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Aren't you supposed to meet the person you're sneaking in at the point of ingress? This avoids them looking like intruders and keeps other household members from subsequently assaulting them
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Subjunctive posted:If she were a white belt and he a brown belt, people wouldn't be saying he should only spar with white belts. Even if he wasn't a professional martial artist. Similarly nobody would tell a cyclist to always ride slower because his girlfriend wasn't as fast -- he'd be told to go slow when they were together, and balls-out in other races. ya but what will the internet think of my lower rating?!
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[quote="redditor" post="asdas"] score hidden] 13 hours ago Shirts 1-2 days Shorts 4 days Pants 6 days Underwear 2 maybe 3 days Socks barely 1 day. A lot depends on sweating but if it doesn't smell and doesn't look dirty then it's doesn't need washing. [/quote]
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Pick posted:I don't know how people can talk about not washing jeans for like 6 months because the idea of how bad they would rear end and pussy stink makes me want to gag. Throw your pants in the freezer for a couple of hours every two weeks and they come out smelling like they've been in the dresser the whole time. I'm not advocating wearing your pants for six months, it's just a neat trick I thought I'd mention.
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Oh God, the very concept of wearing the same underwear for three days straight
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Mirthless posted:Throw your pants in the freezer for a couple of hours every two weeks and they come out smelling like they've been in the dresser the whole time. How does that get mustard and chicken soup off them
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FishBulb posted:How does that get mustard and chicken soup off them Put a napkin on your lap you slob.
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Mirthless posted:Throw your pants in the freezer for a couple of hours every two weeks and they come out smelling like they've been in the dresser the whole time. If it's good enough for Anderson Cooper, it's good enough for me quote:Me [23F] How to tell future employers of my travel heavy lifestyle?  you wish
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Mirthless posted:Throw your pants in the freezer for a couple of hours every two weeks and they come out smelling like they've been in the dresser the whole time. Is your dresser full of fish and moose meat? 
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Leon Einstein posted:That's a pathetic post. Play video games with them so they might have sex with you? Ugh. How about accepting the fact that partners can have different interests, and don't need to do everything together? WampaLord posted:
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54 40 or gently caress posted:
This person just needs to go work in Europe, 5 weeks of vacation is like the bare minimum there apparently.
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Lol that person is going to get such a hard reality check. How do they afford their travel if they only work part time?
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Travel girl sounds like a real treat to be around.
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WampaLord posted:This person just needs to go work in Europe, 5 weeks of vacation is like the bare minimum there apparently.
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Mak0rz posted:Is your dresser full of fish and moose meat? If your freezer smells like fish and moose you need to clean your freezer and throw all that freezer burnt poo poo away Seriously your freezer should smell like nothing, you shouldn't put slimy packages in the freezer and bacteria doesn't grow at freezing temperatures. Freezers start to smell when things get left in them for a long time or grime builds up.
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Just like that chicks butt hole
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Mirthless posted:you shouldn't put slimy packages in the freezer
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Just like that chicks butt hole exactly. Honestly I don't see what the loving problem with this dude is: Just tell your girl her rear end stinks. It's going to be embarrassing but she probably doesn't even know this is happening so how is she supposed to do anything about it?
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Sorry your older brother is an idiot little dude
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Cryotherapy for b-hole stank?
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Pearnicious posted:Cryotherapy for b-hole stank? my new startup venture
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WampaLord posted:This person just needs to go work in Europe, 5 weeks of vacation is like the bare minimum there apparently. If she's European it makes some sense since it also seems a lot easier to travel. But the fact is it is so very cute to ask how you can get an entry level position that'll just let you jettison off for a week or two at a time and there's no compromise  Edit: she has said in the comments she didn't realize how entitled she sounded and realizes she has some growing up to do. Success story! 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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if it's a sweat issue she could legit try Glycopyrrolate, which might be the most effective drug i've ever taken when it comes to doing the thing it's supposed to do. It drastically cuts down the amount you sweat, to half or even less. Just don't do any yard work in the sun if you don't want to die from overheating
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Pearnicious posted:Cryotherapy for b-hole stank? Please don't post my farts
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Pearnicious posted:Cryotherapy for b-hole stank? Has there ever been a dignified soccer injury?
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Jeza posted:
Yeah I'm 100 pages behind but I have to comment on this. I was away for a week in the summer year between junior and senior year for a junior achieving convention .When I stepped off the bus my parents told me my best friend died the day I left in a car accident and the funeral was the next morning. Quite a few friends hated me since they thought that my parents had to have told me and I decided not to come back ( before mobile phones). To say that poo poo hosed me up for years would be an understatement.
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Everyone in this thread: see me after class  quote:Me [29M] with my GF [24/F] of 2 1/2 years, she trys to kiss after I finish in her mouth
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Gaunab posted:Everyone in this thread: see me after class So If she's forcing snowballing on him that's one thing but if she literally just wants to kiss after swallowing, wow, what a loving baby  I taste my cum on your breath!
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Lol, what a baby.
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She's forcing snowballing on him. It's literally the first line.quote:to be clear I don't mind her giving me a bj & then kissing, It's just have no interest at all in tasting my own cum after I cum in her mouth, which unless I'm pretty forceful to stop, happens if she doesn't stop. [after tonight I feel like this is a game for her] His last sentence makes it pretty clear, she's trying to force a sex act on him that he's not cool with. We usually don't care for people who do that.
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As long as you're not passing a load of spunk back and forth like sharing chewing gum, I don't really see the issue. Just ask her to spit/swallow or whatever and then kiss your girlfriend. She deserves it after sucking you off to completion.
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You too must suffer the consequences of the way cum tastes, motherfucker
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The last couple pages have been pretty hilarious in that what is usually called gamification being added to video games is ruining people's relationships. Uh oh, my girlfriend doesn't have a high enough shootmans credit score, time to  If you're too homophobic to receive a blowjob you don't deserve a blowjob.
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Even if he's big baby about it (and he is) he's right though, he shouldn't be forced into doing something uncomfortable
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Or if she is trying to full-on snowball him, just go with it and then spit it all over her face to establish dominance? And then, uh..open the relationship? Or maybe just stop cumming in her mouth if it's such a big deal.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Even if he's big baby about it (and he is) he's right though, he shouldn't be forced into doing something uncomfortable He also isn't entitled to blow jobs if he's going to be a huge dick about it immediately after. Edit: Okay, yeah, no forced snowballing, though.
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For those unclear about snowballing, let me be clear. He is okay with getting blown and then she spits/swallows and then he kisses her. She is coming up for a kiss with a mouthful of cum and wants to put it in his mouth. He has told her he'd prefer to not do this, but she keeps trying.
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He shouldn't be forced but I'm still gonna laugh that the guy can't deal with a little bit of cum-breath on his cock-sucking sweetie's mouth.
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Clark Nova posted:If you're too homophobic to receive a blowjob you don't deserve a blowjob. The gently caress is this poo poo
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