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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

neutral milf hotel posted:

congrats! people are gonna get "ascended" today, what ever that means

https://twitter.com/sandiawisdom/status/1444271891498348548

:worship:

What happened in 2019

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

that lavender p'nti looks like a margarita glass

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 197 days!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

What happened in 2019

aliens smoked some people up, just like this time

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

neutral milf hotel posted:

that lavender p'nti looks like a margarita glass

that p'nti is baked as gently caress

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Photographic evidence that birds love weed

e; f lol beaten haha

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh it's about balloons. here I thought the aliens were starting the rapture

https://twitter.com/sandiawisdom/status/1444287903069245443

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
am I the only one that think p'nti is pronounced "peanutty"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

neutral milf hotel posted:

am I the only one that think p'nti is pronounced "peanutty"

well now you're not

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I'm going with it's pronounced as if it was some swahili group kind of word

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


p-niddy

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Pooky posted:

I can't find the post, but earlier someone recounted seeing a UAP with a ring of dead birds over a lake or cabin and afterwords their partner freaking out about it and demanding they sleep. This merkabah stuff seems very bird-with-bird-ring adjacent.

lmao which group of special kids did you rile up

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

Oh good lmao

https://www.today.com/popculture/tv/demi-lovatos-hunt-ufos-says-saw-things-cant-explain-rcna2449

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


neutral milf hotel posted:

am I the only one that think p'nti is pronounced "peanutty"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

neutral milf hotel posted:

congrats! people are gonna get "ascended" today, what ever that means

https://twitter.com/sandiawisdom/status/1444271891498348548

:worship:


For twenty years I've wondered if people like this believe what they're posting in some way or if they think people following them will enjoy a little alien face in the morning or what

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

what song tho?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

hype hype hype!

https://youtu.be/YXh8DYEyZBI

i mean just look at this guy, you know poo poo is getting real

https://youtu.be/M7vlHM1zal8

Inspector Hound posted:

For twenty years I've wondered if people like this believe what they're posting in some way or if they think people following them will enjoy a little alien face in the morning or what

my impression is that blue aliens lady is a believer to some degree but also just wants to bring some whimsy to the world, and that anjali is absolutely sincere in believing what she claims

Wheeee has issued a correction as of 18:09 on Oct 2, 2021

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Egg Moron posted:

What is the best ufo podcast?

The Saucer Life is chill as hell.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

that barney looking purple alien looks absolutely ripped lmao

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Missionary Positron posted:

The Saucer Life is chill as hell.

this is the correct answer but tends to disengage folks looking for "current information" because its solely an examination of older saucer literature. but still.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
ok, hyped

Wheeee posted:

i mean just look at this guy, you know poo poo is getting real

https://youtu.be/M7vlHM1zal8
lmao wtf

edit:
extremely same thought

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Delta-Wye posted:

ok, hyped

lmao wtf

edit:
extremely same thought


looks 45 sounds 15 is 36

truly a gifted man

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

the latest American Horror Story is about birds and appears to be hitting all the mythos classics, with Eisenhower meeting aliens and cattle mutilation and ufos stopping cars and poo poo. unfortunately it's also loving terrible to the point of being unwatchable and I turned it off after 20 minutes

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OUtl3WJpsA

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

my bony fealty posted:

the latest American Horror Story is about birds and appears to be hitting all the mythos classics, with Eisenhower meeting aliens and cattle mutilation and ufos stopping cars and poo poo. unfortunately it's also loving terrible to the point of being unwatchable and I turned it off after 20 minutes

Gaaah it sounds perfect no spoilers I'm still like six seasons away

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

hello thread, how are you? i am fine thanks, have some Lue

https://youtu.be/bGZ0PqRTvDk

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Wheeee posted:

hello thread, how are you? i am fine thanks, have some Lue

https://youtu.be/bGZ0PqRTvDk

interesting channel full of sketchup videos. what a weird world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGZ0PqRTvDk&t=308s

this is absolutely the chuddiest subject ever

Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 01:42 on Oct 3, 2021

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Wheeee posted:

hello thread, how are you? i am fine thanks, have some Lue

https://youtu.be/bGZ0PqRTvDk

Delta-Wye posted:

interesting channel full of sketchup videos. what a weird world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGZ0PqRTvDk&t=308s

this is absolutely the chuddiest subject ever

lol this interviewer

asked lue about his flag

keeps coughing and sniffling into the mic lol i wonder if he's taken his horse paste yet

he doesnt want people to use UFO news to spread their green new deal lies

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lol he asked lue if he knows his own lawyer

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh it's about balloons. here I thought the aliens were starting the rapture

https://twitter.com/sandiawisdom/status/1444287903069245443

https://i.imgur.com/aZy2JGF.mp4

Can't wait to be abducted and have the first thing I hear be "You're gonna extract him?"

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

:tinylue:'s policy of accepting every invite to talk that he receives finally backfires

also lol that Lue has a genuine American flag that flew over gitmo on his wall

Wheeee has issued a correction as of 03:19 on Oct 3, 2021

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


The Saucer Hovers posted:



that was me. your title is dumb pooky.
Between Contact and Starship Troopers, all I can say for sure is that if we ever make contact with extraterrestrial intelligence, Jake Busey should be taken into protective custody for his sake and the sake of humanity as a whole.

Bob Socko posted:

I just watched my first episode of Ancient Aliens. Are there any sites/whatever that filter out the crackpot stuff and leave the “well he’s got a point” bits?
Once you filter out all the crackpot stuff, there isn't anything to make a point about. It's the absolute bottom of the barrel even when it comes to pop "science"

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

This is the best Lue interview yet, he looks like he's dying inside trying to dance through an insane libertarian minefield

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

apatheticman posted:

what song tho?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Dh5QoXv2c&t=246s

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Wheeee posted:

:tinylue:'s policy of accepting every invite to talk that he receives finally backfires

also lol that Lue has a genuine American flag that flew over gitmo on his wall

a man who owns multiple sentimental flags decides that the one commemorating when he worked at the torture base on cuban soil needs to be dead center in the background of all of his interviews.

this would be the setup to a funny joke ~20 years ago. maybe the punchline even :psyduck:

i wonder if :tinylue:
would waterboard little grays
for freedom and stuff

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Delta-Wye posted:

i wonder if :tinylue:
would waterboard little grays
for freedom and stuff

abso-loving-lutely, yes.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Log082 posted:

abso-loving-lutely, yes.

more like abso-loving-:tinylue:tly

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


blatman posted:

more like abso-loving-:tinylue:tly

drat it

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
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elaboration has issued a correction as of 00:57 on Apr 24, 2023

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Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



blatman posted:

more like abso-loving-:tinylue:tly

nah hed grill them some juicy burgs and excellent whiskey

hes earths honeytrap

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