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i like holding doors open for people and allowing them ahead of me with the phrase "age before beauty!"
hashtag 1920sIceBurns
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Jan 16, 2015 18:37
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 06:27
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- City of Glompton
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*in robot voice*
"The door is ajar. The door is ajar."
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Jan 16, 2015 18:38
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- Diqnol
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"This doesn't mean I like you." I say, removing my knight's helm.
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Jan 16, 2015 18:43
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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inviting the prospect of a terrible comeback own if they say "pearls before swine!"
hashtag 1920sIceBurns
thats not what that means
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Jan 16, 2015 18:52
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- Lil Cunty
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hold the door until right when they're at the threshold and then yell "TOO SLOW" and slam it in their face
hold the door open until they're at the threshold and then let go of the door to slick back your hair, wink and walk away while it hits them in the face
make wooooOOOOooooo noises while you hold the door so they think they're walking into a haunted house
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Jan 16, 2015 18:58
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- FartGhost
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if they don't say thanks push them back to the other side and say "then do it yourself rear end in a top hat"
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Jan 16, 2015 19:03
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- Tsinava
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by Ralp
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i open the door fo rthem and then grunt and fart as loud as possible as they're walking in while staring at them in the eyes
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Jan 16, 2015 19:05
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- dogcrash truther
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"This doesn't mean I like you." I say, removing my knight's helm.
Good advice: dress for the door you want (drawbridge) instead of the door you have (screen door)
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Jan 16, 2015 19:15
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- FartGhost
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after someone walked through the door yell "we got him" then quickly shut the door behind them
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Jan 16, 2015 19:44
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- Klimpy Borf
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oh. oh im sorry here you can go first. no actually i was going in a different direction and not in this building.
*breathes heavily and goes to post about spitting mad game at that female*
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Jan 16, 2015 19:47
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- dogcrash truther
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after someone walked through the door yell "we got him" then quickly shut the door behind them
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Jan 16, 2015 20:04
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- Hometown Slime Queen
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the GOAT
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*makes eye contact with woman heading towards door*
mmhehe hi ma'am here you go...
*sweats*
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Jan 16, 2015 20:06
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- nullEntityRNG
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Mostly pseudo-random.
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Stare hard in their eyes as they pass you by and whisper behind them, "Wake up. Please- wake up."
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Jan 16, 2015 20:10
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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hold the door until right when they're at the threshold and then yell "TOO SLOW" and slam it in their face
hold the door open until they're at the threshold and then let go of the door to slick back your hair, wink and walk away while it hits them in the face
make wooooOOOOooooo noises while you hold the door so they think they're walking into a haunted house
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Jan 16, 2015 21:12
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- nomadologique
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DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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you're mine now
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Jan 16, 2015 21:12
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- sexy young infidel
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Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
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whispering Nice rear end retard
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Jan 16, 2015 21:12
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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is it ok if i open the door for you?
Obtaining consent is always cool.
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Jan 16, 2015 21:27
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- Dr Cheeto
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(as they approach the open door) oh yeah baby don't stop I'm almost there
(as they walk through) uh uh unfhhhhhhhh
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Jan 16, 2015 21:32
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- Diqnol
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That'll be three fifty
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Jan 16, 2015 21:36
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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Jan 16, 2015 21:40
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- gnarlyhotep
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by Lowtax
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thank you for shopping at walmart
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Jan 16, 2015 22:01
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- ilikedirt
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king of posting
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do pull ups on the door frame blocking the door and tell them to cheer u on or u wont let them pass
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Jan 16, 2015 22:32
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- nomadologique
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DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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say gandalfs lines from lotr while doing it
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Jan 16, 2015 22:33
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- ilikedirt
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king of posting
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say gandalfs lines from lotr while doing it
but enough about your sex moves ........
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Jan 16, 2015 22:39
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- nomadologique
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DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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i am a servant of the secret dilz wilder of the didlo of ardor your libido has no power here skanky pants you cannot pass!!
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Jan 16, 2015 22:45
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- gnarlyhotep
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by Lowtax
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say gandalfs lines from lotr while doing it
pedo melons a mean ho
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Jan 16, 2015 22:46
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- DONKEY SALAMI
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donkey? donkey?
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Good dogs go in
Bad dogs go out
Then hit them with the sexy smile
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Jan 16, 2015 22:58
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- hawowanlawow
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"thanks"
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Jan 16, 2015 23:05
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- naem
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"I have a nine inch long penis"
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Jan 16, 2015 23:10
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- DONKEY SALAMI
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donkey? donkey?
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If they're fat
"One at a time"
If a family with kids say in a teacher voice
"This is just like semen enters a vagina. And a baby is made"
Whisper "I'm a sex offender"
When they turn and ask whst, say "I said watch your step"
As they start to walk away, whisper "cause I'm a sex offender"
Best if done by girls
Yep goofing around trying the get motivated for gym
DONKEY SALAMI fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 16, 2015
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Jan 16, 2015 23:15
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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haha if there a girl you can say something like "i want to sex" hjahah
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Jan 16, 2015 23:42
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- ilikedirt
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king of posting
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haha if there a girl you can say something like "i want to sex" hjahah
lmf. ao
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Jan 16, 2015 23:44
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- Diqnol
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Me opening the genital trap door on my overalls: Ladies first
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Jan 16, 2015 23:48
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- ulvir
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let's see some more suggestions that has nothing to do with sex/sexual assault/related 
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Jan 17, 2015 00:09
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- Megaman's Jockstrap
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What a horrible thread to have a post.
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"they're waiting for you Gordon"
As they walk through, let go of the door, walk right behind them for a few steps, lean forward and speak directly into their right ear
"in the test....chamberrrrrrrr"
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Jan 17, 2015 00:10
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- ChrisHansen
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Suck my damn balls.
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Bodily insert yourself into a group of people far from your own age, stop them all and say "holy poo poo guys I love doing this!" Throw open the door with as much enthusiasm as you can muster. Watch the door slowly close on its own, staring in awe.
Thank everyone for their patience and go on your merry way.
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Jan 17, 2015 00:12
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 06:27
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- treasure bear
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*looking up admiringly at the door, stroking it*
this door has a great opening-closing motion, sturdy without being too ridged, weighty, the smooth action of the hinges is sublime. you should try it some time rear end in a top hat
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