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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I don't know how I feel about this

Why wouldn't you crop this for me

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

a case of butterface does not an autistic make

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Zil posted:

Is this porn for autistics or porn with autistics in it?

I don't know - I felt compelled to google it for some reason, but didn't go onto the site.
It shows up in Google search.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hmm

Gay but would

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

There's probably a lot more floating around than we know. My wife has someone in her family who is missing part of her cerebellum. She has the maturity level of a teenager but is otherwise normal / cute. She's 24 and engaged. Guy has no clue.



I had a cousin who was in a really bad car crash, completely demolished her personality. she wasn't autistic before, but after rehab reconstructed her brain she sure seemed to fit the profile. still got married and had kids though.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



I am only watching for instructions on how to open peanut butter.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The peanut butter girl is actually pretty funny.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011


But seriously the theory goes that girls are more actively (aggressively, even, if my own memories are an indication) schooled on the social graces than boys so that most girls on the spectrum get enough clues to not make total idiots of themselves.

OTOH, the 'boys will be boys' attitude forgives more abnormal behaviours until they just...stay that way...

So I guess my conclusion is that...the patriarchy is a sperg factory...?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty sure 90% of the royal family (Or any royal family, Or other super wealthy names) are all autistic from inbreeding and other such things

But no one can really tell because all those high class folks all act autistic anyways

Oh I say jeeves this cup is dirty. I can see microscopic dirt, just pour the water straight into my mouth from the pitcher

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

Dzhay posted:

Hilariously, this is partially the fault of Ali G's cousin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

Borat: This-a my autistic wife Oxana. She is-a boring!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sappo569 posted:

Pretty sure 90% of the royal family (Or any royal family, Or other super wealthy names) are all autistic from inbreeding and other such things

But no one can really tell because all those high class folks all act autistic anyways

Oh I say jeeves this cup is dirty. I can see microscopic dirt, just pour the water straight into my mouth from the pitcher

I really liked Another Period for poking fun at this stupid royalty worship crap that's been so big since downton abbey

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Plumpy milks

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dude it is totally not cool to get your sister involved in this

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I feel sorry for her, but I think it's a reaction to the boobs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

I really liked Another Period for poking fun at this stupid royalty worship crap that's been so big since downton abbey

I think princess Diana existed before that and uh anastasia and all the other royalty people were obsessed with going back millennia before that

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Princess Diana was the least retarded royal in living memory. I wonder if that's somehow treasonous here to say.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I feel sorry for her, but I think it's a reaction to the boobs.

this doesn't make any sense

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I feel sorry for her manly face, but it's simply because she has a great rack.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
forget it, forget everything

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


:aaaaa:
Ok then.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 09:54 on May 19, 2017

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
drat look at that old rear end tv remote and also everything else about this photo that tells me its from like thirty years ago.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i have concluded that i am not opposed to doing autistic chicks
that only goes for me. it would be wrong for you to do it with them. mine

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jim Barris posted:

drat look at that old rear end tv remote and also everything else about this photo that tells me its from like thirty years ago.

so she's a goon's mom is what ur getting at

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

gary oldmans diary posted:

i have concluded that i am not opposed to doing autistic chicks
that only goes for me. it would be wrong for you to do it with them. mine

I would have sex with the peanut butter lady.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Grevling posted:

I would have sex with the peanut butter lady.

Before or after the peanut butter application

Reminder this is what Hollywood imagines girl aspies look like

Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 12:06 on May 19, 2017

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sappo569 posted:

Before or after the peanut butter application

Yes

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sappo569 posted:

Before or after the peanut butter application

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem


quote:

Sensory overload is another aspect of AS kryptonite. My senses, especially touch and sight, are very sensitive, making busy, crowded places very overwhelming. My amygdala, the fear center of the brain, is triggered by people. Even family gatherings cause anxiety for me.

When I’m anxious, overwhelmed or overloaded, I ‘stim’. Stim is short for self-stimulatory behavior, which is soothing for those with ASD. My biggest stim is hair-twirling, but I also fidget a lot, sway a little from side to side and tap my fingers. When I’m really happy or excited about something, I jump up and down, flap my hands and clap a lot.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hi I'm a crazy idiot from the CIA who uses autonomic nervous stimulation (loud, jarring, distracting noises and stimulus beyond the threshold of pain) to see if implanted nervous system biological weapons are working in the subject. I also get pissed when my targets move around or enjoy things because i think it could be secret communication against me and I use extreme violence and humiliation to curtail the behavior and then make claims of psychosis or autism in the target.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hi I'm a crazy idiot from the CIA who uses autonomic nervous stimulation (loud, jarring, distracting noises and stimulus beyond the threshold of pain) to see if implanted nervous system biological weapons are working in the subject. I also get pissed when my targets move around or enjoy things because i think it could be secret communication against me and I use extreme violence and humiliation to curtail the behavior and then make claims of psychosis or autism in the target.

same

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Autism is when people don't want to talk to rapists and CIA contract killers and they get called a retard for 20 years.

It's simply just a way for the state to claim someone is retarded despite having a high iq and claim them as property.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 13:43 on May 19, 2017

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Smoking weed cured my autism

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Just do a google for Faye Kane.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hi I'm a crazy idiot from the CIA who uses autonomic nervous stimulation (loud, jarring, distracting noises and stimulus beyond the threshold of pain) to see if implanted nervous system biological weapons are working in the subject. I also get pissed when my targets move around or enjoy things because i think it could be secret communication against me and I use extreme violence and humiliation to curtail the behavior and then make claims of psychosis or autism in the target.

Boyster'd again~! :greenangel:

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Womyn Capote posted:

Just do a google for Faye Kane.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/faye-kane.16996/page-4#post-1245727

drat thats some good art

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Its good to see Lexi Belle come out as autistic

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Its good to see Lexi Belle come out as autistic

Fills me with more emotion when i fap to her now

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