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>realize you may have overreacted
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:13 |
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> get on his mallcop bike and go on a quest to find your mistress
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:20 |
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>call the escape helicopter
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:21 |
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>teabag the dead guard, after all you are a gravetrobber...
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:30 |
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>seduce dead body of guard in bugs bunny-like fashion
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Germstore posted:>realize you may have overreacted As you die violently in a hail of police gunfire, you reflect that shooting the mall cop may have been an overreaction. Oh well, when you respawn you'll just Uxzuigal posted:>Turn on roguelike mode Oh. poo poo. Returning to default perspective You are now Knockers McPawg again, and you seem to have gotten yourself into a bit of a pickle. Knockers McPawg is not in roguelike mode
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:37 |
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>Spot your grandmother: Lara Croft
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:40 |
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Applewhite posted:
> Reach out and grab your own foot above you
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:41 |
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> shoot your guns left so that the recoil will push you to the right
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:48 |
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> Attempt zero gravity twerk
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 16:49 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:> Reach out and grab your own foot above you You grab your own foot. You're not sure how this helps.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:46 |
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> pull your self up from your bootstraps
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 17:48 |
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Hogge Wild posted:> shoot your guns left so that the recoil will push you to the right Do this to get out, then > defecate into portal loop, then fire guns vertically into portal loop, creating a perpetual hail of feces and bullets as a trap for those who might follow you here
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Dogstoyevsky posted:> defecate into portal loop, then fire guns vertically into portal loop, creating a perpetual hail of feces and bullets as a trap for those who might follow you here >while still in the portal loop, respawning until glitch
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:09 |
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Hogge Wild posted:> pull your self up from your bootstraps
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:21 |
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Hogge Wild posted:> shoot your guns left so that the recoil will push you to the right You fire to the left. The recoil of your shots pushes you ever so slightly to the right. Luckily, you have unlimited ammo and it only takes thirty or forty shots to push you clear of the portal loop. Dogstoyevsky posted:Do this to get out, then You pull down your pants and defecate into the portal. Your butt is very big, so you're able to poop a lot. You step back and nod with satisfaction at a job well done.The space between the portals is a veritable waterfall of poop, undigested peas and spent shell casings. You're also glad to have finally dislodged the Choco Bar. Too bad about your sunglasses, though. They're still stuck falling forever and now they're covered in turds.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:26 |
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I'm honestly at a loss as to what to do next.
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VendaGoat posted:I'm honestly at a loss as to what to do next. >go west
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:31 |
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> go right like this:
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:31 |
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>active cheat mode, type SATANSBUTTHOLE
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:35 |
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Man I hope we find the portal gun at some point so we can fling that mess at someone.ShaqDiesel posted:>go west
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 21:06 |
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jon joe posted:>active cheat mode, type SATANSBUTTHOLE
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 21:15 |
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>Jump back in the portals to bathe in your excrement
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 21:48 |
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VendaGoat posted:I'm honestly at a loss as to what to do next. This your first rodeo? >pick up edge of orange portal
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 21:58 |
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EorayMel posted:>Jump back in the portals to bathe in your excrement + >active cheat mode, type SATANSBUTTHOLE and: >absorb with satans butthole, store for later use.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 21:59 |
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Outrail posted:This your first rodeo? No.....no. Just stunned into a deference, at the thought of an infinite fecal cascade.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:04 |
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Throw in a water mill and we've solved the energy crisis. A poopmill I guess
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:07 |
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VendaGoat posted:No.....no. Just stunned into a deference, at the thought of an infinite fecal cascade. Scat Porn Heaven! Throw in some floating bratwursts and you are good to go.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:22 |
Uxzuigal posted:Scat Porn Heaven! Throw in some floating bratwursts and you are good to go. Concept art #2
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:30 |
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>walk left
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:37 |
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> re-enter the portal
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:40 |
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jon joe posted:>active cheat mode, type SATANSBUTTHOLE Uxzuigal posted:
You type in the cheat code: SATANSBUTTHOLE. Rocket rear end cheat activated! ShaqDiesel posted:>go west As you are facing West you have little choice but to fly in that direction. EorayMel posted:>Jump back in the portals to bathe in your excrement That happens, too... Before you can stop yourself, you fly tits-first into the wall spike trap you'd successfully avoided earlier. Your limbs spasm wildly as post-mortem ragdoll physics take over. Restarting at last checkpoint. Looks like you're in quite a pickle. On the bright side, at least you got your shades back.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:44 |
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>examine pillar
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:46 |
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Oh drat the Gamefaqs guide lied to me! Okay okay, I pulled up a new guide, it says to: >Activate cheat mode, type BANANABROWN
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:46 |
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>Hop across the pillars to make progress
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:49 |
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EorayMel posted:>Hop across the pillars to make progress What the gently caress is your PROBLEM?!
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:50 |
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Elsewhere, Butler O'Moustache is puzzled to find himself alive again.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:53 |
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Applewhite posted:
>Realize the stove was left on as you were making salmon patties >Cut to house in the process of burning
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 22:54 |
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Applewhite posted:
>Give into your inner evil, becoming the true and final boss of this CYOA with which to oppose Knockers McPawg, for you know that so long as she lives you will always be trapped in this hellish sub-reality in which your choices are not your own.
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> /no-clip - fly into lava
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