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the special sauce will now be genderfluid, cis-scum surprise having to ask if they want a boys happy meal or a girls happy meal is extremely problematic and walks home from work in tears Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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Fart Puzzle posted:drat that audio of shmorkys xirfriend flipping out is hard to listen to, the whole thing is just bonkers between the manic chick asking to be punished and screeching and then shmorky pipes in with his squeaky voice and sounds comparatively sane reeeeeeeeee
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Mar 20, 2016 06:59
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would you like klurfs with that?
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Mar 20, 2016 07:08
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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Mar 20, 2016 07:11
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.
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Mar 20, 2016 07:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyL6XpJ2k7Q
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Mar 20, 2016 07:24
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx Is this a real thing that occurred between two serious people? Prayers to both
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Mar 20, 2016 07:26
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The entire meltdown is pretty awful. Especially with the whole "hey I'm going to keep accusing you of pretending to get a good reaction from this obviously disturbed individual". It's pretty awful from harmonica man.
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Mar 20, 2016 07:56
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People getting mad at lowtax for misgendering the person who was calling the police claiming he was a child rapist ising his kids to make porn was bizarre
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Deafboy posted:what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck The Internet Makes You Stupid you realize that they can sue u right?? \| 
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Mar 20, 2016 08:15
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Uncle Wemus posted:People getting mad at lowtax for misgendering the person who was calling the police claiming he was a child rapist ising his kids to make porn was bizarre misgendering someone is a bigger faux pas than raping someone to these types because they've never been raped or even known someone who was sexually assaulted because they're incredibly sheltered children
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Mar 20, 2016 08:16
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I'm glad that a decade or so of wacky flash tub voices prepared shmorky for real-world situations
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Mar 20, 2016 08:17
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Darkman Fanpage posted:wait he named hermself after one of the mario princesses?
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Uncle Wemus posted:People getting mad at lowtax for misgendering the person who was calling the police claiming he was a child rapist ising his kids to make porn was bizarre You're forgetting that these were the people white knighting an actual child rapist because he/she was being misgendered in prison
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Whatev posted:Who said he got her off her meds? I do not believe the man who animated flash tub cartoons could do such a thing.
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Mar 20, 2016 08:25
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The messiest real-life breakup I ever had was still nowhere as obsessive and pathetic as SA clinging to every detail of the Shmorkster's life post Lowtax.
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Mar 20, 2016 08:27
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Sleeveless posted:The messiest real-life breakup I ever had was still nowhere as obsessive and pathetic as SA clinging to every detail of the Shmorkster's life post Lowtax. That mp3 was pretty memorable homie is it really a surprise we want to know how it turned out
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Mar 20, 2016 08:28
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how is babby formed. how genderfucked individual get pragnent.
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Mar 20, 2016 08:30
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Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx well you uh definitely shouldn't have uh threatened their lives *in alvin and the chipmunks voice*
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Mar 20, 2016 08:48
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that guy has problems and i feel bad for him
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Mar 20, 2016 09:32
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beep by grandpa posted:lowtax seems like a nice man why do people keep loving him over/turning out to be insane
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:that guy has problems and i feel bad for him I've personally found that life is much more enjoyable if you don't pretend to feel empathy, I highly suggest it.
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Mar 20, 2016 09:53
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Didn't he win a million dollars in a plagiarism settlement against a t-shirt company? What happened to that?
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Mar 20, 2016 09:56
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So, Shmorky did a job interview in his cartoon squeak voice... and got hired?
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Mar 20, 2016 10:01
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Mariana Horchata posted:having to ask if they want a boys happy meal or a girls happy meal is extremely problematic and walks home from work in tears He won't ask and will give everyone Klurf toys instead.
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Mar 20, 2016 10:09
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WatermelonGun posted:how is babby formed. how genderfucked individual get pragnent. They need to do way instain gender-neutral parent
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Mar 20, 2016 10:18
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Negrostrike posted:Just found out he made that Fleshlight banner ad animation where a dude fucks it and cum overflows and poo poo and this is awesome. he also made that banner where Stile fucks your mom also the one where Stile looks at a penny arcade with a B/W loop of the Penny Arcade guys loving
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Mar 20, 2016 10:28
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
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Say Nothing posted:So, Shmorky did a job interview in his cartoon squeak voice... and got hired? Didn't even consider this. I just thought burger places just threw uniforms at anyone who walked through the door. Want to read that CV too. I'm picturing those ones you see online where the margins are full of doodles and stapled to the back is his "What am I? A person with feeling and dreams." comic.
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Mar 20, 2016 10:44
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Don't worry about Spokaneabals (Spokane + Cannibals) they always land on their feet.
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What a magical mp3. There's a crazy woman screaming about Jews, and the voice of reason sounds like... that.
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Mar 20, 2016 11:07
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I cant believe shmorky kept doing that voice through the whole thing. Is shim that really dedicated or did their vocal cords got permanently stuck in that mode?
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Mar 20, 2016 11:25
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Joust posted:Welcome to McDonalds, what do you want from me? Good thread
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Mar 20, 2016 11:38
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i knew it. i knew it. its always the jews.
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Mar 20, 2016 11:47
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Joust posted:Welcome to McDonalds, what do you want from me?
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Mar 20, 2016 11:48
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WHO WANTS WHAT? ILL GIVE IT TO EM!!! IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT!!!!
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"Do THEY WANT MY BODY ?? MY PHYSICALITY !?" This what tumblr turns weak people into. e: this is also pretty good sampling material for a dark synthwave edit ala terminator 2 "they can't be reasoned with" etc unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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Mar 20, 2016 12:03
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. wow lol
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someone summarise the story of shmorky last 24 months I'm behind does shmorky still have a  voice
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Stoat posted:someone summarise the story of shmorky last 24 months I'm behind Cael posted:Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx
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