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There are billions of women on earth. Many are single and in your neighborhood. There are lots of convenient-to-use dating apps. So why don't you have a girlfriend?
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Nov 21, 2015 16:46
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can you be my girlfriend?
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Nov 21, 2015 16:46
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i'm not sure if my boyfriend would approve
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Nov 21, 2015 16:47
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Because I'm married.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:51
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Because I'm married and faithful, op. Hth.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:54
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Because I suffer from depression and crippling social anxiety.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:54
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i dont know cocksucker, why arent you rich?
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Nov 21, 2015 16:56
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symbolic posted:can you be my girlfriend? Depends how fat r u
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Nov 21, 2015 16:57
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Unlike most chads, I have this one physical flaw that gives me no redeeming value in the sexual marketplace to the modern woman, who is shallow. It certainly isn't because of my ridiculously off-putting personality, no, it's due to something I can't fix.
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Nov 21, 2015 16:57
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Crazy shut in.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:04
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I do, but she's about to get a one way ticket to Dumpsville
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Nov 21, 2015 17:05
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No woman is good enough for my seed 
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Nov 21, 2015 17:07
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Nov 21, 2015 17:09
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Fishy Joe posted:i dont know cocksucker, why arent you rich? I think it's wrong to exploit others
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Nov 21, 2015 17:12
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romance is for losers!!! im ugly, poor, 400lbs, and post on sa. i also have 75+ vhs cassettes with duggar stuff. <3
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Nov 21, 2015 17:15
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Because I get sexually harassed and assaulted by federal task forces and local anti-terrorism street units every time I go out and I can't subject another person to that kind of bullshit.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:16
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Because I'm married and faithful, op. Hth.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:16
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I was all set to reply with "because I have a fiancee " but then those married douchebags just HAD to preemptively one-up me 
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Nov 21, 2015 17:18
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Before I met my wife though I was single for the longest time because of my huge, intimidating penis. My wife is a six foot amazon so she's fine with it.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:21
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Pththya-lyi posted:i'm not sure if my boyfriend would approve He actually would.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:22
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Because I'm bad at doing relationships. edit: Actually I do relationships just fine, the problem is that women think that I don't. withak fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Nov 21, 2015 17:23
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withak posted:Because I'm bad at doing relationships. 
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Nov 21, 2015 17:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Because I suffer from depression and crippling social anxiety. I like that in a man
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Nov 21, 2015 17:28
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Depends how fat r u
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Nov 21, 2015 17:28
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Im too busy getting money all the time
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Nov 21, 2015 17:33
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Nov 21, 2015 17:34
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My standards are too high and I cant be arsed to lower them.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:34
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when you're married girlfriends are incredibly expensive
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Nov 21, 2015 17:37
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problems
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Nov 21, 2015 17:37
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Same only balder somehow.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:37
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Because I'm married and not an emotionally damaged "poly"
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Nov 21, 2015 17:40
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C-Euro posted:Because I'm married. The forums are getting old. One day BFC will overshadow Games.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:42
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im gay
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Nov 21, 2015 17:44
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Because I've got some Time Traveler's Wife bullshit going on and if I had a girlfriend I'd eventually end up jumping back and boning her when she was like 16 or something and homie don't play that pedo poo poo.
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Nov 21, 2015 17:52
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money feels better than pussy
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Nov 21, 2015 17:52
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:I think it's wrong to exploit others lol yes it's "wrong"
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Nov 21, 2015 17:56
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Too much hassle
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Nov 21, 2015 18:05
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I'm poor and I learned all my life lessons from Conan the Barbarian and X-Files.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:08
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my cats fulfill all of my desires already
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Nov 21, 2015 18:09
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lovin this gimmick
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Nov 21, 2015 18:10
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