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even as like an 8 year old I figured out exactly how every episode works. tim does dumb thing, because grunt grunt man, upsets wife lady. talks to wilson, who explains some ancient polynesian concept or something relevant to situation. toolman misses point, goes on tv next day, butchers the concept as a hamfisted apology to wife lady. goes home, all ok, credits roll. mix in some very special kid drama in each one and you could probably write script generator in like 500 lines of code. i still watched it like all the time tho
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berth ell pup posted:even as like an 8 year old I figured out exactly how every episode works. The Christmas episode with LEON, and the vasectomy episodes are still pretty good.
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berth ell pup posted:even as like an 8 year old I figured out exactly how every episode works. Man you are totally missing the nuance. 
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i totally forgot about LEON
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The best sitcom of the 90s was Married With Children. Fite me, OP
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Benny the Snake posted:The best sitcom of the 90s was Married With Children. Fite me, OP they'd never get away with "Your grandma just got out of the tub; she's about to shake herself dry!" anymore 
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Nov 3, 2017 03:50
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Can I get a whoa Bundy?
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Benny the Snake posted:The best sitcom
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is Married With Children on Hulu or something yet or are we stuck pretending this coke head narc's poo poo is good still
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Counterpoint to the Tim Allen haters, Galaxy Quest is amazing
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Do it ironically posted:Counterpoint to the Tim Allen haters, Galaxy Quest is amazing he did none of his regular shtick in that movie, he can read lines and has comedic timing i'll give him that
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Big Beef City posted:"Timb," REAL MEN DON'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS
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Benny the Snake posted:The best sitcom of the 90s was Married With Children. Fite me, OP That show sucks. The best married with children thing was the Simpsons reference, and then the Futurama reference. Like what is an episode you like and remember?
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:That show sucks. The best married with children thing was the Simpsons reference, and then the Futurama reference. Like what is an episode you like and remember? peggy starts stripping but while wearing a mask and al only finds her attractive when he doesn't realize who she is
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then does Al take off the mask and start praying to god then talks about his football days?
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married with children lives on in spirit, in My 600lb. Life
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:That show sucks. The best married with children thing was the Simpsons reference, and then the Futurama reference. Like what is an episode you like and remember? What's a show that's not a cartoon that you like?
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Nov 3, 2017 07:06
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Hanging with Mr cooper.
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The hell you doing here in a home improvement thread? Get that saccharine pant leg rolling goober outta herr
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Also the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and not that stupid meme episodes where will smith cries about his father, a great episode is where Carlton buys a gun.
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:The hell you doing here in a home improvement thread? Get that saccharine pant leg rolling goober outta herr What the hell I'm doing. gently caress.I'm taking a piss on all the Married with Children fans. You guys deserve to be denigrated as much as all those rick and morty fans who scream in McDonalds over a sauce.
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also married with children is awesome wtf
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lol someone who watches cartoons and wholesome sitcoms says that married with children sucks
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married with children was the best sitcom there ever was home improvement sucks poo poo hanging with mr cooper LOL the episode where Al pretends to be old for discounts is GREAT
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Home imrpvement rocks gently caress the haters
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Family Matters was better than HI or Roseanne or Married With Children.
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a new study bible! posted:Jill sucks though. 99% of sitcom moms are the loving worst.
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She must've demanded more to do because there was that one awful storyline where she went back to school to get a phd or whatever in psychology which was just a big waste of the tool man's hard earned cash
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a new study bible! posted:Jill sucks though. I disagree. Jill was great. Tim: Jill's speech was so boring... (later, after he was taped having said that at the hardware store... no, I don't know how) Tim: No, honey.... what I meant was that your speech was.... sobering.
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Remember all the episodes that were the Man's bathroom/bedroom/kitchen. The only thing I remember one had a pool table and the cues shot out of tubes in the ground.
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It always bugged me how he said "roof" like "ruff". It's a loving "ROOOOOOOOOOOOF". Rewf. Rufe. Rufio, not Ruffio.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Go listen That nasty woman makes casual listening to HS nigh impossible
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a new study bible! posted:Family Matters was better than HI or Roseanne or Married With Children. nah the real quality show was Meego https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl0yyUFOyOU
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tom the toolman is here for a goof off!! augh augh augh i'm gay.
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N-thing that Married with Children was arguably the best sitcom of the '90s. I also rented that SNES game once. Holy gently caress. duck trucker posted:Remember all the episodes that were the Man's bathroom/bedroom/kitchen. The man's kitchen had his own live-in butcher. That was dope.
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I remember when he accidentally dropped a giant I-beam on his wife's car Arrou??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW3Mo-UO3BY
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Extra Large Marge posted:I remember when he accidentally dropped a giant I-beam on his wife's car *hands on hips* "TIIIII-UUUHHHMMMM!"
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