cool things to say when opening the door for someone

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"bros before hoes"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:18

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:05

tao of lmao

m'lady

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:18

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"I wanna do it!"

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:20

tao of lmao

hold your hand out and cough suggesting-ly, awaiting a tip

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:21

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"dont go in there"

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:21

tao of lmao

WetNightmare posted:

"dont go in there"

and while you do this wave your hand in front of your nose

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:22

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

open a door a tiny portion of the way and make them force their body through

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:23

treasure bear

oh this? i just wanted to see what this door looks like when it's open

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:24

tao of lmao

"have you considered the importance of gaming journalism and why we must remain vigilant in keeping it ethical?"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:25

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"let the building eat you"

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:25

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

cut them off so that both your bodies try to go through same time take a step back apologize and repeat

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:26

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

awkwardly lie down in their way and push the door open with your feet

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:28

WindmillSlayer

hold the dorr shut

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:29

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

edit: beaten few posts up

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:30

treasure bear

WetNightmare posted:

"let the building eat you"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:30

tao of lmao

follow them in and close the door quickly "FOOLS, YOU'VE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP!"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:31

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

politely open a stranger's front door for them

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:33

treasure bear

*holds open door that won't swing back on its own anyway*

hahaha sucker

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:35

Piso Mojado

"Don't let the door hit yah where the good Lord split ya"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:37

Piso Mojado

*Guy approaches*

"Ladies first"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:38

TheButtMAaster

one time I held the door open for a dude in a wheelchair and then I remembered that he could just push the open door button and so I didn't open the next set of doors for him

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:39

tao of lmao

*quietly* "tittayyys"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:39

Piso Mojado

*waits till the are through the door and then slumps back and cups hands around eyes like binoculars*

"Deeeeaaaaaaammmmn guuurl!"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:44

verily carefree

OPENING POD BAY DOORS

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:46

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

"Two will enter, one will leave."

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:53

Koishi Komeiji

Th-thank you for the s-sex we just had. It was g-good :blush:

# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:53

dogcrash truther

WetNightmare posted:

"let the building eat you"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:17

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

your welcome

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:18

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Squeeze their rear end and bring them in for a sweet embrace

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:19

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

just hold out your hand and clear your throat

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:28

tao of lmao

Hugh Malone posted:

just hold out your hand and clear your throat

Dont bully me! posted:

hold your hand out and cough suggesting-ly, awaiting a tip

it was like the third post man why you gotta steal my suuuuper easy joke?

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:29

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Dont bully me! posted:

it was like the third post man why you gotta steal my suuuuper easy joke?

I'm sorry, I missed it

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:34

Afro Doug

i usually trip them and say "haha, enter much?"

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

EN-TER THE 36 CHAMBERRRRSSSSSSSS

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# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:41

tao of lmao

Hugh Malone posted:

I'm sorry, I missed it

it's ok it just means you're good at making easy jokes!

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:46

tao of lmao

but also bad at reading

# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:46

kidfresca: You're kidding, right?

John Lennon, Singer of The Beatles. He wrote the song "Imagine" and was shot and killed some time in the eighties.

Fuck has the WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!