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Smiling Mandrill posted:I'm sorry about you failed culture. I'm sure this would be a very effective burn if i was Swedish.
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NihilismNow posted:I'm sure this would be a very effective burn if i was Swedish. Nobody cares what Gothic tall blonde country you are from. The point is that you have tons of hot women, who are face with an endless sea of skinny bitch rear end twinks who have no means of satisfying them outside of artificially breast feeding the babies,
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Nobody cares what Gothic tall blonde country you are from. The point is that you have tons of hot women, who are face with an endless sea of skinny bitch rear end twinks who have no means of satisfying them outside of artificially breast feeding the babies, Nah they are actually tall well proportioned and healthy men both physically and emotionally. A superior kind of man, a over-man if you will.
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Sep 28, 2017 10:38
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NihilismNow posted:Nah they are actually tall well proportioned and healthy men both physically and emotionally. A superior kind of man, a over-man if you will. Keep telling yourselves that we all know who won the wars. Stay neutral or Nazi pussies.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Keep telling yourselves that we all know who won the wars. Stay neutral or Nazi pussies. NihilismNow posted:Nah they are actually tall well proportioned and healthy men both physically and emotionally. A superior kind of man, a over-man if you will. Smiling Mandrill posted:Nobody cares what Gothic tall blonde country you are from. The point is that you have tons of hot women, who are face with an endless sea of skinny bitch rear end twinks who have no means of satisfying them outside of artificially breast feeding the babies, NihilismNow posted:I'm sure this would be a very effective burn if i was Swedish. Smiling Mandrill posted:I'm sorry about you failed culture. NihilismNow posted:I think you may be the one that is projecting. Read my post back. I don't say being tall makes people badass or even attractive. Those are all things you made up. Smiling Mandrill posted:Look at this pussified Nordic goon who thinks tall equals badass. You may be tall, but you also consider giving Anders Behring Breivik a PS2 cruel and unusual punishment. Not to mention this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPj8HhbwHs get a room
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Sep 28, 2017 10:47
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Cubone posted:get a room I'll gently caress you till you love me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clb5fTXOSFM
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Sep 28, 2017 10:50
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I call scandinavians "Northmen".
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Sep 28, 2017 10:52
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The Dennis System posted:I call scandinavians "Northmen". I call them fleshlights. Smiling Mandrill fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Sep 28, 2017 10:56
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As long as you dont call us late for dinner, ha ha ha
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Sep 28, 2017 11:28
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4'10" so just too tall to be classed as a dwarf pisses me off actually anyway, pituitary gland
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Sep 28, 2017 11:38
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I'm 6'8" and I recommend getting lots of calcium. It's difficult to hear people like a foot shorter than you.
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Sep 28, 2017 11:52
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Parsley posted:4'10" so just too tall to be classed as a dwarf how are you even alive
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Sep 28, 2017 12:19
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Smiling Mandrill posted:You may be tall, but you also consider giving Anders Behring Breivik a PS2 cruel and unusual punishment. Well, he wanted at least a xbox. Pretty heart crushing to get a lovely PS2 then. We also give him vegan food. Smiling Mandrill posted:Not to mention this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPj8HhbwHs That only happens in sweden. You will never see dumb poo poo like that in Norway or Denmark.
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Sep 28, 2017 12:20
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where do all the parts of the person go in someone that small
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Sep 28, 2017 12:21
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I'm 5'11" but I identify as a 3'4" hobbit.
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Sep 28, 2017 12:22
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:where do all the parts of the person go in someone that small The parts are all smaller, especially the brain and backbone.
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Sep 28, 2017 12:23
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but how do you have a smaller heart, and lungs, and other organs and not die
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Sep 28, 2017 12:31
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Cubone posted:my feeling is like whatever size you are, own it. like if you're a gentle giant or a real big baller or you're five feet of fury or a sweet little thing, OWN THAT poo poo. distill yourself and embrace the purity of your being, juice. be the big dog that thinks he's a puppy if that's you. you got what you got and you get to choose what you're gonna make out of it, that's all life, you can't sit there going I shoulda been this or gently caress anybody that's that while life blows by bitch you're made of star stuff needa quit slippin on some ol weak poo poo 
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Sep 28, 2017 12:39
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I'm short so I can fit into important holes and get into trouble, like a mouse or household pest! 
