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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what are some small but significant telltale signs that a person you dont know that well is pretty weird ?

* men with long fingernails
* hands always shaking a little bit
* wears those shoes where each toe fits into an individual slot
* "who is john galt" sticker on their car

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
* "nigga i poo poo trains" t-shirt

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Anime avatar

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
oh and let's get the very obvious out of the way,

* paid 10$ for a something awful online forums acct

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
-has strong feelings about the upcoming election but fails to make any difference

-works a job they openly dislike

-hates poor people, wars, death and destruction but pays taxes

-claims to have a purpose in life while serving only fear, kneeling to order

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

- won't stop masturbating in public

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
anyone talking on a pay phone in 2016

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wears a cape.

Smells awful. I ran into a whole family that smelled like a combination of dirt, piss and poo poo once.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

thathonkey posted:

oh and let's get the very obvious out of the way,

* paid 10$ for a something awful online forums acct

That would qualify my friend doubly weird. He's purchased me two accounts here.

Bless his weird little heart.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* runs linux os on their computer and extols the virtues of doing so at every opportunity

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Drives a Jeep

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

thathonkey posted:

* runs linux os on their computer and extols the virtues of doing so at every opportunity

Now I'm weird.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

extra stout posted:

-has strong feelings about the upcoming election but fails to make any difference

-works a job they openly dislike

-hates poor people, wars, death and destruction but pays taxes

-claims to have a purpose in life while serving only fear, kneeling to order

this all scans as pretty normal? i guess except for the hating wars part that's deffo a red flag

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


they have glasses that are always really smeared and dirty, you know what i mean, and the glasses are crooked too

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Public bathroom masturbator

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Goes into the men's John with a piece of white bread, wipes down the urinals with it, then eats it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

BirryJoru posted:

Now I'm weird.

it's ok to be different bird george, here is one that qualifies me

* bought a special mouse and keyboard to use at work because the standard issue was too inferior

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
They're wearing a sticker that says HI I'M WEIRD, or they're standing next to someone wearing a shirt with an arrow on it that says "I'M WITH WEIRD"

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Doesn't have a Facebook account

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

non natural hair colors are like humanity's check engine light

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Black man over 50 who thinks kung fu is real

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

they have glasses that are always really smeared and dirty, you know what i mean, and the glasses are crooked too

I know what you mean. Avoid such "people" as you would the plague or a leper.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Doesn't wash up his truck after a night of drinking and running down dogs

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

the person wears no fear shirts very often

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

thathonkey posted:

what are some small but significant telltale signs that a person you dont know that well is pretty weird ?

* men with long fingernails
* hands always shaking a little bit
* wears those shoes where each toe fits into an individual slot
* "who is john galt" sticker on their car

there are legit medical reasons for the first three

the last, I had wondered the exact same thing myself when I noticed I lived very close to "John Galt Park"

wikipedia posted:


John Galt (/ɡɔːlt/; 2 May 1779 – 11 April 1839) was a Scottish novelist, entrepreneur, and political and social commentator.

He was the founder of the city of Guelph in Canada

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Galt_(novelist)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* watching trans porn in cubicle on mute by 9:05am every morning

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Finds lesbians disgusting and beats the poo poo out of his twelve year old son

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Incredibly severe chapped lips

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Smears anything tacky and thick across his rear end in a top hat just as he finds it, to get a better idea, he says, or is prepared to say, should someone ask

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Masturbates to children

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* doesnt own any books; shelf is instead full of world of warcraft figurines basked in the glow of the adjacent custom gaming rig that has been amply modded with lighting fx

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Asks the cabbie to crank up the heat because it brings out another layer of smell

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
-posts extensively on the something awful message boards

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
Squinty eyes, runny nose, drooling mouth, poor motor control and cannot pronounce the letter, "R."

You can bet money they're weird!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* single but apartment has framed photographs of them with ex partners for some reason

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* always smiling like a loving retard

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
minorities

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
wears fingerless gloves

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


thathonkey posted:

what are some small but significant telltale signs that a person you dont know that well is pretty weird ?


* hands always shaking a little bit


when u have a slight tremor from former excessive alcohol abuse :smith:

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