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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Kerri Evelyn Harris versus TOM! Carpet Debate Watch Zone
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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 carpet can barely speak

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lol pow/mia bullshit gtfo

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
he was a submarine commander? submariners are often totally nuts

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
That Baby for President 2040

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

twoday posted:

he was a submarine commander? submariners are often totally nuts

I thought he was a marine?

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TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


 What unnamed "hot war in asia" is this guy talking about? Vietnam?

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is sad

crapper drop out bitch

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

That Baby for President 2040

yeah sure

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 A nurturing environment

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

 Then again, I myself am from humble origins. My father was a poor Virginia turd-miner.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
so many cheers for a wife beater

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Kerri got louder cheers

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 Fck this static. Fkc this droning old camel

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TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


 lol this guy is anything but fired up

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im not mad, im ......

*squints at card*

fired up?

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

im not mad, im ......

*squints at card*

fired up?
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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
tom is a mess

tom is a waste

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 Think of healthcare as a giant pie. Okay

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
think of health care as a toilet

20% of it is filled by employer plans

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 Carper says Canada is too dangerous lol

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
filthy canadian drugs are killing americans

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I started feeling bad for him for a hot second...but not really.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Obesity and tobacco.

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

 it's expensive cuz you're fuckin' fat - sen carpet

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nichael posted:



TONIGHT 7:30 PM EDT -- FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY --

KERRI
EVELYN
MOTHERFUCKING
HARRIS,
THE DARK QUEEN OF MID-ATLANTIC SOCIALISM
THE SCOURGE OF DELAWARE LIBERALS
AND THE SLAYER OF CHUDS AND CENTRISTS ALIKE

DEBATES TOM "THE WIFE DESTROYER" CARPET

In a brutal, one on one match up, geriatric Senator Tom Carper, best known for his work on his wife's face, goes up against (unconstitutional) Air Force veteran, Kerri Evelyn Harris. After six months of a completely grassroots campaign that accepts absolutely no corporate donations (or any donations that aren't funny numbers), the two Democratic candidates for U.S. Senate will finally meet to discuss data center consolidation and 1,000 years of leftist darkness.

Our Facebook page will have a live stream and share with your friends: https://www.facebook.com/KerriEvelynHarris/



https://twitter.com/KerriHarrisDE/status/1034187141818003457

VOLUNTEER: https://www.kerrievelynharris.com/phonebank/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnx2ynwUV4

DONATE: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/shopkerri (funny numbers only please)
tom carpet is bad op

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Nichael posted:

Carper says Canada is too dangerous lol

My donation went up :10bux:

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

think of health care as a toilet

20% of it is filled by employer plans

whats wrong with the flapper

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 Kerri actually practiced and carper didnt. Not fair! Bully kerri!

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

byob historian posted:

whats wrong with the flapper

the tank too full what with all the health care

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 WHERES THE PIE CHART, KERRI

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
 Hell yeah kerri

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

reignofevil posted:

Hell yeah kerri

she owns so hard

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

the tank too full what with all the health care

ofc the military gets healthcare and ordinary americans are left to turn to crime to afford talking to a doctor

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

 Carper asked me to imagine healthcare as a giant pie. Kerri didnt give me a visual aid. Fuxk that

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
when is kerri gonna call him a cuck?

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress YOU

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

byob historian posted:

ofc the military gets healthcare and ordinary americans are left to turn to crime to afford talking to a doctor

lmao if you're jealous of military health care

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 "Let me tell you about the things I've done that aren't working"
Bold strategy, Tom

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lol pell grants are a loving pittance

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 gently caress this slurring Nazi old man

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