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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Only discovers faults in another person post-coitus

i walk away from cumming not sure what i was thinking at the time

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

I like it so much I brush my teeth with it.

I put it in my morning coffee.

I've used it as a contraceptive.

loving gross

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving gross

hello mumpie puffins. god be with u lad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Orkin Mang posted:

hello mumpie puffins. god be with u lad

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Orkin Mang posted:

i walk away from cumming not sure what i was thinking at the time

Yeah I take that back.

The drowning sensation of post-orgasmic regret is usually a telltale sign that you are a male.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

The drowning sensation of post-orgasmic regret is usually a telltale sign that you are a male.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

Drunk Nerds posted:

Anime avatar

You're conflating being a terrible person with being weird. There is a crucial difference.

Kind of like how someone with their pants tucked into their socks is certainly crazy, but does that equal weird? People can be crazy and boring, like hoarders.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Millions of Crows posted:

You're conflating being a terrible person with being weird. There is a crucial difference.

Kind of like how someone with their pants tucked into their socks is certainly crazy, but does that equal weird? People can be crazy and boring, like hoarders.

I honestly can't see the difference

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Millions of Crows posted:


Kind of like how someone with their pants tucked into their socks is certainly crazy, but does that equal weird?

yes, clearly

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Millions of Crows posted:

You're conflating being a terrible person with being weird. There is a crucial difference.

Kind of like how someone with their pants tucked into their socks is certainly crazy, but does that equal weird? People can be crazy and boring, like hoarders.

posts poo poo like this

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

Finds lesbians disgusting and beats the poo poo out of his twelve year old son

gently caress YOU DAD

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

*visible* minorities

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Buttons polo shirts all the way to the top

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Brings their record player, headphones and milkcrate of vinyls into the bar

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Only discovers faults in another person post-coitus

welp i'm weird

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
proudly sports dual obsidian thumb rings.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
Never shuts the gently caress up about about guns or libertarianism, carries an oversized folding knife, and gets a visible erection when describing the inevitable collapse of the government.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Brings their record player, headphones and milkcrate of vinyls into the bar

Thats the loving DJ ya goon bastard.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
unironically wears star citizen track jacket at work, msrp $70.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
-has a knife collection
-owns a crossbow
-majored in drama
-wears a fedoraTRILBY
-talks really loud
-won't stop talking even after you give them social cues

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Dubplate Fire posted:

Thats the loving DJ ya goon bastard.

DJs are pretty weird.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Tolkien minority posted:

when u have a slight tremor from former excessive alcohol abuse :smith:

or you take cancer or epilepsy medication

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

thathonkey posted:

oh and let's get the very obvious out of the way,

* paid 10$ for a something awful online forums acct

I was gifted! :woop:

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Glenn Quebec posted:

Buttons polo shirts all the way to the top

thats racist

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

DJs are pretty weird.

True

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Doesn't appreciate a good pun

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Little to no pictures of them exist without the snapchat dog filter

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Craven urgency or excessive calm are a spectrum.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Doesn't appreciate a good pun

Srsly tho, sometimes the right pun at the right time is hilarious like what do you have to prove you dick?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Complains about comic book movies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Doesn't appreciate a good pun

puns are the worst

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
Dips pizza in ranch

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

puns are the worst

buns are teh wurst

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

they don't consider a hot dog a sandwich

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

they don't consider a hot dog a sandwich

i deconstruct my hot dogs into thin slices of this lil secret thing called 'bolonga'

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
once a month I eat dinner at a place that has a wurst special

:wink:

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

when you think abtou it, aren't we all just a littl ebit werid?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Plebian Parasite posted:

when you think abtou it, aren't we all just a littl ebit werid?

sometimes, when you think about it, we can spell correctly, too

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

puns are the worst

Nah. Jokes are told, puns are inflicted

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
In Malaysia "hotdogs" are weird.

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