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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

memy posted:

Um, why did the timer just go up by a half hour?

*extremely James Earl Jones voice*

THIS..... IS CNN

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

memy posted:

Um, why did the timer just go up by a half hour?

Same reason Rand made the main stage, Zucker said so.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

hypnorotic posted:

How do I get rid of the poll results at the top of the page? I find reading this thread with it at the top of the page very annoying.

Log out.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

You probably have an ad blocker in your browser.

And you don't? Joementum, for shame.

Also, gently caress CNN for delaying for 30 minutes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

WampaLord posted:

And you don't? Joementum, for shame.

Sometimes they gently caress with streaming video and lag it down, so for debates I switch to a browser without them installed just to be safe.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"A vulgar mention of male anatomy"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

They have to talk about the hoax bomb threat that closed down a school district in a major American city today.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"bomb the poop"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Technically, there are six countries that border Syria, Paul.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
CNN showing a little bite talking about "liberal, fact based media"

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

"bomb the poop"

Paul Begala seems a bit drunk, and I'm really enjoying it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Technically, there are six countries that border Syria, Paul.

Or seven, if you side with Turkey.

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Why was the venue not in a Trump Casino?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
daveweigel Verified account
‏@daveweigel

OH in filing center as CNN punditry rolls on: "I can't wait for George Pataki to replace this."

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Look at all you people watching during the 30 minute delay. You're proving them right.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Loving this Wolf touting

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

Look at all you people watching during the 30 minute delay. You're proving them right.

I have literally nothing better to do. :smith:

rear end cobra posted:

Loving this Wolf touting

:wow:

Tuiri
Jun 9, 2013

blue squares posted:

Look at all you people watching during the 30 minute delay. You're proving them right.

But I love listening to pundits saying that you shouldn't ask difficult questions because the candidates will just turn to their safe places of attacking Hillary, Obama and the Media.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Tuiri posted:

But I love listening to pundits saying that you shouldn't ask difficult questions because the candidates will just turn to their safe places of attacking Hillary, Obama and the Media.

Also it might compromise their Objectivity™.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



My Face When posted:

Why was the venue not in a Trump Casino?

Does Trump have a hotel or casino in Vegas?

edit: CNN just came back, apparently, yes there is indeed a Trump Hotel in Vegas.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

Does Trump have a hotel or casino in Vegas?

Yes

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
huh, feeding the poor gets them to like you

CNN leading news!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is going to be so awful

I'm ready

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Good gently caress I cannot watch CNN punditry, it is the worst punditry, gently caress this so hard.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jeb Bush: an apparition. A wailing spectre. A mournful lost soul.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pathetic little tramp posted:

Good gently caress I cannot watch CNN punditry, it is the worst punditry, gently caress this so hard.

But don't you want to know what Chris Cuomo thinks about Donald Trump's tweets?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Or seven, if you side with Turkey.
Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Israel, ?, and ?.

Palestine maybe, but Syria doesn't border the West Bank, and lol if you're talking about Iraqi Kurdistan as the 7th.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Good gently caress I cannot watch CNN punditry, it is the worst punditry, gently caress this so hard.

Why wouldn't Bush be doing so badly?! There's so many of them! Look at them! Look at all dem Republicans and the things they do that Bush doesn't! *lists a bunch of names, simply satisfied at being able to get a word in*

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Syria borders the Islamic State

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

oh my god Nathan For You is insanely hilarious.

now back to CNN

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
poo poo I'm not nearly drunk enough for this poo poo and I've just got five minutes

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Unbutton your suits while seated you slobs

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

memy posted:

poo poo I'm not nearly drunk enough for this poo poo and I've just got five minutes

Chug during the opening statements, then pray it kicks in before the questions start.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

fade5 posted:

Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Israel, ?, and ?.

Palestine maybe, but Syria doesn't border the West Bank, and lol if you're talking about Iraqi Kurdistan as the 7th.

Cyprus and the Turkish controlled northern Cyprus. What, maritime economic zone borders don't count?

Also, I guess IS borders Syria, even if they maybe aren't a real state in the Westphalian sense (not that IS gives much of a poo poo about international treaties declaring religious peace).

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Remember ben carson said he is going to clean up tonight. ISIS will be allowed in the country as long as they join to work at the force work plantations for a few seasons before carrying out jihad.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
The applause sign is lighting up

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tenzarin posted:

Remember ben carson said he is going to clean up tonight.

He better have prescribed himself some uppers instead of his usual cocktail of Ambien if he wants this to happen.

VVV Speaking of prescriptions.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I wish Rick Perry were still around

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Joementum posted:

Cyprus and the Turkish controlled northern Cyprus. What, maritime economic zone borders don't count?

Also, I guess IS borders Syria, even if they maybe aren't a real state in the Westphalian sense (not that IS gives much of a poo poo about international treaties declaring religious peace).

For fucks sake, I spent 3 minutes trying to mentally figure out what you were talking about. Yeah, I guess maritime zones count.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

blue squares posted:

I wish Rick Perry were still around

you have a slightly more swarmy, smarter, but just as forgetful cruz

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