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Sep 28, 2017 12:49
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be good and try hard! 
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Sep 28, 2017 13:47
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someone from my highschool has made quite a successful career out of being a giant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Billmeier no one considered him particularly athletic or coordinated when were just kids but shooting up to 6'10" he rode the gently caress outta that shaq niche of getting every rebund ever
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Sep 28, 2017 13:59
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I'm over six foot, and have calves like cantaloupes, you jealous? 
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Sep 28, 2017 14:10
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Hug in a Can posted:I'm short so I can fit into important holes and get into trouble, like a mouse or household pest! This guy gets it. The hobbits were also real pests to Sauron, and were good at crawling in ditches and hiding. Dwarves are durable and good at living in dark caves. Just because you are short doesn't mean your life is over! Look to fiction for your role models!
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Sep 28, 2017 14:13
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us short people gotta stick together! look at this hateful propaganda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs
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Sep 28, 2017 14:13
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doverhog posted:This guy gets it. or you could just use pym particles to shrink as needed 
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Sep 28, 2017 14:14
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Long term exposure to pym particles causes mental derangement. So does being short though.. guess you have a point.
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Sep 28, 2017 14:17
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doverhog posted:Long term exposure to pym particles causes mental derangement. So does being short though.. guess you have a point. that's why you only use them sparingly and mostly are in your tall normal state so you don't go nuts and beat your wife
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Sep 28, 2017 14:20
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You ever notice tall strong dudes never talk about being tall but tall sad bodies love to talk about being tall
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Sep 28, 2017 14:58
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Because I'm not up standing straight. I'm actually 6'1".
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Sep 28, 2017 15:00
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I'm 6'7" but identify as under 5'5", having remained a kissless hugless handholdless virgin until my late 30's Someone post that chart where I'm clearly in kill urself territory because I chose Everquest over trying to get into the NBA
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Sep 28, 2017 15:44
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just lol if you've never been rejected by a girl because you're like at worst the same height as her, or even an inch or two taller but still fuckin beans compared to the hot tall dude have fun sitting alone seething over the reality that she's having huge amazing orgasms from his big tall dick
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Sep 28, 2017 15:48
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ElGroucho posted:You ever notice tall strong dudes never talk about being tall but tall sad bodies love to talk about being tall exactly. which is why this thread is a repeating theme on these here forums 
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Adult height is closely tied to the quality of nutrition and availablity during one's childhood and adolescent years. Looking back in history, kings and other highclass people were always noted for their height being above the contemporary average. Since they were assured a steady diet due to their social standing, their were able to grow continuously during their entire adolesence, as opposed to the common man who was less assured a daily meal and perhaps even experienced periods of starvation. Curiously enough the historical average height of European man seems to have reached an all-time low during the 1800s, according to historical data. This suggests that not only a steady diet but perhaps also its quality is an influential factor. Looking farther back to the mesolithic period, humans seem to have gotten shorter, starting from skeletal findings ascertained to be around 18000 years old, untill starting to gain average height again in skeletons from 6000 years ago. https://ourworldindata.org/human-height/
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5'6" and I've hosed a lot of peoples girlfriends Edit: I log peoples gfs interwhat fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Sep 28, 2017 16:08
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I'm 5'11 and and a half. Its a cruel world
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Sep 28, 2017 16:21
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Imagine if ant man didn't have another size. That's the guy who gets picked before me in basketball
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Secular Humanist posted:just lol if you've never been rejected by a girl because you're like at worst the same height as her, or even an inch or two taller but still fuckin beans compared to the hot tall dude have fun sitting alone seething over the reality that she's having huge amazing orgasms from his big tall dick now imagine hes jewish i bet you support the alt right now huh
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Sep 28, 2017 16:28
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I'm 5 foot 3 and was always happy with my height because I do want my men bigger than me so being short meant many more options. The best lover I ever had was a manlet of 5 foot 6, not particularly muscular, dweebie, but holy mother of god. Confidence in yourself whatever height you are really is the key. If you're a short guy ya you'll miss out on dating some taller women-----oh well, their loss
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Sep 28, 2017 16:51
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What if the only women not taller than you are anime figurines? Asking for a friend (friend is me)
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Bradley Manning was 5'2  Chelsea Manning is 5'2  There is hope
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