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joke_explainer


:synpa:

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Are you implying that all murderers are insane and/or that insane people are murderers

every last one. just look at any cop show. they are catching serial killers every week :ohdear:

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joke_explainer


no, tho, I just assume that's the only explanation as to why he hasn't posted. He must be dead.

BIG BIC SQUAD
Serial killers aren't necessarily insane, they just lack feelings of guilt

Piso Mojado

thepiratebae.se posted:

post you're dick or face the consequences

google THIS

geez op get a new cable from RadioShack or something

nvm no cake

hi, op here. i still cant find my cable, so im making one by hand. currently stripping the copper from the pipes on my hot water heater for the insides of the cord. after this i'm going to melt down some stuff for rubber insulation. sorry for the delay

Koishi Komeiji




"There has been too much stalling. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just post your dick. Give me your dick, balls, pubes, and the whole pubic region, and I'll spare your account. Just post your dick and we'll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just post your dick and there will be an end to the horror."

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Koishi Komeiji posted:


"There has been too much stalling. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just post your dick. Give me your dick, balls, pubes, and the whole pubic region, and I'll spare your account. Just post your dick and we'll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just post your dick and there will be an end to the horror."

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
You've been working out koishi, and it shows.

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Piso Mojado

Koishi Komeiji posted:


"There has been too much stalling. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just post your dick. Give me your dick, balls, pubes, and the whole pubic region, and I'll spare your account. Just post your dick and we'll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just post your dick and there will be an end to the horror."

lmbo

Tebulot

im hip now bois

GEExCEE posted:

Let's C the D, OP

FluffieDuckie

i'm starting to think this thing didn't really happen


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

google THIS

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm starting to think this thing didn't really happen

please just let me keep it alive in my mind a little longer I'm not ready to face reality yet

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Koishi Komeiji posted:


"There has been too much stalling. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just post your dick. Give me your dick, balls, pubes, and the whole pubic region, and I'll spare your account. Just post your dick and we'll give you a safe passageway in the forums. Just post your dick and there will be an end to the horror."

*just walks away*

Tebulot

im hip now bois

I wish I wasn't as excited as I am to see a dick but I am :cmon:

the unabonger
lets watch some wang

the unabonger
peek at the penis

the unabonger
scrutinize the scrotum

the unabonger
contemplate the cock

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Op is a cock tease

joke_explainer


BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Serial killers aren't necessarily insane, they just lack feelings of guilt

Yeah, I'm sure there are lots of well-adjusted serial killers out there

google THIS

every time I see this thread with only a couple of new posts I know I'm going to be disappointed again

Miss Psychosis

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Serial killers aren't necessarily insane, they just lack feelings of guilt

How are you this bad at psychology?

Al Borland

by XyloJW
Here's Dick!

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google THIS

Al Borland posted:

Here's Dick!



goddammit al

Lil Cunty


coworker: ok, big boy whip it out

op: *displays malformed Cheeto peen proudly*

coworker: uh...oh. oh.

op: it gets bigger if you smile at it

coworker: what

op: try it. smile and give it a little thumbs up. that makes it really big

coworker: like this?

op: whooooaa I can feel it getting huge. hold this sign while I grab my camera


ty crap

ty landy

verily carefree

Theres a few things we dont kind to around here, traveller. Racism. Misogyny. And cockteasing.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

google THIS posted:

goddammit al

He is the birthday boy. Respect the dick.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Dick is actually just a nickname for the proper first name of Penis.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i feel the need, the need for peen

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
Just Burgs

Its really not hard to post ur dick. Your cock. John Thomas

FartGhost

Jimi Changa posted:

coworker: ok, big boy whip it out

op: *displays malformed Cheeto peen proudly*

coworker: uh...oh. oh.

op: it gets bigger if you smile at it

coworker: what

op: try it. smile and give it a little thumbs up. that makes it really big

coworker: like this?

op: whooooaa I can feel it getting huge. hold this sign while I grab my camera

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


BYOB is the worst place to get dick pics

Just Burgs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

BYOB is the worst place to get dick pics

Well... The worst, tho?

Scaly Haylie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

BYOB is the worst place to get dick pics

you say that, but i saw a sprained penis in PYF the other day

Grass Effect

Lizard Wizard posted:

you say that, but i saw a sprained penis in PYF the other day

was that someone's actual cock or just in the random gay imgur thread

Just Burgs

Where's the beef?

BIG BIC SQUAD

Miss Psychosis posted:

How are you this bad at psychology?

Woops I mixed up insane and delusional

Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
I don't know why I do this. I go into a dick thread and someone claims they will post their goober. In my mind, I am all like, "Yeah.. yeah! Post it! I wanna see it!", but then it doesn't happen and for the next three hours I sit in silent disappointment, wondering why, exactly, I wanted to see some random internet stranger's donger.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Op showed his Dick and died of exposure

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