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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

TheJoker138 posted:

So you guys are telling me Greg Land probably drew that Mondo poster?

Nah, that doesn't look like a porn star.

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Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

Mister Chief posted:

Do you seriously think someone would be dumb enough to do that?

People do it all the drat time.

Edit: vvv Haha, the link for Mark Cherry is hilarious.

Cpt. Spring Types fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jun 16, 2013

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wolfsheim posted:

I think I saw the ultimate culmination of this when I saw the trailer for Getaway which clearly only exists for Selena Gomez to star in and seems to follow the same plot as that one John Cena movie where he has to complete various tasks for an evil mastermind who has kidnapped his wife.

Incidentally, that movie currently has the best Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Getaway_%28film%29

quote:

Though originally reported to be a remake of the 1972 film The Getaway which starred Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw,[1] the film is actually an original story.[2] It is also not based on The Getaway (video game) and the hit Mark Cherry single.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Codependent Poster posted:

Alex Ross is a homage. The Mondo poster is a trace. Just look at the hands and the fingers specifically.

I know that. I find both artistically bankrupt.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
They're all tracers:


Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mister Chief posted:

Do you seriously think someone would be dumb enough to do that?

Yes: http://jimsmash.blogspot.no/2008/06/more-greg-land-tracing.html

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Chief posted:

Do you seriously think someone would be dumb enough to do that?

Yes. In comic book land being able to deliver art on a deadline and at the suggestions of your superiors matters way more than actual artistic integrity, which is why shameless tracers like Greg Land or ridiculously inept people like Rob Liefeld get work.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Mister Chief posted:

Do you seriously think someone would be dumb enough to do that?

You don't know who Rob Liefeld is do you? He meets both requirements.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wolfsheim posted:

I think I saw the ultimate culmination of this when I saw the trailer for Getaway which clearly only exists for Selena Gomez to star in and seems to follow the same plot as that one John Cena movie where he has to complete various tasks for an evil mastermind who has kidnapped his wife.

I really thought it looked more like "a movie starring Ethan Hawke". There's also Jon Voight, but he's not fighting a breakdancing CGI dog.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The MSJ posted:

There's also Jon Voight, but he's not fighting a breakdancing CGI dog.

It's hard to think that Jon Voight won an Academy Award and has a CV stacked with incredible performances in incredible films. Going from Midnight Cowboy and Heat to this poo poo is pretty sad.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Yes. In comic book land being able to deliver art on a deadline and at the suggestions of your superiors matters way more than actual artistic integrity, which is why shameless tracers like Greg Land or ridiculously inept people like Rob Liefeld get work.

Is Rob Liefeld seriously still illustrating?

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

CPL593H posted:

Is Rob Liefeld seriously still illustrating?

If you can call what he does illustrating, then yes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Liefield loves him some superheroes with 28 pack abs and no less than 117 pouches located at random spots on their bodies.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Both homages are really boring and unimaginative.

You're loving blind if you don't recognize the Mondo poster traced Ross' piece directly.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Gonz posted:

Liefield loves him some superheroes with 28 pack abs and no less than 117 pouches located at random spots on their bodies.

My favorite thing is that hosed up Captain America he did where his pecs are larger than his head and somehow on a 90 degree angle from his chest.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Selena Gomez is actually a decent actor, I can see her having a good career outside of Disney instead of disappearing (Hilary Duff) or crashing and burning (Lindsay Lohan).

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Gonz posted:

Liefield loves him some superheroes with 28 pack abs and no less than 117 pouches located at random spots on their bodies.

And never any feet.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Terminal Entropy posted:

And never any feet.

I'd say Liefeld's characters look like they've been doing a bit of the old foot binding, myself.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider

CPL593H posted:

Is Rob Liefeld seriously still illustrating?

Liefeld just ran a successful Kickstarter for a new run of Brigade. They even all have feet!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
One-armed Burt Reynolds has one demand.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CPL593H posted:

My favorite thing is that hosed up Captain America he did where his pecs are larger than his head and somehow on a 90 degree angle from his chest.

It got translated to real life.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Frostwerks posted:

I also remember watching a lot of loving lovely Hulk Hogan videos as a child.

There is a Baywatch episode with Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage. Them wrestling Ric Flair for the deed to a youth club/gym is the B-plot for a very special episode about skin cancer. I poo poo you not.

Also, some short film posters:


I don't know if this film is good or not but I really like the poster. The tagline is pretty cliche though.


I'm not sure what this film could be about, the poster isn't really making it clear enough for me.


No comment.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Angry Birds: The Font (The Movie)

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Why does that thing have a prolapsed rectum for its mouth?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I'd buy a Man of Steel poster if only it had that guy in the foreground from Action Comics #1 on it.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

CPL593H posted:

My favorite thing is that hosed up Captain America he did where his pecs are larger than his head and somehow on a 90 degree angle from his chest.

In case anyone was wondering what he meant:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

^^^ There's a hilarious animated version of that somewhere, and I can't find it. If anyone has better luck, please post it.

Robert Denby posted:

Why does that thing have a prolapsed rectum for its mouth?

Because it saw the movie.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
I love Captain America because his whole story is "Dude who does steroids before everyone else" and yet he still gets in the Avengers.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Jedit posted:

^^^ There's a hilarious animated version of that somewhere, and I can't find it. If anyone has better luck, please post it.


Because it saw the movie.





Bonus naked/skeletal view:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Thanks, but that isn't the one. I'll see if anyone on the forum where I found it knows where it is.

E: Found it!

Jedit fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jun 17, 2013

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Terminal Entropy posted:

And never any feet.

Liefeld, about a year or two ago, illustrated a Deadpool story in which, at one point, Deadpool is pursued by a van that, for whatever reason, had a giant foot on it.

At least the man can poke fun at himself.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Davros1 posted:

Liefeld, about a year or two ago, illustrated a Deadpool story in which, at one point, Deadpool is pursued by a van that, for whatever reason, had a giant foot on it.

At least the man can poke fun at himself.

That kick starter he did, one of the reward tiers is a signed pouch.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Skwirl posted:

That kick starter he did, one of the reward tiers is a signed pouch.

If I thought Liefeld ever drew models from life, I'd say he had enough of them to go round.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Madkal posted:

In case anyone was wondering what he meant:



I'm not a comics guy so I'm only just discovering the horrors of these terrible artists thanks to this discussion. The Porn Tracer, Mr Anatomy... Holy hell they suck.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Jedit posted:

Thanks, but that isn't the one. I'll see if anyone on the forum where I found it knows where it is.

E: Found it!



I think I'm stealing this as an avatar. It's too good.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

They're all tracers:



There's a difference between a trace and a homage to an iconic cover.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Red Bones posted:


No comment.

Based on the thumbnail, I thought this was an odd new Studio Ghibli film. Then I enlarged it :stare:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Frostwerks posted:

I also remember watching a lot of loving lovely Hulk Hogan videos as a child.

Any involving meat shoes?

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Selena Gomez is actually a decent actor, I can see her having a good career outside of Disney instead of disappearing (Hilary Duff) or crashing and burning (Lindsay Lohan).

Hilary Duff did the right thing and married a hockey playing Canadian millionaire and gave him a blowjob on a hotel balcony.

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...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

sbaldrick posted:

Hilary Duff did the right thing and married a hockey playing Canadian millionaire and gave him a blowjob on a hotel balcony.

According to Disney War, Duff's downfall was largely the result of her overbearing stage mom loving around with Disney execs and generally being a horrible leech until they got fed up with her bullshit, fired Duff, and made Kim Possible because it was easier to control (and replace) an animated character than an actual human.

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