone may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood
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Nov 12, 2023 06:25
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Want me to tie Xlorp to some fishing line and toss him out the airlock to get towed with that other chap from Callisto-7?
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Nov 12, 2023 06:57
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BigHead posted:Want me to tie Xlorp to some fishing line and toss him out the airlock to get towed with that other chap from Callisto-7? What does Goddess need with a spaceship anyway?
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Nov 12, 2023 07:12
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Hey, we hit Callisto yet? Just woke up from cryo, I got a very important data pack to give to the planet's inhabitants. Oh poo poo, my pod didn't activate. I see we are on the way home, ummm, cool. Who else thinks we are not going to find out about the galactic spiders folks on the way back?
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Nov 12, 2023 08:07
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BigHead posted:Want me to tie Xlorp to some fishing line and toss him out the airlock to get towed with that other chap from Callisto-7? Make it so
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Nov 12, 2023 17:37
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I just don't understand porn anymore
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Nov 12, 2023 18:15
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Outrail posted:I just don't understand porn anymore It's the future and we're in space. Open your mind.
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Nov 12, 2023 18:45
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redshirt posted:Make it so Urge to radicalize praxis intensifies
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Nov 12, 2023 21:09
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Xlorp posted:Urge to radicalize praxis intensifies Guards! Seize him! *Cough I mean, security to Main Lounge
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Nov 12, 2023 21:10
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In other news, our connection ping to Earth just went under 20 minutes!
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Nov 12, 2023 21:33
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Xlorp posted:Urge to radicalize praxis intensifies Because intense waves of Praxis go so well with spaceships. 
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Nov 12, 2023 22:33
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I've been working on my thesis, "Heat control regulation within habitats on and within ice surfaces"
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Nov 17, 2023 07:38
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I've been walking around the ship and seeing quite a few dead bodies, is there anyone left alive?
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Nov 17, 2023 08:27
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jizzy sillage posted:I've been walking around the ship and seeing quite a few dead bodies, is there anyone left alive? Spooky, eh? Would you like to know more?
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jizzy sillage posted:I've been walking around the ship and seeing quite a few dead bodies, is there anyone left alive? I am! And just a jolly as ever. Thanks for asking! This journey really is about the friends we made along the way. How are you doing? Still working on that crochet project? BigHead fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 17, 2023 |
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Nov 17, 2023 23:22
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It's true, we've lost many people along the way. And like, the day after a serious situation, maybe there are still some bodies yet to be taken to recycling. But it is slander to say there are dead bodies around and about on a regular basis. I take issue with that claim.
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Nov 18, 2023 00:51
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I've discovered over a dozen bodies down here on Callisto. Most appear to be extremely suspicious suicides, but all of them had signed onto a tontine last week so... not that suspicious. I'm marking them as 'abandoned post' so we get our accident and death free workspace bonus.
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Nov 18, 2023 00:54
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Outrail posted:Same down here on Callisto. Most appear to be extremely suspicious suicides and they all signed onto a tontine last week. I'm marking them as 'abandoned post' so we get our accident and death free workspace bonus. So, otherwise, how's it going back there? Good greenhouse production?
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Nov 18, 2023 00:55
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redshirt posted:So, otherwise, how's it going back there? Good greenhouse production? Fantastic production, figured out the secret to healthy composting. You might like to know there's only one surviving name on the tontine and they left with the ship. Deposit my cut or I'll give the soda machine access to bridge life support systems.
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Nov 18, 2023 01:10
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Outrail posted:Fantastic production, figured out the secret to healthy composting. So many of the once loyal crew have turned. It's a real shame.
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Nov 18, 2023 01:51
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Can we make this thing go faster? I wanna get to earth soon. I hear the food is better.
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Nov 18, 2023 03:07
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buglord posted:Can we make this thing go faster? I wanna get to earth soon. I hear the food is better. What kind of question is that?? No?
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Nov 18, 2023 03:54
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redshirt posted:What kind of question is that?? No? Are you sure? I've received a proposition from "Yum!" brands that could be very lucrative for all of us if we could arrange to speed the ship up a bit, and have our arrival home coincide with a certain sporting/advertising campaign.
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Nov 18, 2023 04:06
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Powered Descent posted:Are you sure? I've received a proposition from "Yum!" brands that could be very lucrative for all of us if we could arrange to speed the ship up a bit, and have our arrival home coincide with a certain sporting/advertising campaign. How much? I suppose if we had to we could jettison certain sections to lighten the overall mass
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Nov 18, 2023 04:15
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redshirt posted:How much? Like, dollars and dollars for each of us.
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Nov 18, 2023 04:19
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*Releases gas throughout LSS as I pass out
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Nov 18, 2023 06:27
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whats our fuel situation like anyone want to do some sight seeing?
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numberoneposter posted:whats our fuel situation like anyone want to do some sight seeing? I’ve been hanging out outside the ship and there are only 2 small leaks now. I fixed one when I got bored. Also there was some random explosion in one of the bays but it seemed under control. My diaper is full though I’m this suit
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Nov 21, 2023 00:34
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I kept hitting that light with a hammer until it stopped blinking I think we're good for a while now
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