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guidoanselmi posted:my cats fulfill all of my desires already All of them?
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Nov 22, 2015 03:42
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I live in a monastery full of castrated monks.
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Nov 22, 2015 03:56
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I live in a monastery full of castrated monks. DO you brew beer? If so, I'll still be your friend.
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Nov 22, 2015 03:57
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VendaGoat posted:DO you brew beer? If so, I'll still be your friend. I'm not allowed to make beer anymore, not since I tried to malt the barley with my semen.
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Nov 22, 2015 03:59
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I do have a gf
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Nov 22, 2015 04:01
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Because Im lazy but also dont want to settle for less.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:07
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Because I'm not good at keeping secrets from my wife.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:09
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Jimson posted:Because I'm not good at keeping secrets from my wife. She doesn't have the same problem....
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Nov 22, 2015 04:11
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Because my girlfriend is now my fiancee.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:17
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Charles Bukowski posted:Because Im lazy but also dont want to settle for less. You must
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Nov 22, 2015 04:41
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TopHatGenius posted:Because my girlfriend is now my fiancee. another taint, reaped
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Nov 22, 2015 04:42
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You know that pussification of the modern western male everyone's always going on about? I'm the vanguard of that whole movement.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:47
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I suffer from an evolutionarily maladaptive trait wherein I'm almost exclusively attracted to women who are significantly better-looking, smarter, and more psychologically healthy than I am myself.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:53
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OP will you e marry me?
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Nov 22, 2015 04:55
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i recoil from human affection like a beaten dog lol
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Nov 22, 2015 05:09
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-Blackadder- posted:Haha, maybe we should date, I'm thinking of breaking up with my current gf because she's not as slavishly devoted to me as I'd like. Cool I'm down for whatever
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Nov 22, 2015 05:15
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swamp waste posted:i recoil from human affection like a beaten dog lol anyone ever give you a compliment? its just the worst
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Nov 22, 2015 05:25
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I'm a straight female, OP. But I thought about paying a guy in sex in exchange for household chores when I move out of my parent's house. 
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Nov 22, 2015 05:36
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Violet_Sky posted:I'm a straight female, OP. This is easy if you care nothing about appearance Do it repeatedly imo
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Nov 22, 2015 05:42
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The question isn't "why don't I have a girlfriend" but instead "why the holy gently caress am I keeping the girlfriend I have now?". Short answer: she swallows.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:45
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Runefaust posted:The question isn't "why don't I have a girlfriend" but instead "why the holy gently caress am I keeping the girlfriend I have now?". This is very exceptional. You expect most women to spit your cum out like poison?
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Nov 22, 2015 05:47
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I'm fat and don't talk to people pretty much ever. All my friends think I'm an idiot for never trying and being in general kind of prudish. Edit: I have had a girlfriend and maybe could do again but god drat who has time. NomChompsky fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Nov 22, 2015 05:47
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timefly posted:This is very exceptional. You expect most women to spit your cum out like poison? Yes.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:47
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Runefaust posted:Yes. I can't get my bf to stay with me with expert bjs on demand what am I doing w my life
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Nov 22, 2015 05:49
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timefly posted:I can't get my bf to stay with me with expert bjs on demand what am I doing w my life Maybe have better choices in boyfriends?
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Nov 22, 2015 05:53
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It's already in your mouth you may as well swallow even if you don't somehow enjoy that above all else gently caress
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Nov 22, 2015 05:54
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im vhemt
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Nov 22, 2015 05:58
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timefly posted:It's already in your mouth you may as well swallow even if you don't somehow enjoy that above all else Some women don't even put it in their mouths!
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Nov 22, 2015 05:59
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Runefaust posted:Some women don't even put it in their mouths! If you profess to like dicks why not????? Idgi I would truly rather suck a cock than anything else
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Nov 22, 2015 06:01
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i already have a 2d waifu op
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Nov 22, 2015 06:05
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I was also raised by all women (grandma, mom and aunt, cousins who were all girls) and all they did was fight, call one another whores, make fun of one another for not liking big dicks enough, and get mad at one another and storm out of the house screaming about how they were going to get laid. So I associate sex with anger and find it extremely difficult to trust most people.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:11
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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:13
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Y'all are hosed up. I'll be your friend
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Nov 22, 2015 06:14
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i am haley joel osment and even tho im rich and famous women flee from my freakishly huge head/small facial features
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Nov 22, 2015 06:14
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Smelly Bohemian posted:We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. I don't at all mean to suggest that other dudes raised by all women will turn out as hosed up as I am, because it's unlikely that most single moms and stuff are as loving horrible as my family.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:17
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Smelly Bohemian posted:We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. No fat dudes
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Nov 22, 2015 06:26
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We fat dudes know our place, don't you worry.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:41
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NomChompsky posted:We fat dudes know our place, don't you worry. Attractive Fat ok sad not
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Nov 22, 2015 06:45
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I wish you were my mom instead of my real mom.
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