Who is the best character from comic books or cartoons to have sex with

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Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Motherfucker posted:

everything posted in gbs is sincere to someone

Really anything any goon posts as a joke or troll has probably been / would very easily be posted by some actual idiot as a sincere thing elsewhere so everything said on GBS may as well just be true.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:19

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:01

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Light Gun Man posted:

Really anything any goon posts as a joke or troll has probably been / would very easily be posted by some actual idiot as a sincere thing elsewhere so everything said on GBS may as well just be true.

afaik comedy is an application of foresight & the whole point is to come up with stuff that's dumb as hell so when you share your best jokes with others they'll go "ha ha ha that's dumb as hell" and internalize that so they won't imitate it in the future

i think. makes you think, either way. also, fuckers who can't laugh ever are real creepy. dangerous levels of cultural autism

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:26

New Wave Jose: Aug 20, 2008

Mystique so you can be with someone different every night

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:31

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Grimlook posted:

Mystique so you can be with someone different every night

I feel like she would find this pretty insulting. I know if I was a shape shifter and bitches were all making me cycle through the entire cast of Magic Mike I'd start feeling pretty down.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:33

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Germstore posted:

I feel like she would find this pretty insulting. I know if I was a shape shifter and bitches were all making me cycle through the entire cast of Magic Mike I'd start feeling pretty down.

As long as you're anyone other than yourself.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:35

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

VendaGoat posted:

As long as you're anyone other than yourself.

See now I feel real real bad.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 18:40

Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

Ralp posted:

This thread has followed a very predictable arc into sincerity.

irony isn't funny without something sincere to contrast. i like a bit of both in my threads

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:12

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

Sincere post: Catwoman. I bet that bitch is a freak even though she's the extreme definition of a cat lady. Not the Halle Berry version though. gently caress that movie.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:20

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Sincere Post: Shutterfly

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:24

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

BigBoss posted:

Sincere post: Catwoman. I bet that bitch is a freak even though she's the extreme definition of a cat lady. Not the Halle Berry version though. gently caress that movie.

From my life experience of half a dozen or so girlfriends I have surmised that there is a 100% chance she's bipolar. Therefore i really wouldnt recommend it.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:26

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

BigBoss posted:

Sincere post: Catwoman. I bet that bitch is a freak even though she's the extreme definition of a cat lady. Not the Halle Berry version though. gently caress that movie.

but halle berry is a beautiful woman

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:26

coldplay chiptunes: Sep 17, 2010; by Lowtax

BigBoss posted:

Sincere post: Catwoman. I bet that bitch is a freak even though she's the extreme definition of a cat lady. Not the Halle Berry version though. gently caress that movie.

It's implied that the Nolan version is at the very least bisexual.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:27

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

Mange Mite posted:

but halle berry is a beautiful woman

Best Actress in a Leading Role: Halle Berry (Winner)

monsters ball.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:28

Stottie Kyek: Apr 26, 2008; fuckin egg in a bun

BigBoss posted:

Sincere post: Catwoman. I bet that bitch is a freak even though she's the extreme definition of a cat lady. Not the Halle Berry version though. gently caress that movie.

Eartha Kitt or Michelle Pfeiffer version are the best IMO, they're the only ones who look like they'd be proper into it instead of just sitting around simpering and being weedy and expecting you to do all the work.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:30

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

probably aslan, OP

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:33

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

You know OP, I have never thought about it. Hmmmmm I would say The Wasp.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:36

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

You know OP, I have never thought about it. Hmmmmm I would say The Wasp.

Evangeline Lily is hawwwwwwt.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 22:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

Dream of the Endless (modelled after david bowie so u know he properly equipped).

But do you crave Death?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 01:19

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Garfield

# ? Oct 10, 2015 03:01

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

An interdimensional orgy of Rick Sanchez's.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:27

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Oct 10, 2015 10:37

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

I didn't read the thread, but it's four pages of Jessica Rabbit, right?

# ? Oct 10, 2015 11:15

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Hobohemian posted:

I didn't read the thread, but it's four pages of Jessica Rabbit, right?

y... you're SURE you didn't read the thread? :magical:

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:23

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

h_double posted:

Spit roasted by Patty and Selma.

you know they'd be into putting out their cigs on you too

rock hard just thinking about it

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:24

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

mdm posted:

you know they'd be into putting out their cigs on you too

rock hard just thinking about it

With every thrust:

"Hmmmm....(MMMMMM) Hmmmmm (MMMMMM)."

# ? Oct 10, 2015 12:57

Bowlcutbarricade: Dec 27, 2014

winnie the poo

# ? Oct 10, 2015 13:05

Elman: Oct 26, 2009

inspector gadget

# ? Oct 10, 2015 14:25

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Tree trunks

# ? Oct 10, 2015 21:26

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 11, 2015 00:39

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

Lil or Granny cuyler. Tentacle rape deep south style.

# ? Oct 11, 2015 02:04

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

But do you crave Death?

Zzulu posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2015 02:15

spasticColon: Sep 22, 2004; In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

String Beans posted:

Marry Krillen, gently caress Tien , Kill Yamcha

Marry 18, gently caress Bulma, but still Kill Yamcha.

# ? Oct 11, 2015 02:29

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

i never realized daphne was so unrealistically proportioned

# ? Oct 11, 2015 02:30

dads_work_files: May 14, 2008; important_document.avi

lets just say i "shell" keep my opinion to myself on this one, op!

# ? Oct 11, 2015 02:48

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.