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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

His Dad is also rich (I think), so he doesn't need the money as compared to most other players

Almost every NFL QB is from a well off family because of what training you need to get to that level in youth leagues.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Almost every NFL QB is from a well off family because of what training you need to get to that level in youth leagues.

hmmm

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

That was a good writeup.

He's fresh off 29. He's got probably three or four years of high production left. What teams have holes at free safety?

I would say the Bucs, but who could say no to defensive back legend Chris Conte?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SKULL.GIF posted:

That was a good writeup.

He's fresh off 29. He's got probably three or four years of high production left. What teams have holes at free safety?

The Texans FS was just diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma so...

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

The Texans FS was just diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma so...
Good god, having Mathieu, Thomas, Aaron Colvin, and the corpse of Jonathan Joseph in the same secondary...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The panthers need a free safety but Rivera doesn’t believe the position actually exists so we’ll have to pass

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I have this nagging fear Colvin is going to be a phenomenal bust

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




It's fun to read about because it turns out like every NFL QB had personal trainers and coaches from the time they could tie their shoes, which also tends to be why they have the personality of a doorknob.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

I have this nagging fear Colvin is going to be a phenomenal bust
Its a legit fear. He was decent I think his second year (one of the Gus Bradley years) but the entire defense was a goddamn tire fire the whole time. Then last year he was remarkable at times, but he was only ever in the slot. Now I think I read he is going to be on the outside, and the Texan's Safeties and LBs arent as good as the Jaguars so....

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, following Bills reporters must just be exhausting for fans.

I'm here to titter about this though:

https://twitter.com/4JoshReed/status/1025017051650375681

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
How have they found a trifecta of lovely QBs.....Thats usually reserved for the Browns.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Remember the Browns tried to trade for AJ McCarron last year.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ive never understood NFL GMs love of AJ McCarron.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I feel bad for the Bills and yet I need to see an offense that inept.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diqnol posted:

I feel bad for the Bills and yet I need to see an offense that inept.

They open the season vs the Ravens.

Flacco vs this crew is gonna be loving epic as they combine for 350 yards of offense.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Diqnol posted:

I feel bad for the Bills and yet I need to see an offense that inept.

You saw the Browns for the last 2 seasons didnt you?

Its gonna pretty much be the same.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



NFL trash, so what?

https://twitter.com/jeanclervil/status/1024903073498640384

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

NFL trash, so what?

Lol toss that onto the pile of evidence for Kap's lawsuit.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

OxySnake posted:

Ive never understood NFL GMs love of AJ McCarron.

Hey man, if you have the opportunity to sign the guy who couldn't beat out Andy Dalton for a starting role outside of injury you gotta pull the trigger.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

gently caress the NFL, gently caress EA, and gently caress Madden.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Shefty got wood

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1025055074073100288

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Jimmy G and whomever is catching his balls.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


lmao that they actually did it

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Jimmy G and whomever is catching his balls.

Spoeank doesn't play football tho

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diqnol posted:

lmao that they actually did it

Give me your slow, your old, your broken receivers yearning to run curls, the wretched refuse of your teeming roster.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cross another name off from this list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9IRJ6FHF0

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Billy Five Aces continues his quest to sign washed up farts and wring them dry of a few last great performances

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Why would you make that tweet?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Belichick is like one injury away from checking in on Joe Jurevicius

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmaoooooooo

Is there a team more white than the Patriots?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Jimmy G and whomever is catching his balls.

Kiara Mia isn't a WR

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Intruder posted:

Kiara Mia isn't a WR

I think Jimmy G would beg to differ.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Billy Five Aces continues his quest to sign washed up farts and wring them dry of a few last great performances
Or more likely he'll be released by the end of camp and no one will hear from Decker again.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Over/under on how soon before he winds up on IR?

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1025064367644192770

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

sweet geek swag posted:

I think Jimmy G would beg to differ.
lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sweet geek swag posted:

I think Jimmy G would beg to differ.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


pubic works project posted:

Lmaoooooooo

Is there a team more white than the Patriots?

Doubt it

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
http://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1025070198792089601

Demon Of The Fall fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 2, 2018

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

They better not loving ruin him.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, I found out today that the MLB's policy on weed is:

:shrug: we don't test for it. Just follow local laws.

How the gently caress does the sport of old farts and unwritten rules care less about weed than the NFL?

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